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Joe Walsh
03-07-2017, 07:11 PM
What do you get when you put over 300 HP to the wrong wheels?

http://autoweek.com/article/geneva-motor-show/honda-finally-shows-us-real-us-bound-civic-type-r?utm_source=DailyDrive2017030 7&utm_medium=enewsletter&utm_term=headline-center&utm_content=body&utm_campaign=awdailydrive

That hideous thing looks like they took the Lexus styling design team along with the Honda engineers and locked them in a room with a Subaru WRX and a big bowl of dank!

:puke:

Good Gawd is that thing f*ggly.

BTW: Did you notice the THREE friggin' Fart pipes!!??

What are the Ricer Retards going to do with it!??
It already has Type 'R' stickers and 3 Fart pipes.

I can't wait to see these things in the ditches after the Ricer Retard owners get a full hit of 306 HP Torque Steer!......:rofl:

RF Overlord
03-07-2017, 07:29 PM
What do you get when you put over 300 HP to the wrong wheels?What? It's not AWD?? Fail... :shake:

Mr. Man
03-07-2017, 07:50 PM
306hp out of the equivalent of a soda bottle. Rather have an RS.

Joe Walsh
03-07-2017, 08:15 PM
What? It's not AWD?? Fail... :shake:


306hp out of the equivalent of a soda bottle. Rather have an RS.

Yep....the 350 HP AWD RS will annihilate the 306 HP WrongWD Civic Type 'R'!

1Marauder
03-07-2017, 08:55 PM
What is the conspiracy of making ugly rear ended cars?

Marauderjack
03-08-2017, 03:33 AM
What's with 3 exhaust tips and why the little one in the middle???:eek::shake:

camelgrundle
03-08-2017, 03:47 AM
The little one in the middle are where your dreams and ambitions escape.

Joe Walsh
03-08-2017, 04:38 AM
The little one in the middle is where your dreams and ambitions escape.

Don't forget about 'self esteem'....:P

Baconbit
03-08-2017, 04:47 AM
The little one in the middle are where your dreams and ambitions escape.


No it's where your dignity escapes....

Joe Walsh
03-08-2017, 04:53 AM
The good news for the retard ricers who actually dump $35K for this rolling abortion....
is that just a few stickers will get them over 400 HP!

Fastbob
03-08-2017, 05:23 AM
That thing is ugly from front to back. What is with the large suitcase type handle on the rear?

Hooptie
03-08-2017, 05:58 AM
And there will be those that will make an ugly car even uglier.

Joe Walsh
03-08-2017, 07:00 AM
And there will be those that will make an ugly car even uglier.


Can you bolt a 747 wing onto an OEM ricer wing!?

Bluerauder
03-08-2017, 07:13 AM
Can you bolt a 747 wing onto an OEM ricer wing!?


No .... It has to be welded by an Aluminum welding professional. The 727 wing is a better fit.

gpfarrell
03-08-2017, 10:43 AM
How ironic, a bunch of guys that worship a defunct car company are ridiculing one of the most successful car companies.

And "retard"? That's pretty classless. I'm not sure about 300hp in a fwd car either, but it's no longer 1950 and the derogatory use of that word is flat-out offensive.

Mind you, I'd much rather have my Mercurys than that Honda, but in the business of selling cars, Honda is far from dumb.

Spectragod
03-08-2017, 11:10 AM
Car doesn't look that bad, loose the wing and stick on deflectors on the roof, I'd drive one............






Into a lake.....[emoji23]


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fastblackmerc
03-08-2017, 11:17 AM
What is "Type R"?

Regect
Retard
Reason to crush my car


What?

RubberCtyRauder
03-08-2017, 11:23 AM
Type R = Ricer

stevengerard
03-08-2017, 02:00 PM
How ironic, a bunch of guys that worship a defunct car company are ridiculing one of the most successful car companies.

And "retard"? That's pretty classless. I'm not sure about 300hp in a fwd car either, but it's no longer 1950 and the derogatory use of that word is flat-out offensive.

Mind you, I'd much rather have my Mercurys than that Honda, but in the business of selling cars, Honda is far from dumb.

Gotta agree with the above post. I too would not own that car if given to me, but what I do appreciate is that they are at least attempting to go after a niche market who appreciate cars for more than a mode of transportation.

Joe Walsh
03-08-2017, 03:22 PM
How ironic, a bunch of guys that worship a defunct car company are ridiculing one of the most successful car companies.

And "retard"? That's pretty classless. I'm not sure about 300hp in a fwd car either, but it's no longer 1950 and the derogatory use of that word is flat-out offensive.

Mind you, I'd much rather have my Mercurys than that Honda, but in the business of selling cars, Honda is far from dumb.

JEEZ!

Don't get all butt-hurt!

Did I violate the 'PC' police guidelines or something!?

I'll continue to use the word 'Retard' because I was born in the 50's and the word doesn't offend me....sorry if it offends you.

BTW: I will ridicule that clapped out Ricer Type 'R' as much as I want...including its' THREE tailpipes on a 4 cylinder car!

Honda makes and sells millions of fuel efficient, dependable, boring, soulless road going appliances...nothing wrong with that;
but a vast majority of the lemmings who buy Hondas repeatedly prove to me daily that they have no clue and no right to be behind the wheel driving.

Marauderjack
03-08-2017, 03:41 PM
Get him Joe!!!:beer:

gpfarrell
03-08-2017, 03:41 PM
Guys with Mercurys should set a higher standard and show more class.

RF Overlord
03-08-2017, 03:42 PM
While my dislike for this car doesn't take on "Walsh-ian" proportions, we all have to remember that we old fogies are not the intended market for it. The target market is likely 18-34. As the esteemed Mr. Gerard said above, at least they're building a version with increased performance, instead of another Dodge Dart.

Joe Walsh
03-24-2017, 04:54 PM
While my dislike for this car doesn't take on "Walsh-ian" proportions, we all have to remember that we old fogies are not the intended market for it. The target market is likely 18-34. As the esteemed Mr. Gerard said above, at least they're building a version with increased performance, instead of another Dodge Dart.

Here comes more 'Walsh-ian' Ricer venom!....:rofl:

Listen to this badazz 3 piped wonder!

http://autoweek.com/article/car-news/2017-honda-civic-type-r-preview-video-startup-and-exhaust-sound?utm_source=DailyDrive201 70324&utm_medium=enewsletter&utm_term=headline-center&utm_content=body&utm_campaign=awdailydrive

That godawful sound is the result of Honda's: “Center-Exit Triple-Exhaust Tip System.” or CETETS....yeah right! ...:rolleyes:

Can't wait to be annoyed by this weed wacker sound buzzing in my ears!.....:mad2:


What I really love is how Honda has totally missed their target audience/buyer!
The only people that this hideous, riced out 'styling' will appeal to is a bunch of 18-25 year old Ricer Wankers* ....who CAN'T afford a $35,000 Civic!...:D


(*I won't use 'Retards' anymore)

Mr. Man
03-24-2017, 11:32 PM
So when I drive by your house later this year and there is one of these things parked in your driveway I'll expect you to just hand me the keys to the Cobra without a word. :D :poke:

gpfarrell
03-25-2017, 05:37 AM
(*I won't use 'Retards' anymore)

You're a good man! :up:

dohc324ci
03-25-2017, 07:13 AM
I like the new civics way better than the previous gen. Agree the wing has to go! I like it other than the wing. I'd rather have a Golf R in the sports compact segmen in that power range. I have to disagree not the ugliest the Pontiac Aztec now that thing was hidious!

Joe Walsh
03-25-2017, 08:07 AM
So when I drive by your house later this year and there is one of these things parked in your driveway....
I'll expect you to just hand me the keys to the Cobra without a word. :D :poke:

LOL....
You and I KNOW that you will never see a Honda parked in my driveway.
Occasionally the 427 Cobra....but.....
the 427 Cobra only has 2 exhaust pipes....I feel lame compared to the Honda Civic Type 'R' ....:depress:

http://i984.photobucket.com/albums/ae326/JoeJWalsh/IMG_3561_zps98ab7e48.jpg (http://s984.photobucket.com/user/JoeJWalsh/media/IMG_3561_zps98ab7e48.jpg.html)

Mr. Man
03-25-2017, 10:49 AM
[QUOTE=Joe Walsh;1530696]LOL....
You and I KNOW that you will never see a Honda parked in my driveway.
Occasionally the 427 Cobra....but.....
the 427 Cobra only has 2 exhaust pipes....I feel lame compared to the Honda Civic Type 'R' ....:depress: Quote]

Never thought I'd see a Subaru in your driveway either(and it isn't even a WRX tii).:P

RF Overlord
03-25-2017, 01:47 PM
Listen to this badazz 3 piped wonder!

http://autoweek.com/article/car-news/2017-honda-civic-type-r-preview-video-startup-and-exhaust-sound?utm_source=DailyDrive201 70324&utm_medium=enewsletter&utm_term=headline-center&utm_content=body&utm_campaign=awdailydrive

That godawful sound is the result of Honda's: “Center-Exit Triple-Exhaust Tip System.” or CETETS Just as the clip ended, I think I heard the VTEC kick in, yo.

Joe Walsh
08-01-2017, 04:11 PM
I just saw one at last weekend's Cars & Coffee in Timonium Md.

Really an UGLY car.
Honda fell for their own Ricer hype with this winged, 3 piped mess!

Guy was so proud of his new Type 'R' and the fact that he had the 1st one in the Baltimore area.
Only thing is.....he paid $10,000 over MSRP to get it!!!

:eek:

45 large for a Honda Civic....:shake:

I think that the Honda dealer gave this owner an extra "exhaust pipe" at that price!

justbob
08-01-2017, 06:11 PM
What farmer did they steal all the damn chicken coop wire from? Overkill much??


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massacre
08-01-2017, 06:42 PM
No .... It has to be welded by an Aluminum welding professional. The 727 wing is a better fit.

A lot of aircraft aluminum is made from non-weldable alloys.
True story

hotford
08-02-2017, 03:41 PM
alot of negative feed back..........i kinda like it...i would lose the wing for sure,but they weren't the first to do 300 in a FWD configuration.... Noen had it in 2004,say what ya want, some MM on hear would have a hard time beating it down the track......

Spectragod
08-02-2017, 04:32 PM
alot of negative feed back..........i kinda like it...i would lose the wing for sure,but they weren't the first to do 300 in a FWD configuration.... Noen had it in 2004,say what ya want, some MM on hear would have a hard time beating it down the track......



Yep those little SRT Neon's can be a real surprise if they have been modded....

My cars a pooch, it gets beat by soccer moms in Volvo wagons.....[emoji33]


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justbob
08-02-2017, 04:37 PM
alot of negative feed back..........i kinda like it...i would lose the wing for sure,but they weren't the first to do 300 in a FWD configuration.... Noen had it in 2004,say what ya want, some MM on hear would have a hard time beating it down the track......



+1 on a neon. I always kinda liked those.


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