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    Chuck Norris

    I was doing a google search for Charleston, sc and it started to fill in my request automatically. So when it said Google: Where is Chuck Norris, I couldn't resist! First link was this:
    http://www.nochucknorris.com/
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    Now that there is funny, I don't care who you are, that's funny.
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    That's hysterical
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    Been a long time since I've seen that, I thought it was gone. I predict ten pages of Chuck Norris's before this thread spirals out of hand and gets shut down...
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    I heard Chuck once killed two stones with one bird...
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    It begins.

    When the going gets tough, the tough gets a roundhouse kick to the face by Chuck Norris.
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    Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
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    If Chuck Norris was to lose a fight... Just Kidding!
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    Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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    Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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    Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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    The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
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    Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
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    Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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    I love the smell of Nitromethane and rubber in the morning!
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    As I lay rubber down the street, I pray for traction I can keep, but if I spin and begin to slide, please dear God protect my ride." -Amen

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