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Joe Walsh
03-13-2020, 10:45 AM
OK....I understand the caution and some of the fear over the Corona Virus....but why is the entire US supply of toilet paper gone!??

It's a respiratory virus NOT dysentery!!

Jeez, the frickin' news has got everyone whipped into a frenzy.

In a proper uninformed, knee jerk reaction,
I'm switching to Tecate, Modelo and Sol in order to avoid this Corona Virus!


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Mr. Man
03-13-2020, 11:41 AM
I drink Yuengling so I'm not concerned. :beer:

Joe Walsh
03-13-2020, 11:44 AM
Smart man....drinking Yuengling!
You completely avoided getting the Corona virus!!

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decipha
03-13-2020, 06:50 PM
today they cancelled my childrens school in new orleans for a month

justbob
03-13-2020, 08:56 PM
Kung Flu, not Kung Poo..


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Invective
03-13-2020, 08:58 PM
A huge fraud that has been predicted for some time....the 'chickens' are coming home to roost...

MM03MOK
03-13-2020, 09:11 PM
Respiratory, not Asspiratory! :D

Invective
03-14-2020, 05:58 AM
At my favorite grocery store last night:

Everyone will eat their veggies!

https://i.imgur.com/03wzTN4l.jpg

Bread aisle empty...

https://i.imgur.com/vjPvfRil.jpg

Gonna have to resort to table napkins or paper towels...

https://i.imgur.com/DlQlJCkh.jpg


My goodness...

Joe Walsh
03-14-2020, 07:09 AM
WOW!
It takes a LOT of dim witted, over reacting sheeple to clear EVERY shelf of EVERY paper product in EVERY store in America.....SMH.

I'm going to invest in Kimberly Clark while the Stock Market is flatlining and the 'Toilet Paper Apocalypse' is at full boil.


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Mike Poore
03-14-2020, 09:16 AM
I know how it happened, as we saw it yesterday at the local grocery store. A guy sneezed and 8 people ***** their pants
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Fastbob
03-14-2020, 10:41 AM
I ordered 2 cases of 80 rolls each from one of my suppliers. If you run out, let me know as they will arive next Tuesday.

Mr. Man
03-14-2020, 11:01 AM
I ordered 2 cases of 80 rolls each from one of my suppliers. If you run out, let me know as they will arive next Tuesday.
Hamburger or hot dog?

sailsmen
03-14-2020, 11:25 AM
I believe staying well hydrated boost metabolism and immune system. As in flush it out!

In addition we;
The first thing we do when we walk in our home is wash our hands.
Cell Phones clean at least once per day with alcohol wipe, BD is a quality brand. When out and about upon return to the car we use hand sanitize on hands and cell phone.

sailsmen
03-14-2020, 11:25 AM
As respects the New COVID-21 the best protection is not to trim your Nose Hairs. Your Nose Hairs act as a trap, capturing particles.

Be sure to wash your hands after you blow or pick your nose.

The Wolf Man Jack Look is the safest.

Ladies, ask your Doctor to prescribe Wolf Hormones to promote the growth of nose hair.

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Ambitious1
03-14-2020, 01:32 PM
The issue is the enormous amount of misinformation that the President and some of the Governors and Mayors are stating during their public addresses. For example, here in New York, Governor Cuomo stated that he was bringing in the National Guard and that there will be a "lockdown" in New Rochelle where a large cluster of Coronavirus infections have been diagnosed. Of course, the residents immediately (and reasonably) thought that "lockdown" would mean something similar to what was happening to Italy where the residents are only allowed to go to the pharmacy and supermarket. That is not the case. Only the schools were closed, otherwise it was business as usual. The highways and streets were still open and people could travel freely as normally. But due to the miscommunication, people here in New York starting hoarding food, bottled water and other necessities like toilet paper. Here in New York, we are seeing a shortage of not only toilet paper, but bottled water, canned goods and paper towels. Another example is when the President stated in his public address two nights ago that travel to the United States from Europe, except for the U.K., would be suspended for 30 days. What the President failed to mention was that the travel ban did not apply to American citizens, nationals, etc. So there were Americans in Europe frantically buying airline tickets, spending as much as $20,000.00 to get on the earliest flight back to their home in the United States for fear of being unable to return home in time. Our leaders need to be clear, concise and precise in their public addresses. These types of miscommunications leads to the hysteria we are seeing today.

sailsmen
03-14-2020, 02:03 PM
"To keep new cases from entering our shores, we will be suspending all travel from Europe to the United States for the next 30 days. The new rules will go into effect Friday at midnight.

These restrictions will be adjusted subject to conditions on the ground. There will be exemptions for Americans who have undergone appropriate screenings and these prohibitions will not only apply to the tremendous amount of trade and cargo, but various other things as we get approval. Anything coming from Europe to the United States is what we are discussing. These restrictions will also not apply to the United Kingdom.".

Joe Walsh
03-14-2020, 02:35 PM
Hamburger or hot dog?

LOL......





As respects the New COVID-21 the best protection is not to trim your butt hairs. Your butt hairs act as a trap, capturing particles.

Be sure to wash your butt after you blow or pick your butt.

The Sasquatch look is the safest.

Ladies, ask your Doctor to prescribe Sasquatch Hormones to promote the growth of butt hair.


There....fixed it for ya!

Invective
03-14-2020, 11:22 PM
Easier to enact martial law when everyone is off of the streets. Look for WWIII against Russia/China and an attempted resurrection of the ancient Khazarian Khaganate...

https://i.imgur.com/7WArrvVl.png

Fastbob
03-15-2020, 04:28 AM
Hamburger or hot dog?
Ordered 2 ply. I can split them down the middle if the supply gets to low.

Fastbob
03-15-2020, 04:29 AM
Guess I'll have to stop pulling out those nose hairs also.....

justbob
03-16-2020, 01:10 PM
As of last Friday: “the hoarding has now even turned to frozen foods, like pizzas” (almost every news source mentioned pizzas in their scare tactics.)

This country would do far better off unplugging from the world and just use common sense. In this case, it doesn’t seem odd to me that frozen pizzas are next up as this news comes the eve of THE SAME DAY they report school closings.

DUH!

By the way, I started it.. [emoji12]


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Joe Walsh
03-16-2020, 01:54 PM
I don't give a hoot about this Corona virus!.....
nor Limes disease!!

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200316/cb5d288a67ff61a851b29ffc3bd0ff 52.jpg



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Mr. Man
03-16-2020, 03:25 PM
I don't give a hoot about this Corona virus!.....
nor Limes disease!!https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200316/cb5d288a67ff61a851b29ffc3bd0ff 52.jpg

Sent from my Pixel 2 XL using TapatalkClearly there isn't enough pizza in your life. :P

Joe Walsh
03-16-2020, 05:45 PM
This is too close to the truth....https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200317/a52775b948003882dd6ae1d6d2ff1f 2f.jpg

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Invective
03-17-2020, 04:22 AM
I discovered frozen, whole blueberries mixed with cottage cheese as a result of the current emergency. Stocking up on wraps-surgical dressings today that I use on a regular basis....

https://i.imgur.com/oMJ5liKl.jpg

88LTDCV351
03-17-2020, 08:12 AM
We are on "shelter in place" here.

RubberCtyRauder
03-17-2020, 09:24 AM
I thought Corona virus was fancy smancy for hungover?

gdsqdcr
03-17-2020, 10:45 AM
We are on "shelter in place" here.

Us as well ... but yeah ... We are going out tomorrow to help my mom. She is elderly and prepping to move. That is essential to me, and until martial law is enacted, I will go out to do that.

CBT
03-17-2020, 01:03 PM
Respiratory, not Asspiratory! :D

ZINNNNNNG!

CBT
03-17-2020, 01:04 PM
Oh yeah, saving this pic to my Spank Bank.

I don't give a hoot about this Corona virus!.....
nor Limes disease!!https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200316/cb5d288a67ff61a851b29ffc3bd0ff 52.jpg

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blazen71
03-17-2020, 01:48 PM
Oh yeah, saving this pic to my Spank Bank.

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Joe Walsh
03-17-2020, 02:19 PM
Clearly there isn't enough pizza in your life. :PThese constant Viruses help keep my weight down!

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Badger
03-18-2020, 06:15 AM
Ironically I have seen more people out and being active since the "lock down" occurred. Ha ha ha!

gdsqdcr
03-18-2020, 05:10 PM
I was out today helping prep my mom for her move. I will be out on Saturday to help my elderly neighbor secure their house that was vacated when they put into a skilled nursing home. I consider those things essential. But I have been told by some local folks already that I am the cause of this plague.

88LTDCV351
03-18-2020, 05:49 PM
It's interesting because I looked at the Pick n Pull website and it said they are open because they are an essential business. Was thinking about getting some parts there soon.