HUMOR: What is the worst thing that a guy could say to you?

[Dan]

What is the worst thing that a guy (or someone of the same sex) could say to you?

[Dan]

(Said with a lisp) "If I could have have babies I'd love to have yours." :puke: :puke: :puke:

[MAD-3R]

You got a purrty mouth.

[Marauder]

Can I take you home with me?

[2003 MIB]

Those are really great shoes...

[woaface]

Anything ending in "your mom"

[Bluerauder]

What is the worst thing that a guy (or someone of the same sex) could say to you?
"Is that your Blue MM out in the parking lot that I just backed into with my Ryder truck?" :eek: :( :shake: :bigcry:

[Ross]

"you're so cuuuuute!"

[SHERIFF]

"Got any naked pictures of your wife? Want some?"

[duhtroll]

whoops - wrong message

[MERCMAN]

What is the worst thing that a guy (or someone of the same sex) could say to you?

Hey there, is your name Todd? :banana:

[SouLRioT]

"The path of the
righteous man is beset on all sides
by the inequities of the selfish and
the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is
he who, in the name of charity and
good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is
truly his brother's keeper and the
finder of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy my
brothers. And you will know my name
is the Lord when I lay my vengeance
upon you."

[dwasson]

either: You look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.

or: Hmm, it looks like a male organ ... only smaller.

[TAF]

"The path of the
righteous man is beset on all sides
by the inequities of the selfish and
the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is
he who, in the name of charity and
good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is
truly his brother's keeper and the
finder of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy my
brothers. And you will know my name
is the Lord when I lay my vengeance
upon you."
That's good ^^^...I have the soundtrack in my CD changer :up:



Hey there, is your name Todd? :banana:Title of thread is WORST thing...not BEST thing...

[woaface]

The worst thing is your mom!:D

[MICA Racing]

Man to a woman: 'You don't sweat much for a fat chick.' (Even better if it's supposed to be a compliment.) Woman to a man: 'That's cute - does it come in adult sizes?' (see dwasson's post above)

[RoyLPita]

I saw this on a t-shirt a while back: I don't know your name. Can I just call you *********!! :lol:

[FiveO]

Nice car.....!!

Sure is a shame what you've done to it.

[Fourth Horseman]

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do can be used against you in a court of law..."

[BruteForce]

I'm from the IRS and I am here to help.

[MAD-3R]

The Priest said you were cute.

[RoyLPita]

Nice bike! Where do you put the batteries?! :lol:

[MAD-3R]

Have you met my friend "Buzzie?"

[TAF]

How 'bout:

"Hi...my name is Marty."

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[hitchhiker]

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do can be used against you in a court of law..."
X ACT LY

:lol:

[MERCMAN]

How about, excuse me, but i think you are my father :nono:

[SouLRioT]

Turn your head and cough.......and its not your Doctor.........

[MARAUDER S/C #5]

Sorry, we are out of beer!

[CRUZTAKER]

...would you please pick up the soap.:puke:

[Rob1559]

Nice Tap shoes!

[Donny Carlson]

I now pronounce you man and wife.:eek:

[cyclone03]

I now pronounce you man and wife.:eek:
:lol: :censor: :rasta: :uzi: :D :beatnik:

[Dan]

"The path of the
righteous man is beset on all sides
by the inequities of the selfish and
the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is
he who, in the name of charity and
good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is
truly his brother's keeper and the
finder of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy my
brothers. And you will know my name
is the Lord when I lay my vengeance
upon you."

Umm, ok, yeah, right.

[CRUZTAKER]

^^^apparently Danny has never seen one of the best Q. Tarantino movies EVER!^^^


:uzi:

[Patrick]

I am bailing out !! And I havent enven got into this one!!! Happy me!!!!!!

[Donny Carlson]

^^^apparently Danny has never seen one of the best Q. Tarantino movies EVER!^^^


:uzi:
Any he NEVER leaves a tip.

[SouLRioT]

^^^apparently Danny has never seen one of the best Q. Tarantino movies EVER!^^^

Its from Pulp Fiction, its what Sam Jackson says before he :shot:

[dwasson]

The absolute worst thing a man on MM.NET could say to you is:


"What is the best kind of oil."

[Fourth Horseman]

Nice Tap shoes!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[CRUZTAKER]

"The path of the
righteous man is beset on all sides
by the inequities of the selfish and
the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is
he who, in the name of charity and
good will, shepherds the weak through
the valley of darkness, for he is
truly his brother's keeper and the
finder of lost children. And I will
strike down upon thee with great
vengeance and furious anger those
who attempt to poison and destroy my
brothers. And you will know my name
is the Lord when I lay my vengeance
upon you."

And don't forget.....
"...say WHAT one more time...go ahead...say WHAT one more motherf***in' time...!

[SouLRioT]

If anyones up to a little reading here is the script to Pulp Fiction Royale With Cheese (http://www.allmoviescripts.com/scripts/10504495003f50cf1a3a9b2.html)

[R Dean]

“I sentence you to penal servitude for life." :eek: :eek:

[merc]

Doctor : " We are going to remove your ***** " :eek:

Oh and the balls can stay...

[RoyLPita]

And don't forget.....
"...say WHAT one more time...go ahead...say WHAT one more motherf***in' time...!

"What" ain't no country I know!
Do they speak English in "What?"

And
Does-he-look-like-a-*****?!

Just my .02 and then some.

[SILVERMARAUDER]

(Said with a lisp) "If I could have have babies I'd love to have yours." :puke: :puke: :puke:
careful dan don't get you comments deleted! LOL!

[the_pack_rat]

Not really gender specific - but anyone that eyes up my Cutlass & says ...

"Hey - nice Monte Carlo you got there".

:flamer: :stupid: :puke: :mad: :shot:

Eric

[RoyLPita]

"Take off that stupid looking tie! It looked like you shot your couch!!!"

from the movie "The Secret of My Success"

[woaface]

Any he NEVER leaves a tip.
I left your mom a tip last night!

(See what I mean?):shot:

[Petrograde]

Any he NEVER leaves a tip.

No,No,.. Q.T. leaves tips... Mr. Pink doesn't,.. unless you refill his coffee at least 6 times.

Other great lines from Pulp Fiction:

"Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face."

V. Vega:"you alright?"
M. Wallace:"no man, I'm pretty far away from alright"

"I'm the foot-f***ing-master!"

"May I have a sip of your tastey beverage?"

"I'll bet you could cut down on the hero factor in a place like this."

"which one is your wallet?"
"It's the one that says Bad Motherf***er on it!"

"Now, pretty please with f***ing sugar on top, clean the f***ing car."

Please forgive if I changed the wording slightly, I'm just going off of memory here.



BTW- Dan,... are you trying to pi$$ off Logan? :confused:

[CRUZTAKER]

Please forgive if I changed the wording slightly, I'm just going off of memory here.

BTW- Dan,... are you trying to pi$$ off Logan? :confused:
You are correct on BOTH accounts Tom!;)

The Marvin scene was friggin hillarious!!!:shot:

[CRUZTAKER]

...Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know, Scotty doesn't know,.....don't tell Scotty....

:lol:

[Silver_04]

Want to see my collection of lotions?

[Dan]

"Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man of my dreams!"

[Dan]

"Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?"

[teamrope]

Nice Grand Marquis!

[cyclone03]

"Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?"


eeeewwwwww!