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woaface
06-13-2004, 07:10 PM
"I want a sick fat oval can" "ok, connect a 453237 to a 2843 to a 32743"

DAMN if I see that NAPA auto parts commercial again, I'm going to start a boycott! I'm never going to shop there again at least...bunch of cheap crap anyways. :bounce:

duhtroll
06-13-2004, 07:17 PM
We have a NAPA here. I have been there three times.

No matter what I am looking for - last time I asked about 5w20 synthetic blend oil - the answer is always the same.

"Uh, I dunno, don't get much call for that here."

They have plenty of ricer crap though.

They never even come out from the back of the store, much less up to their own counter.

I will never go there again.

-A

Marauderman
06-13-2004, 07:18 PM
"I want a sick fat oval can" "ok, connect a 453237 to a 2843 to a 32743"

DAMN if I see that NAPA auto parts commercial again, I'm going to start a boycott! I'm never going to shop there again at least...bunch of cheap crap anyways. :bounce:
.........uh..for those of us less inclinded..spilll the beans.........

woaface
06-13-2004, 07:48 PM
Asian guy drives up in a bright yellow riced out Escort. Walks into Napa Auto Parts. Continues like this:

Asian Guy(AG): Man, I'm trickin' out my riiide...

NAPA Sales Man(NSM): Oook?

AG: I'm thinkin' we can fresh intake, trick set of down pipe and a screamin' fat oval can!"

NSM: Ok, so a 2134 to a 3425, leading to a 5456!?

AG: (inquisitive face)

NSM: I would also suggest a 2937.

AG: HUH!?

NSM: Oh, that wet injection Nitros kit over there

AG: Whoa! SICK MAN!

NSM: (laughs) Uh huh...quick sick

AG: Holds out fist to butt NSM's fist.

Announcer "We may not talk like you, but we think like you...NAPA"

01 Interceptor
06-13-2004, 10:48 PM
They are trying to compete with AutoZone. :rolleyes:

woaface
06-14-2004, 06:29 AM
Ok, this is just a funny add, saw it this morning shoppin' for music.

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http://graphics.musicmatch.com/graphics/clear.gif

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Great lauguage selection...eh!?

01 Interceptor
06-14-2004, 01:33 PM
I am ROFL over the "canada" selection.

woaface
06-14-2004, 01:38 PM
I wonder what Logan thinks...eh?