All alone-3days-what to do?

[CRUZTAKER]

Mommy and Gage have gone on a road trip....the house is mine...for the next three days....what do I do?

The MM is at the shop, so I am Marauderless.:depress:

So far I have manged to do the following:

Walk the yard and smoke a fine cohiba.
Take the Fiat on a trip downtown through the flats coridor, the lake front, and the rock hall.
Smoke another fine cohiba, complimented by a 36 degee chilled glass of Guiness.
Another Guiness.
Two episodes of 'The Man show'
Another Guiness.
Read the site a little....
Eat the last of a killer sub I swiped at Gage's friend's birthday party.
Another Guiness.
There is nothing to be found on tv now.....

What to do???

[woaface]

Watch Jackass and Spike TV.
Send me your car when it's done so I can make sure everything is ok.
Go to the grocery and buy a good car magazine.
Rent a movie.
Buy a new book at Barns and Nobel.
That'll be four glasses of chilled beer.
Send me your car when it's done so I can make sure everything is ok.

I'm no good at jokes:shot:

[Dan]

Just remember what you would have done when you were single (only without the women). Buaaaahhhhhaaaaahhhhaaaaa.

[Bigdogjim]

OK time to get real!!

Start and give the house a top to bottom cleaning:)

Fix all those "little" the wife has been after you to do:)

Clean out your closet:)

Do your sock drawer")

[Dan]

Umm, ok, BigDogJim is panty whipped pretty bad. :lol:

[woaface]

Oh no...do I HAVE to get married?!

[CRUZTAKER]

Well...those suggestions are a start....:rolleyes:

But I just found something to keep me busy for an hour or so. Leo just came home smelling of....well....skunk. Either he tangled with the local sticker or he found the neighbors ganja patch.

I need to go take another walk...:P ....for tomato juice, yeah, that's the ticket.

[Bigdogjim]

But I just found something to keep me busy for an hour or so. Leo just came home smelling of....well....skunk. Either he tangled with the local sticker or he found the neighbors ganja patch.

I need to go take another walk...:P ....for tomato juice, yeah, that's the ticket.
Hey my dog just got skunked two weeks ago :cry:

Tomato juice only works if you soak the dog in it for an hour or so.

Most dogs will sit still that long :depress:

Good luck, I mean it, good luck!

[CRUZTAKER]

Most dogs will sit still that long :depress:


Leo is a CAT....I'll just double his daily dose of Valium:P

[Bigdogjim]

Oh no...do I HAVE to get married?!


No! Not if your smart :P

(sorry Kathy) :baaa:

[Bigdogjim]

Umm, ok, BigDogJim is panty whipped pretty bad. :lol:

Good answer Dan! I just know how to keep the peace :beer:

Remember their is no winning just degrees of losing :shot:

[jgc61sr2002]

Barry - Have fun. Enjoy the quiet time. :D :beer:

[LVMarauder]

You are getting on the right track my firend , I suggest you go to your local liqour store, get more guiness, and may i suggest Bass, Red Strip and Fat Tire. All excellent ales. Then put on your favorite CD and sample all of these fine beverages. after a while ( 3-4 hours) of this would you please come back here and try and type, I would find it amusing.

[Patrick]

Have another Guiness and JUST RELAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Bigdogjim]

Leo is a CAT....I'll just double his daily dose of Valium:P

Sorry my bad :confused:

Now that I come to think about it I do not remember a dog around the house when we were there :o

Poor kitty :(

I have to talk to Garfield :)

[MarauderMark]

[QUOTE=CRUZTAKER] found the neighbors ganja patch.QUOTE]



Hell , that'll keep you busy for awhile.. :rasta: