FORK 'EM!

[PHHHHTT]

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2016/11/18/sword-wielding-robber-thwarted-by-woman-with-plastic-fork-gets-4-years.html

The fork is mightier than the sword!

[1Marauder]

I read on the wire that the young lady was yelling at the top of her lungs, "Fork you! Fork Off! You mother Forker!"