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    Automotive abortions

    I saw this.....this..... thing recently and had to take a picture to document this collossal failure!
    I thought that I had seen every hideous bolt on ground effects kit there is, but this Avalanche owner has outdone the Ricer Retards!!!

    Sorry for the assault on your eyes:

    2020 Ford Ranger STX DFI Turbo 2.3L 10 speed Auto
    2017 Ford Fusion Sport DFI Twin Turbo 2.7L V6 6 speed Auto (14.000 ET bone stock in 82 degree heat)
    1985 Mustang GT 5.0 Hatchback 4bbl 5 speed manual (525 HP 363 Dart block/AFR heads with Magnum 6 speed in the works)
    1984 Mustang GT 2.3 Turbo Convertible FI. 5 speed manual
    1966 427 Cobra (ERA) 468 all Aluminum FE 2x4bbl 5 speed manual

    SOLD : 2003 Mercury Marauder FI. 4 speed Auto
    w/Crower Cams & Springs, +1mm SS valves, mild port job on the cylinder heads.
    Extrude honed intake w/PHP spacer.
    Kooks Headers w/2.5" High Flow Cats & X-Pipe, Magnaflow mufflers, OEM tailpipes w/Megs Tips
    B&M Trans cooler w/fan, Level 10 Shift Kit, Art Carr Hughes Deep Sump Trans Pan,
    SVO Rearend Girdle, Redline Gear lube; OEM 3.55s
    'Real Gauges' + matching Trans Temp, Oil Temp, Water Temp, Fuel Pressure, Vacuum/Boost Gauge
    Built: 10/15/02 Bought: 12/16/02 Sold: 10/15/18

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    lol what gets me is that they spent a **** ton of money on that crap

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    That's the Chinese Edition Avaranch.


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    Al Czervik: Oh, this is the worst-looking [plastic crap] I ever saw. What, when you buy [platic bolt-on crap] like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?

    [looks at pics of Avalanche posted up by Joe Walsh]

    Al Czervik: Oh, it looks good on you though.



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    I have seen every plastic bolt on part available before, just never bolted to the same vehicle at the same time.
    It would fit right in in Miami.
    It's all BS until you can show me the time slip!

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    The Avalanche was a turd to begin with and you know what they say about trying to polish a turd.

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    But......but......it's custom...it's unique...it reflects its owner's individuality...

    *Sigh*....I can't keep this up...it's awful. The only thing lacking is 26" spinners.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RF Overlord View Post

    The only thing lacking is 26" spinners.
    They're on backorder bro!
    It's all BS until you can show me the time slip!

    Trilogy #36
    #2529 of 7839
    See Garage for mods.
    O bsessive
    C ar
    D etailer

    SOLD

    2014 Caddilac CTSV Wagon
    CAI
    DRs
    11.70 @ 119 mph
    505 RWHP at Mo's untuned.


    10/16 mods
    Ported blower. LTs catless mids, flex fuel kit, pulleys, badness.
    621/626 on E49 tuned for E85
    10.65 @ 128.9 SSHS16

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    Quote Originally Posted by CBT View Post
    That's the Chinese Edition Avaranch.
    LMAO!!!





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    Quote Originally Posted by CBT View Post
    That's the Chinese Edition Avaranch.
    Quote Originally Posted by DOOM View Post
    RMAO!!!

    There....fixed for ya!
    2020 Ford Ranger STX DFI Turbo 2.3L 10 speed Auto
    2017 Ford Fusion Sport DFI Twin Turbo 2.7L V6 6 speed Auto (14.000 ET bone stock in 82 degree heat)
    1985 Mustang GT 5.0 Hatchback 4bbl 5 speed manual (525 HP 363 Dart block/AFR heads with Magnum 6 speed in the works)
    1984 Mustang GT 2.3 Turbo Convertible FI. 5 speed manual
    1966 427 Cobra (ERA) 468 all Aluminum FE 2x4bbl 5 speed manual

    SOLD : 2003 Mercury Marauder FI. 4 speed Auto
    w/Crower Cams & Springs, +1mm SS valves, mild port job on the cylinder heads.
    Extrude honed intake w/PHP spacer.
    Kooks Headers w/2.5" High Flow Cats & X-Pipe, Magnaflow mufflers, OEM tailpipes w/Megs Tips
    B&M Trans cooler w/fan, Level 10 Shift Kit, Art Carr Hughes Deep Sump Trans Pan,
    SVO Rearend Girdle, Redline Gear lube; OEM 3.55s
    'Real Gauges' + matching Trans Temp, Oil Temp, Water Temp, Fuel Pressure, Vacuum/Boost Gauge
    Built: 10/15/02 Bought: 12/16/02 Sold: 10/15/18

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Man View Post
    The Avalanche was a turd to begin with and you know what they say about trying to polish a turd.
    True and True!

    They were awful looking lumpy piles of plastic crap BEFORE this guy went nuts on the ground effects kits.

    Quote Originally Posted by RF Overlord View Post
    But......but......it's custom...it's unique...it reflects its owner's individuality...

    *Sigh*....I can't keep this up...it's awful. The only thing lacking is 26" spinners.
    Yep, He did have some type of crappy looking oversized chrome rims, but I believe that they were not spinners.
    Last edited by Joe Walsh; 03-25-2012 at 02:24 PM.
    2020 Ford Ranger STX DFI Turbo 2.3L 10 speed Auto
    2017 Ford Fusion Sport DFI Twin Turbo 2.7L V6 6 speed Auto (14.000 ET bone stock in 82 degree heat)
    1985 Mustang GT 5.0 Hatchback 4bbl 5 speed manual (525 HP 363 Dart block/AFR heads with Magnum 6 speed in the works)
    1984 Mustang GT 2.3 Turbo Convertible FI. 5 speed manual
    1966 427 Cobra (ERA) 468 all Aluminum FE 2x4bbl 5 speed manual

    SOLD : 2003 Mercury Marauder FI. 4 speed Auto
    w/Crower Cams & Springs, +1mm SS valves, mild port job on the cylinder heads.
    Extrude honed intake w/PHP spacer.
    Kooks Headers w/2.5" High Flow Cats & X-Pipe, Magnaflow mufflers, OEM tailpipes w/Megs Tips
    B&M Trans cooler w/fan, Level 10 Shift Kit, Art Carr Hughes Deep Sump Trans Pan,
    SVO Rearend Girdle, Redline Gear lube; OEM 3.55s
    'Real Gauges' + matching Trans Temp, Oil Temp, Water Temp, Fuel Pressure, Vacuum/Boost Gauge
    Built: 10/15/02 Bought: 12/16/02 Sold: 10/15/18

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    And all that plastic crap was probably bought with his GF's welfare check.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Man View Post
    The Avalanche was a turd to begin with and you know what they say about trying to polish a turd.
    This guy obviously saw the Mythbusters show where they did prove it was possible to polish a turd.
    Don't bring skittles to a gunfight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phrog_gunner View Post
    This guy obviously saw the Mythbusters show where they did prove it was possible to polish a turd.

    Speaking of turds, where you been homie? Flying the friendly skies?


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    ~Cool, I can have one of those strangulation orgasms without the strangle.
    WIN WIN!~ Zack
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    It looks bloated!!!

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