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A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
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12.073 @ 118.43 (Nitto 555)
I love the smell of Nitromethane and rubber in the morning!
Drag racers prayer:
As I lay rubber down the street, I pray for traction I can keep, but if I spin and begin to slide, please dear God protect my ride." -Amen
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Good one. People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
Finally A Marauder Owner
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
11.931 @ 116.33 (MT ET Streets)
12.073 @ 118.43 (Nitto 555)
I love the smell of Nitromethane and rubber in the morning!
Drag racers prayer:
As I lay rubber down the street, I pray for traction I can keep, but if I spin and begin to slide, please dear God protect my ride." -Amen
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There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried!
11.931 @ 116.33 (MT ET Streets)
12.073 @ 118.43 (Nitto 555)
I love the smell of Nitromethane and rubber in the morning!
Drag racers prayer:
As I lay rubber down the street, I pray for traction I can keep, but if I spin and begin to slide, please dear God protect my ride." -Amen
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion, one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the arse, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
11.931 @ 116.33 (MT ET Streets)
12.073 @ 118.43 (Nitto 555)
I love the smell of Nitromethane and rubber in the morning!
Drag racers prayer:
As I lay rubber down the street, I pray for traction I can keep, but if I spin and begin to slide, please dear God protect my ride." -Amen
Bikinis,Burnout,Busted, & Beer
When Chuck Norris couldn't get an Egg McMuffin at McDonalds at 10:35a He roundhouse kicked the restaurant and it became a Wendy's
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And I'm never to old to try and impress 22 year old girls
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Did I? Oh yeah I guess I did. Sometimes I type too fast and get the A and the S confused, good catch. *******.
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
Bikinis,Burnout,Busted, & Beer
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
Purchased: 12-3-11 from Martyo
Blown: 2-2-12 Vortech FTW (Installation at Mo's)
Ice Bucket Blown: 4-14-12 (Louisville)
New member to MM "Blues Brothers"
And I'm never to old to try and impress 22 year old girls
Did I? Oh yeah I guess I did. Sometimes I type too fast and get the A and the S confused, good catch. *******.
Bikinis,Burnout,Busted, & Beer
Chuck Norris invented his own style of Karate, it's called Chuck-Will-Kill
Purchased: 12-3-11 from Martyo
Blown: 2-2-12 Vortech FTW (Installation at Mo's)
Ice Bucket Blown: 4-14-12 (Louisville)
New member to MM "Blues Brothers"
And I'm never to old to try and impress 22 year old girls
Did I? Oh yeah I guess I did. Sometimes I type too fast and get the A and the S confused, good catch. *******.
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This thread is out of control. Only Chuck Norris could lock it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
11.931 @ 116.33 (MT ET Streets)
12.073 @ 118.43 (Nitto 555)
I love the smell of Nitromethane and rubber in the morning!
Drag racers prayer:
As I lay rubber down the street, I pray for traction I can keep, but if I spin and begin to slide, please dear God protect my ride." -Amen
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
We're ready to believe you...
You do realize this thread is a three man circle jerk right? I will not be participating in the Chuck Norris old news... The 90's called, they want you to leave Chuck Norris with them!
Marauderless....
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Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
11.931 @ 116.33 (MT ET Streets)
12.073 @ 118.43 (Nitto 555)
I love the smell of Nitromethane and rubber in the morning!
Drag racers prayer:
As I lay rubber down the street, I pray for traction I can keep, but if I spin and begin to slide, please dear God protect my ride." -Amen
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