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  1. 11-04-2010, 09:31 AM #46
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    When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Egon Spengler View Post
    You do realize this thread is a three man circle jerk right? I will not be participating in the Chuck Norris old news... The 90's called, they want you to leave Chuck Norris with them!
    Chuck Norris created the 90's simply to provide us with Y2K and 2012.
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    Chuck Norris can Facebook from a calculator
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    Quote Originally Posted by PonyUP View Post
    Chuck Norris can Facebook from a calculator
    -or an Etch-A-Sketch.
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    If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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    Chucks calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Chuck Norris
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    Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
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    Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Egon Spengler View Post
    You do realize this thread is a three man circle jerk right? !
    4 man. You're watching.
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    If Chuck Norris is late, time slows down.
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    How about Chuck Norris vs. The Most Intersting Man In The World?
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    Chuck Norris' toilet paper:
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    Quote Originally Posted by SID210SA View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by SID210SA View Post
    How about Chuck Norris vs. The Most Intersting Man In The World?
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    Chuck Norris drives a Marauder, enough said
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