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Old 03-25-2012, 11:14 AM
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Automotive abortions

I saw this.....this..... thing recently and had to take a picture to document this collossal failure!
I thought that I had seen every hideous bolt on ground effects kit there is, but this Avalanche owner has outdone the Ricer Retards!!!

Sorry for the assault on your eyes:

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Old 03-25-2012, 11:17 AM
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lol what gets me is that they spent a **** ton of money on that crap
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Old 03-25-2012, 11:17 AM
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That's the Chinese Edition Avaranch.
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Old 03-25-2012, 11:23 AM
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Al Czervik: Oh, this is the worst-looking [plastic crap] I ever saw. What, when you buy [platic bolt-on crap] like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?

[looks at pics of Avalanche posted up by Joe Walsh]

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Old 03-25-2012, 11:27 AM
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I have seen every plastic bolt on part available before, just never bolted to the same vehicle at the same time.
It would fit right in in Miami.
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Old 03-25-2012, 12:08 PM
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The Avalanche was a turd to begin with and you know what they say about trying to polish a turd.
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Old 03-25-2012, 12:43 PM
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But......but......it's custom...it's unique...it reflects its owner's individuality...

*Sigh*....I can't keep this up...it's awful. The only thing lacking is 26" spinners.
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Old 03-25-2012, 12:45 PM
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The only thing lacking is 26" spinners.
They're on backorder bro!
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That's the Chinese Edition Avaranch.
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Old 03-25-2012, 02:20 PM
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RMAO!!!

There....fixed for ya!
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Old 03-25-2012, 02:21 PM
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The Avalanche was a turd to begin with and you know what they say about trying to polish a turd.
True and True!

They were awful looking lumpy piles of plastic crap BEFORE this guy went nuts on the ground effects kits.

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But......but......it's custom...it's unique...it reflects its owner's individuality...

*Sigh*....I can't keep this up...it's awful. The only thing lacking is 26" spinners.
Yep, He did have some type of crappy looking oversized chrome rims, but I believe that they were not spinners.
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Kooks Headers w/2.5" High Flow Cats & X-Pipe, Magnaflow mufflers, OEM tailpipes w/Megs Tips
Conical 9" K&N filter w/custom cold air box, Metco CF intake tube, C&L 80mm MAF, Accufab Twin 60mm TB
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Remote Oil Filter with Accusump 1 Qt Accumulator
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Old 03-26-2012, 04:49 AM
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And all that plastic crap was probably bought with his GF's welfare check.
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Old 03-26-2012, 04:53 AM
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The Avalanche was a turd to begin with and you know what they say about trying to polish a turd.
This guy obviously saw the Mythbusters show where they did prove it was possible to polish a turd.
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This guy obviously saw the Mythbusters show where they did prove it was possible to polish a turd.

Speaking of turds, where you been homie? Flying the friendly skies?
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