I was doing a google search for Charleston, sc and it started to fill in my request automatically. So when it said Google: Where is Chuck Norris, I couldn't resist! First link was this:
http://www.nochucknorris.com/
I was doing a google search for Charleston, sc and it started to fill in my request automatically. So when it said Google: Where is Chuck Norris, I couldn't resist! First link was this:
http://www.nochucknorris.com/
11.931 @ 116.33 (MT ET Streets)
12.073 @ 118.43 (Nitto 555)
I love the smell of Nitromethane and rubber in the morning!
Drag racers prayer:
As I lay rubber down the street, I pray for traction I can keep, but if I spin and begin to slide, please dear God protect my ride." -Amen
Now that there is funny, I don't care who you are, that's funny.
"A street walking cheetah, with a heart full of napalm."
"If You can keep Your Head About You, While Others are Losing Theirs and Blaming It on You..."
"Sometimes it is wiser to remain silent, and seem a fool, than to speak, and remove all doubt."
"We've been looking for the enemy for some time now. We've finally found him. We're surrounded. That simplifies things."[5]
Been a long time since I've seen that, I thought it was gone. I predict ten pages of Chuck Norris's before this thread spirals out of hand and gets shut down...
I got 50 internet bucks and a Blue Moon on it.
Finally A Marauder Owner
Subscribed.
Finally A Marauder Owner
I heard Chuck once killed two stones with one bird...
11.931 @ 116.33 (MT ET Streets)
12.073 @ 118.43 (Nitto 555)
I love the smell of Nitromethane and rubber in the morning!
Drag racers prayer:
As I lay rubber down the street, I pray for traction I can keep, but if I spin and begin to slide, please dear God protect my ride." -Amen
It begins.
When the going gets tough, the tough gets a roundhouse kick to the face by Chuck Norris.
Finally A Marauder Owner
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.
Finally A Marauder Owner
If Chuck Norris was to lose a fight... Just Kidding!
11.931 @ 116.33 (MT ET Streets)
12.073 @ 118.43 (Nitto 555)
I love the smell of Nitromethane and rubber in the morning!
Drag racers prayer:
As I lay rubber down the street, I pray for traction I can keep, but if I spin and begin to slide, please dear God protect my ride." -Amen
Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
Finally A Marauder Owner
Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
11.931 @ 116.33 (MT ET Streets)
12.073 @ 118.43 (Nitto 555)
I love the smell of Nitromethane and rubber in the morning!
Drag racers prayer:
As I lay rubber down the street, I pray for traction I can keep, but if I spin and begin to slide, please dear God protect my ride." -Amen
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
11.931 @ 116.33 (MT ET Streets)
12.073 @ 118.43 (Nitto 555)
I love the smell of Nitromethane and rubber in the morning!
Drag racers prayer:
As I lay rubber down the street, I pray for traction I can keep, but if I spin and begin to slide, please dear God protect my ride." -Amen
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
Finally A Marauder Owner
Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.
Finally A Marauder Owner
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
11.931 @ 116.33 (MT ET Streets)
12.073 @ 118.43 (Nitto 555)
I love the smell of Nitromethane and rubber in the morning!
Drag racers prayer:
As I lay rubber down the street, I pray for traction I can keep, but if I spin and begin to slide, please dear God protect my ride." -Amen
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