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03-25-2012, 11:14 AM
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Automotive abortions
I saw this.....this..... thing recently and had to take a picture to document this collossal failure!
I thought that I had seen every hideous bolt on ground effects kit there is, but this Avalanche owner has outdone the Ricer Retards!!! Sorry for the assault on your eyes: 
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03-25-2012, 11:17 AM
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lol what gets me is that they spent a **** ton of money on that crap
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03-25-2012, 11:17 AM
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That's the Chinese Edition Avaranch.
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03-25-2012, 11:23 AM
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Al Czervik: Oh, this is the worst-looking [plastic crap] I ever saw. What, when you buy [platic bolt-on crap] like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?
[looks at pics of Avalanche posted up by Joe Walsh] Al Czervik: Oh, it looks good on you though. 
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03-25-2012, 11:27 AM
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I have seen every plastic bolt on part available before, just never bolted to the same vehicle at the same time.
It would fit right in in Miami.
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03-25-2012, 12:08 PM
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The Avalanche was a turd to begin with and you know what they say about trying to polish a turd.
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03-25-2012, 12:43 PM
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But......but......it's custom...it's unique...it reflects its owner's individuality...
*Sigh*....I can't keep this up...it's awful. The only thing lacking is 26" spinners.
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03-25-2012, 12:45 PM
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03-25-2012, 01:20 PM
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03-25-2012, 02:20 PM
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2003 Mercury Marauder Fuel inj. Auto* 1985 Mustang GT 5.0 Hatchback 4bbl 5 spd. 1984 Mustang GT 2.3 Turbo Convertible Fuel inj. 5 spd. 1965 427 Cobra (ERA) 468 Alum. FE 2x4bbl 5 spd. *Forged 5.0 Big Bore: Crower Cams & Springs, +1mm SS valves, Extrude honed intake w/PHP spacer Kooks Headers w/2.5" High Flow Cats & X-Pipe, Magnaflow mufflers, OEM tailpipes w/Megs Tips Conical 9" K&N filter w/custom cold air box, Metco CF intake tube, C&L 80mm MAF, Accufab Twin 60mm TB Meziere Electric Water Pump; Underdrive Crank Pulley; Plasma Booster Ignition Module Remote Oil Filter with Accusump 1 Qt Accumulator B&M Trans cooler w/fan, Level 10 Shift Kit, Art Carr High Stall Converter, Hughes Deep Sump Trans Pan, Redline Synthetic Trans fluid Carbon Fiber Drive Shaft, SVO Rearend Girdle, Redline Gear lube; OEM 3.55s PIAA Headlights & Fog Lights 'Real Gauges' + matching Trans Temp, Oil Temp, Water Temp, Fuel Pressure, Vacuum/Boost Gauge Built: 10/15/02 Bought: 12/16/02
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03-25-2012, 02:21 PM
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They were awful looking lumpy piles of plastic crap BEFORE this guy went nuts on the ground effects kits. Quote:
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03-26-2012, 04:49 AM
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And all that plastic crap was probably bought with his GF's welfare check.
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03-26-2012, 04:53 AM
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03-26-2012, 05:20 AM
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Speaking of turds, where you been homie? Flying the friendly skies?
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03-26-2012, 05:23 AM
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It looks bloated!!!
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