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SouLRioT
06-29-2004, 09:41 AM
Ok, as seen in the thread, HUMOR: What is the worst thing that a guy could say to you? (http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/showthread.php?t=10918) It brought up so good movie lines. So, starting a new thread about the subject, I'll throw one out there to get the ball rolling.

Robert Duvall as Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore: I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. The smell, you know that gasoline smell. Smells like victory.

napalm.wav (http://funwavs.com/wavfile.php?quote=2862&sound=180)

Patrick
06-29-2004, 10:10 AM
I dont remember exactly how it goes, the CD is out on loan. The scene from the Blues Brothers. Its dark were wearing sunglasses, you guys know the rest???
I do but not exaclty.

dwasson
06-29-2004, 10:11 AM
"Wherever you go, there you are."

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Accross the Eighth Dimension.

Constable
06-29-2004, 10:13 AM
Tombstone: Kurt Russell plays Wyatt Earp. As he's slapping around some "tough guy" at a bar, he says calmly:

"Are you gonna do sumthin... or just stand there and bleed?"

Patrick
06-29-2004, 10:14 AM
Forgot this one, (JUst woke up) "Well do ya feel lucky Punk, Welll do ya??"

dwasson
06-29-2004, 10:14 AM
"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?"


Dirty Harry

dwasson
06-29-2004, 10:15 AM
"I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore."

Network

2003 MIB
06-29-2004, 10:16 AM
"I like you, Dottie- LIKE"
You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me.
I'm a loner, Dottie-a rebel.
There are things about me you wouldn't understand.
Things about me you couldn't understand.
AND things about me you shouldn't understand."

Pee Wee's Big Adventure

dwasson
06-29-2004, 10:17 AM
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue "
Airplane

martyo
06-29-2004, 10:17 AM
Mr. Pritchard, would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons?

martyo
06-29-2004, 10:17 AM
Well, isn't this a predicament?

dwasson
06-29-2004, 10:18 AM
What makes you think she's a witch?
Well she turned me into a newt.
A newt?
...I got better.
BURN HER ANYWAY

MERCMAN
06-29-2004, 10:19 AM
I dont remember exactly how it goes, the CD is out on loan. The scene from the Blues Brothers. Its dark were wearing sunglasses, you guys know the rest???
I do but not exaclty.
IT'S A 106 MILES TO CHICAGO. WE'VE
GOT A FULL TANK OF GAS, HALF A
PACK OF CIGARETTES, IT'S DARK,
AND WE'RE WEARING SUNGLASSES.
HIT IT.

Patrick
06-29-2004, 10:19 AM
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue "
Airplane

We just talking about that at work last night!!!
:beer: :beer:

Patrick
06-29-2004, 10:20 AM
IT'S A 106 MILES TO CHICAGO. WE'VE
GOT A FULL TANK OF GAS, HALF A
PACK OF CIGARETTES, IT'S DARK,
AND WE'RE WEARING SUNGLASSES.
HIT IT.
:D :D Thanks

dwasson
06-29-2004, 10:21 AM
"Wake up! Time to die! "

Blade Runner

dwasson
06-29-2004, 10:22 AM
"I'll be back"

2003 MIB
06-29-2004, 10:22 AM
"That's the problem with Santa Clara- all the damn vampires"
The Lost Boys

2003 MIB
06-29-2004, 10:23 AM
"I'm Batman"

Patrick
06-29-2004, 10:24 AM
What makes you think she's a witch?
Well she turned me into a newt.
A newt?
...I got better.
BURN HER ANYWAY

The holy grail could use its own thread!!!!!! Way to many!!!!

But was it an afrcan or europen swallow???

dwasson
06-29-2004, 10:24 AM
Buckaroo, The White House wants to know is everything ok with the alien space craft from Planet 10 or should we just go ahead and destroy Russia?

Tell him yes on one and no on two.

Which one was yes, go ahead and destroy Russia... or number 2?

dwasson
06-29-2004, 10:25 AM
The holy grail could use its own thread!!!!!! Way to many!!!!



Buckaroo Banzai too!

GarageMahal
06-29-2004, 10:26 AM
Tombstone: Kurt Russell plays Wyatt Earp. As he's slapping around some "tough guy" at a bar, he says calmly:

"Are you gonna do sumthin... or just stand there and bleed?"

Cowboy: Why, it's the drunk piano player. You're so drunk, you can't hit nothin'. In fact, you're probably seeing double.

[Cowboy draws a knife, and Doc Holliday takes out a second gun]

Doc Holliday: I have two guns, one for each of ya.


Such a great movie :)

jta

2003 MIB
06-29-2004, 10:27 AM
"That sure is a big pipe, Mr. Plumber"
Naughty, Naughty Cowgirls IV- Tiffani's Revenge

dwasson
06-29-2004, 10:27 AM
My uncle was born in America.

Oh, really?

But he was one of the lucky ones. He managed to escape in a balloon during the Jimmy Carter presidency.

Top Secret

Patrick
06-29-2004, 10:28 AM
Ok, as seen in the thread, HUMOR: What is the worst thing that a guy could say to you? (http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/showthread.php?t=10918) It brought up so good movie lines. So, starting a new thread about the subject, I'll throw one out there to get the ball rolling.

Robert Duvall as Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore: I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. The smell, you know that gasoline smell. Smells like victory.

napalm.wav (http://funwavs.com/wavfile.php?quote=2862&sound=180)

Thanks for starting this thread!!!! I have stop and go to work but atleast I am in a better mood. Thanks to DAN to!!!!! Later.

dwasson
06-29-2004, 10:31 AM
Godzilla!in Japanese accent

2003 MIB
06-29-2004, 10:33 AM
My uncle was born in America.

Oh, really?

But he was one of the lucky ones. He managed to escape in a balloon during the Jimmy Carter presidency.

Top Secret

BEST MOVIE EVER!!! :bows: :bows: :bows: :bows: :bows:

I 'm going to stop playing now..When you die, Dan- we're getting you bronzed...

dwasson
06-29-2004, 10:35 AM
"Unhh!"

The Miracle Worker

Jeff
06-29-2004, 10:39 AM
He's been MOSTLY dead all day.

-The Princess Bride

duhtroll
06-29-2004, 10:40 AM
THAT was really bad!

But FUNNY.

-A

dwasson
06-29-2004, 10:43 AM
"You're gonna need a bigger boat."

Jaws

Bluerauder
06-29-2004, 10:43 AM
Ok, as seen in the thread, HUMOR: What is the worst thing that a guy could say to you? (http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/showthread.php?t=10918) It brought up so good movie lines. So, starting a new thread about the subject, I'll throw one out there to get the ball rolling.

Robert Duvall as Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore: I love the smell of Napalm in the morning. The smell, you know that gasoline smell. Smells like victory.

napalm.wav (http://funwavs.com/wavfile.php?quote=2862&sound=180)
"You're gonna need a bigger boat.", Jaws, Roy Scheider, 1975.
"Play it again, Sam", Casablanca, Humphrey Bogart, 1942.
"Fill your hands, you Sons of Bia.....", True Grit, John Wayne, 196?
"Top of the World, Ma!!", White Heat, James Cagney, unk (1941??)
"What we have here is a Failure to Communicate", Cool Hand Luke, Strother Martin, 1972??
"I'm Melting, I'm Melting", Wizard of Oz, Margaret Hamilton (witch), 1939.
"Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a Damn", Gone with the Wind, Clark Gable, 1939.
"Luke, I am your Faaaaather", Starwars (episode??), Darth Vader (James Earl Jones), 1977.

dwasson
06-29-2004, 10:45 AM
"It doesn't matter how many people I've killed. What matters is how I get along with the people who are still alive. "

The Whole Nine Yards

halucin8
06-29-2004, 10:47 AM
"Chicks cannot hold their smoke, that's what it is."

Anthony Michael Hall as Brian Johnson
The Breakfast Club 1985



"Excuse me while I whip this out."

Bart Blazing Saddles

dwasson
06-29-2004, 10:48 AM
"You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."

Pulp Fiction

dwasson
06-29-2004, 10:49 AM
"A boy's best friend is his mother."

Psycho

duhtroll
06-29-2004, 10:51 AM
"It's NOT a tumor!" (in Schwarzenegger-ian) - Kindergarten Cop

"Hello? I just shot someone and I did it on purpose!" - Last Action Hero - VERY underrated movie, btw

"Bow and arrow. Very weird." - or anything from Fletch

"Ah, but the servant waits, while the master baits." - History of the World, Part I

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - or anything else from The Princess Bride

"I *am* Italian. My name is Otto. It means 'eight.' " - or anything else Kevin Kline said in A Fish Called Wanda

"As a matter of fact, isn't he a convicted felon?"
"It doesn't say anything about that here."
"Well, he should be." or anything else from Major League

"You're gonna die, clown!"
"Suck my white a$$, ball!"
BLEEP, BLEEP, BLEEP, BLEEP, BLEEP, MONKEY!, BLEEP, BLEEP - Happy Gilmore

There are so many more I'll stop typing now.

-A

Brutus
06-29-2004, 10:51 AM
"I aint got time to bleed."

Jesse Ventura in Predator

dwasson
06-29-2004, 10:53 AM
"They're coming to get you, Barbara!"

The Night of the Living Dead

SouLRioT
06-29-2004, 10:56 AM
Cole Sear: I see dead people.
Malcolm Crowe: In your dreams?
[Cole shakes his head no]
Malcolm Crowe: While you're awake?
[Cole nods]
Malcolm Crowe: Dead people like, in graves? In coffins?
Cole Sear: Walking around like regular people. They don't see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're dead.
Malcolm Crowe: How often do you see them?
Cole Sear: All the time

dwasson
06-29-2004, 10:57 AM
"I figure a mans only good for one oath at a time, and I took my oath to the Confederate States of America."

The Searchers

THE_INTERCEPTOR
06-29-2004, 10:57 AM
"Wherever you go, there you are."

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Accross the Eighth Dimension.

Great movie!

jerrym3
06-29-2004, 10:57 AM
From the 1980's remake of "The Thing".

Statement's from one of the arctic outpost's team members as the head of a dead, infected team member separates from the body, hits the floor, sprouts spider-like legs, and starts to walk away on its own:

"you've got to be f****g kidding me !!!!!!!!!!!

(The actor making the statement is also the one that gets killed in the first Alien movie when he's looking for "Jonesy" the cat.)

duhtroll
06-29-2004, 10:58 AM
"Yo." - Rocky.


-A

Bluerauder
06-29-2004, 10:59 AM
Ok, as seen in the thread, HUMOR: What is the worst thing that a guy could say to you? (http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/showthread.php?t=10918) It brought up so good movie lines. So, starting a new thread about the subject, I'll throw one out there to get the ball rolling. "...snip..."[/URL]
"The first one of you sons-a-bit... that calls me Grandpa, I'll kill 'em", We Were Soldiers, Sam Elliot, 2002.
"Now it's a good morning, Sergeant [Sample]", We Were Soldiers, Sam Elliot, 2002.
"Ain't no such thing today, boy", (responding to Joe Gallagher's comment about being a noncombatant war photographer), We Were Soldiers, Sam Elliot, 2002.

Silver_04
06-29-2004, 10:59 AM
"I'm everywhere ****er." - Robert DeNiro to Ben Stiller in Meet the Parents

Stiller's character is named Greg ****er for those of you who haven't seen the flick.

duhtroll
06-29-2004, 11:00 AM
"No ma'am. The FBI does not have a sense of humor that we are aware of." - Men in Black

duhtroll
06-29-2004, 11:01 AM
"Whassamatter, bad vibrations?" - Superman, the movie

duhtroll
06-29-2004, 11:02 AM
"He would have to have a humongous schweinstucker." - Young Frankenstein

oh, and "Frau Blucher!" followed by a horse whinny.

dwasson
06-29-2004, 11:04 AM
Look at your algebra book, it looks like it's never even been opened!

I only use it on special equations

Rock n Roll High School

Well, conference call over. Back to work.

duhtroll
06-29-2004, 11:05 AM
"I've flown in 114 combat missions and been shot down in every one. come to think of it, I've never landed a plane in my life." - and lots more from Hot Shots

-A

Bluerauder
06-29-2004, 11:05 AM
"They call me Mister Tibbs", In the Heat of the Night, Sidney Poitier, 1967.
"I've got the motive which is money and the body ... which is ... dead", In the Heat of the Night, Rod Steiger, 1967.

Bluerauder
06-29-2004, 11:13 AM
"And, if any of you screw up just .... that much ... you'll be back here at the end of a rope.", The Dirty Dozen, Lee Marvin, 196?

"Run, Jefferson, Run ..." The Dirty Dozen, 196?

"Run, Forrest, Run ...", Forrest Gump, 199?

TripleTransAm
06-29-2004, 11:16 AM
"Wherever you go, there you are."

The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Accross the Eighth Dimension.


Isn't that from one of the Mad Max movies (not the first, but perhaps the 2nd or 3rd)?

Marc
06-29-2004, 11:16 AM
Jim Belushi:The problem with red heads is lack of pigmentation.
Rob Lowe: They're almost albino, you know.
You bang albino?
No.
Well I have and they're nuts.
- About Last Night

Are you trying to tell me that Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?
- Major League.

I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse.
-Godfather

The point of war is not to die for your country. The point of war is to make some other sonofa***** die for his.
-Patton

Always bet on black
-Passenger 57

This is my saftey right here. (wagging index finger)
- Blackhawk Down

Ray, the next time someone asks you if you're a god, you say YES!
-Ghostbusters

rookie1
06-29-2004, 11:20 AM
Well, just about everything Val Kilmer said in Tombstone could be a favorite line for me. The shortest being:

"I'm your huckleberry"
and
"You're a daisy if you do"

Then there's the scene after the big shootout with the cowboy gang where Wyatt waded into the stream amidst a hail of gunfire, Doc and the other good guys are talking and Doc get's asked why he is participating in this crusade and Doc says: "Wyatt Earp is my friend" The guy says "Hell ! I got lotsa friends" and Doc responds:

"I Don't"

Marc
06-29-2004, 11:23 AM
Don't think. It could only hurt the team.

Anything that travels that far ought to have a stewardess on it.

I held it like an egg.
Yea, and he scrambled the f***er

- all from Bull Durham

Fourth Horseman
06-29-2004, 11:41 AM
(The actor making the statement is also the one that gets killed in the first Alien movie when he's looking for "Jonesy" the cat.)

Uhmmm...

Harry Dean Stanton (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001765/) played Brett in Alien. He's the one that's killed in the landing strut bay while looking for Jones the cat.

The character in the remake of "The Thing" that said that line was, I believe, Palmer, played by David Clennon (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0166359/) .

Correct me if I'm wrong. :)

woaface
06-29-2004, 11:50 AM
Almost 60 posts in just a few hours...not bad! Too much for me to read though, sorry:help:

cyclone03
06-29-2004, 11:51 AM
"I'm everywhere ****er." - Robert DeNiro to Ben Stiller in Meet the Parents

Stiller's character is named Greg ****er for those of you who haven't seen the flick.



"Sure,You can milk anything with nipples."

"I've got nipples ****er.Can you milk me?"

cyclone03
06-29-2004, 11:55 AM
"People on ludes should not drive." Jeff Spicolii (Sean Penn) "Fasttime at Ridgemont High"


"Mr.Spicolii what do you think your doing?" Mr.Hand (Ray Walston)

"Having some food and learning about Cuba"

Mike Muldrow
06-29-2004, 11:59 AM
Bufford T Justice:Junior what you want to eat?
Junior: Hushpuppies Daddy!
Bufford T Justice: WE got no time for that crap!

duhtroll
06-29-2004, 12:05 PM
"We're not parking it, we're abandoning it."
"You can't leave! All the plants are gonna die!" - Stripes

GodOSpeed
06-29-2004, 12:15 PM
"King Kong aint got nuttin' on me!" Training Day.

Marc
06-29-2004, 12:23 PM
Gambling is illegal at Bushwood, and I never slice.

Take this back and tell the cook there's still marks on it where the jockey was hitting it.

Hey baby, I bet you were something before electricity.

-Caddyshack

duhtroll
06-29-2004, 12:41 PM
"NAnanananananana!"
"Be the ball, Danny."
"Cannonball comin'"
"This unknown, first time at Augusta . . ." - Caddyshack


I'm not even supposed to be here. I'm just "Crewman Number Six." I'm expendable! I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is! I've gotta get outta here!

Hey guys, I just wanted you to know that, the reactors won't take it; the ship is breaking apart and all that... Just FYI! - Galaxy Quest

Game over, man, game over! - Aliens

Dust. Wind. Dude. - Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? - Airplane

SouLRioT
06-29-2004, 12:48 PM
"Careful you idiot, I said across his nose, not up it! -- Who made that man a gunner?" "I did sir, he's my cousin" "Who's he?" "He's an A**hole, sir" "I know that. What's his name?" "That is his name. A**hole, Major A**hole." "And his cousin?" "He's an a**hole, too, sir. Gunner's mate, first-class, Philip A**hole" "How many A**holes we got on this ship anyway?" "YO!" "I knew it. I'm surrounded by A**holes" "Keep firing, A**holes!" .. begin the whining .. Spaceballs

RoyLPita
06-29-2004, 12:57 PM
Snap out of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cher after slapping Nicholas Cage twice in Moonstruck

"Your life is goin' down the toilet!!!!" Olympia Dukakis to Cher in Moonstruck

TripleTransAm
06-29-2004, 12:58 PM
Smokey and the Bandit:

Jackie Gleason: "Soon as I get home, I'm gonna punch your momma in the mouth!"

*****

Sally Fields: "You must think I'm crazy..."
Burt: "Noooo... why, yesterday I picked up three brides, just like you: very subdued..."

*****

Burt: "last time I saw legs like those, they had a message tied to them."


*****

Jerry Reed: "You can't drive a forklift!"
Burt: "I can drive any forking thing I want!"

*****

Burt: "It must be a b*tch finding a size extra fat... and a size 11 dwarf"

Bobby Clobber
06-29-2004, 01:01 PM
Scene : Outlaws playing poker after the train robbery

Outlaw #1 " I've got three aces"

Outlaw #2 " I've got a 10 high flush"

Outlaw # 3 " I've got four kings"

Evil Roy Slade " I've got two deuces and a gun , I win "

MAD-3R
06-29-2004, 01:07 PM
"I've come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum." - Rowdy Roddy Piper, They Live.

MICA Racing
06-29-2004, 01:28 PM
"You're crazy" "That's what they said about Son of Sam" - Caddyshack

"Aren't you a little old to be playing in the f#&%ing mud?" - Used Cars (AWESOME movie)
"That's too f&#*ing high!" - Used Cars
"We had nuns protesting in front of the lot this morning. (what'shisname) had to turn a fire hose on them" "And I knocked those motherf***ers on they ass!" - Used Cars (OK, just watch the whole movie)

Bluerauder
06-29-2004, 01:58 PM
"You can't swim??? H377, the fall alone will probably kill you. Awwwwwwww Shiiiiiiiiiiii...." Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Paul Newman, 196?

Dr Caleb
06-29-2004, 02:09 PM
"Dude, how's my driving?"
"I think we're parked man. . ." Cheech and Chong, "Up in Smoke."

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my Father. Prepare to die." The Princess Bride.

Rep12
06-29-2004, 02:12 PM
"Say hello to my little friend"

Tony Montana - Scarface

Ross
06-29-2004, 02:19 PM
Too many to count from Young Frankenstein:

Gene Wilder:"What a pair of knockers!"
Teri Garr:"Oh, thank you, doctor." (You had to see it, I hope you did.)

Gene Wilder:"I'm a great surgeon, I could help you with that hump."
Marty Feldman:"What hump?"

Gene Wilder:"Where did you get that brain?"
Marty Feldman:"It came from Mr. Normal. Mr. A.B. Normal."

Gene Wilder:"Elevate me."
Teri Garr:"You mean right here, doctor? Right in the laboratory?"
Gene Wilder:"I mean the platform, elevate the platform."

I could post these all day. Possibly the funniest movie ever made.

Don't get me started trying to go back and remember old Groucho Marx quotes.

Margaret Dumont:"Hold me closer, closer."
Groucho:"If I was any closer I'd be behind you."

MainEngDwarf
06-29-2004, 02:23 PM
"Nimble little minx" Ghostbusters

GarageMahal
06-29-2004, 02:38 PM
It's okay, man. If there's one thing I know, it's how to drive when I'm stoned. It's like, you know your perspective's f:censor:ed, so you just gotta let your hands work the controls as if you're straight.

Hack Goby
06-29-2004, 02:42 PM
"Don`t worry about the flys we won`t weight them" My fruit market

RoyLPita
06-29-2004, 02:54 PM
Excuse me, Id like to a$$ you a few questions. -Ace Ventura
Shoot the Hostage. Keanu Reeves in Speed
$50 bucks never killed anybody. another line from Used Cars.
Ok, Joan Wilder, Write us out of this one. Romancing the Stone.
That's a nice boulder. Shrek
Get in my Belly!! Austin Powers 2
Pardon my french, but you're an *********!! *********!! Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
Mr Potato Head!! Mr Potato Head!!! Wargames
Cyclops: "Prove it." Wolverine: "You're a dick!!" X-Men
That's not going to heal if you don't stop picking. Batman Forever
Unlimited technology from the whole universe and we cruise around in a Ford P.O.S.!!! Men in Black
Holy Sh--!!! Call 9 f---ing 111!!!!! Get Shorty
When you go on Pirates of the Caribbean, the pirates don't eat the tourists!! Jurassic Park
You'll shoot your eye out!!! A Christmas Story.
Somewhere in the Ford Galaxy. Spaceballs
You call him Dr. Jones, doll!!!! Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

Just my .02 and then some.

CRUZTAKER
06-29-2004, 03:42 PM
(little green fairy)..."can you you say what the ****** did I do last night...?

MarauderMark
06-29-2004, 03:42 PM
Hey tony what are we gonna do? i tell you whah we gonna do , we gonna war , we gonaa eat that soulsa fah breakfast , we gonna close that f :censor: r down!!!! :uzi:







Tony Montana - Scarface

Bluerauder
06-29-2004, 05:10 PM
"But I won't. I won't. The he!! I won't!!!" (as he hauls off and punches the bad guy), John Wayne ... but I can't name the movie.

Donny Carlson
06-29-2004, 06:05 PM
"Game over, man! Game Over!"

SergntMac
06-29-2004, 06:07 PM
"But I won't. I won't. The he!! I won't!!!" (as he hauls off and punches the bad guy), John Wayne ... but I can't name the movie.
You can pick between "The Alamo" and "Atari!" JW spoke these words in both. Back in 1963, "Hell" was one hell of a word to be uttered on the silver screen...Go figure.

BTW, my own personal favorites happen to be EVERY direct exhange between screen characters in one decisive "censorship" film, where one character was from (where?), and Sparta's top cop said (what?)?

Fill in my blanks...I have a prize for the first correct answer.

TripleTransAm
06-29-2004, 06:19 PM
In The Heat of the Night?
Don't know the quotes you'd be asking for, though.

Donny Carlson
06-29-2004, 06:22 PM
You can pick between "The Alamo" and "Atari!" JW spoke these words in both. Back in 1963, "Hell" was one hell of a word to be uttered on the silver screen...Go figure.

BTW, my own personal favorites happen to be EVERY direct exhange between screen characters in one decisive "censorship" film, where one character was from (where?), and Sparta's top cop said (what?)?

Fill in my blanks...I have a prize for the first correct answer.
Where? Philadelphia

What? "What do they call you up there?"

dwasson
06-29-2004, 06:22 PM
Name the movie:

I never met a stray.

I prefer domestically challenged

__________________

Bad talking cat

__________________

Son of my mother

dwasson
06-29-2004, 06:25 PM
If my gun picks up one rust spot you're gonna wake up with a crowd around 'ya.

A Boy and His Dog

dwasson
06-29-2004, 06:30 PM
Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

The Wizard of Oz

dwasson
06-29-2004, 06:32 PM
I never drink ... wine.

Dracula

Fast4Door
06-29-2004, 07:15 PM
It's okay, man. If there's one thing I know, it's how to drive when I'm stoned. It's like, you know your perspective's f:censor:ed, so you just gotta let your hands work the controls as if you're straight.

Heavy Metal??

I thought I was the only person that watched that one...

Merc-O-matic
06-29-2004, 07:24 PM
George C. Scott in the movie PATTON

Patton over looking what's left
of the battlefield....says "GOD, I love it!"

Fast4Door
06-29-2004, 07:27 PM
Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

GarageMahal
06-29-2004, 07:31 PM
Heavy Metal??

I thought I was the only person that watched that one...

It's one of the reasons I bought a LaserDisc player... that and Aliens the Directors cut.

jta

Gunslinger
06-29-2004, 08:08 PM
"I aint got time to bleed."

Jesse Ventura in Predator
You got time to duck?

LNYTUNS
06-29-2004, 08:12 PM
We have Clearance, Clarence.
Roger, Roger. What's our Vector, Victor?

David Morton
06-29-2004, 10:13 PM
A funny from Aliens...
(Ripley)"This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training. (looks at Newt) Right?" (Newt salutes Hudson)
(Hudson)"Why don't you put her in charge!" :lol:

An inspiration from Peter Pan...
"I do believe in fairies! I do believe in fairies! I do, I do, I do believe in fairies!"

Justice served...
"Dick. YOU"RE FIRED!" (Robocop) "Thank you"

and again from The Green Mile...
"I punished them bad men. I punished them both." (Coffey)

And my favorite, to remind me to do my part, always...
"For this (his nazi party pin), I could have got one more person, and I didn't. I, I didn't. (sobs)" Oskar Schindler

Joe Walsh
06-29-2004, 10:24 PM
"I don't think we are going to make it, but we shall continue on in style"
Eiger Sanction

Patrick
06-29-2004, 10:53 PM
"Say hello to my little friend"

Tony Montana - Scarface
:beer: :beer: :up: :up: :up: :up:

bigslim
06-29-2004, 11:19 PM
From Die Hard:
Yippy-Ki-Yeh-MotherF#*ker!!

Patrick
06-29-2004, 11:21 PM
From Die Hard:
Yippy-Ki-Yeh-MotherF#*ker!!Forgot that one!!!
:up:

Patrick
06-29-2004, 11:24 PM
"I can see my house from here!!" From Hot Shots!

Patrick
06-29-2004, 11:27 PM
From the Green Berets (with John Wayne) " Tell it to his wife and make it loud, Arlingtion Cemantary is along way away."

Patrick
06-30-2004, 12:33 AM
From (Platoon) "All you have do it is make it and everyday the rest of your life is Gravy!"!

Patrick
06-30-2004, 12:35 AM
"Aint nutin, Not a thing" Hamburger Hill!

studio460
06-30-2004, 02:23 AM
". . . that's when you get into trouble . . . when you think about being happier, more." --Mary-Louise Parker's character in the 1991 feature, Grand Canyon, written by Lawrence Kasdan and Meg Kasdan. Directed by Lawrence Kasdan.

RoyLPita
06-30-2004, 03:49 AM
Another one from Die Hard:

No F---in' S--- lady!!! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?!!!

Ross
06-30-2004, 06:38 AM
"But I won't. I won't. The he!! I won't!!!" (as he hauls off and punches the bad guy), John Wayne ... but I can't name the movie.

That was from McLintock. :up:

Bluerauder
06-30-2004, 07:00 AM
You can pick between "The Alamo" and "Atari!" JW spoke these words in both. Back in 1963, "Hell" was one hell of a word to be uttered on the silver screen...Go figure.

BTW, my own personal favorites happen to be EVERY direct exhange between screen characters in one decisive "censorship" film, where one character was from (where?), and Sparta's top cop said (what?)?

Fill in my blanks...I have a prize for the first correct answer.
Ross got the John Wayne quote correct. It was McLintock and the start of the big mud brawl.

Don't recall that quote appearing in either "The Alamo" or "Hatari".

To address your question on censorship, I will take a stab at the answers:
1. The main character was from Philadelphia, a homicide detective, Virgil Tibbs (played by Sidney Poitier)-- He made $167.32 per month.
2. The top cop in Sparta, MS was Chief Gillespie (played by Rod Steiger). I believe the quote featured the "N" word.
3. Movie was "In the Heat of the Night", 1967, and now one of the movie classics.

MAD-3R
06-30-2004, 07:01 AM
You obviously do not KNOW WHO YOU'RE ****ING WITH! - Blade II

TAF
06-30-2004, 07:04 AM
Body Heat:

William Hurt (Ned Racine), Kathleen Turner (Matty Walker)

Matty spills her snow cone on her blouse...

Ned: I'll get you a towel...

Matty: Don't you wanna lick it?

http://www.filmrecensiepagina.nl/img/kathleen_bodyheat.jpg

RoyLPita
06-30-2004, 07:21 AM
Bullitt was the 1st movie to use the word Bulls---.

duhtroll
06-30-2004, 08:17 AM
From The Three Amigos, one the funniest movies of all time -

Lucky Day: Wherever there is injustice, you will find us.
Ned Nederlander: Wherever there is suffering, we'll be there.
Dusty Bottoms: Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find...
All: The Three Amigos! (cough)

Dusty Bottoms: Do you have anything here besides Mexican food?

Lucky Day: Well, we're just gonna have to use our brains.
Ned Nedelander, Dusty Bottoms: Damn it!

Lucky Day: He's more than famous...He's In-famous

Lucky Day: You son of a motherless goat!

El Guapo: Are Gringos falling from the sky?!
Ned Nederlander: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!" *THUMP*
Jefe: Yes, El Guapo.

Mr. Flugelman: Do you know what "nada" means?
Dusty: Isn't that a light chicken gravy?

Bartender: We don't have beer. Just tequila.
Ned Niederlander: What's tequila?
Bartender: Uh, it's like beer.

El Guapo: Jefe, you do not understand women. You cannot force open the petals of a flower. When the flower is ready, it opens itself up to you.
Jefe: So when do you think Carmen will "open up her flower" to you?
El Guapo: Tonight, or I will kill her!

Jefe: We have stuffed many pinatas for your birthday celebration!
El Guapo: How many pinatas?
Jefe: Many pinatas, many!
El Guapo: Jefe, would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe: Yes, El Guapo. You have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?

Lucky Day: Hold it El Guapo! Or I'll fill you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil!
El Guapo: WHAT do you MEAN?
Lucky Day: I don't know.

Lucky Day: (screams) ARE YOU THE SINGING BUSH? (Randy Newman, the singing bush)

. . .and the very best quote from the movie . . .

Rodrigo: Can I have your watch when you are dead?

-A

CRUZTAKER
06-30-2004, 08:31 AM
...bring Out The Exploding Rabbit!

MM03MOK
06-30-2004, 08:39 AM
...bring Out The Exploding Rabbit!http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_11_1.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001) http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8_3_16.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001)

MM03MOK
06-30-2004, 08:40 AM
http://www.wavsource.com/movies/misc/in_heat_they_call_me2.wav

For some reason the only way to hear it is to copy and paste the URL.
BTW, my own personal favorites happen to be EVERY direct exhange between screen characters in one decisive "censorship" film, where one character was from (where?), and Sparta's top cop said (what?)?

BillyGman
06-30-2004, 08:44 AM
"Yo." - Rocky.


-A
Hey Yo Paulie, don't get mentally irregular"............

here's one from one of Arnold's movies, but I don't remember which one:
"You a funny guy. That's why I kill you last"........

and....."We want, a SHRUBBERY!!!!" Monty Python.....and "It's just a flesh wound, come-on and fight ya Panzie"......

CRUZTAKER
06-30-2004, 08:47 AM
"...Jr., remind me when I get home to punch your momma right in the face!"

BillyGman
06-30-2004, 08:48 AM
"What we have here is a total lack of respect for the law"........

duhtroll
06-30-2004, 08:57 AM
That quote is from either Raw Deal or Commando - the one with Alyssa Milano in it. I think Raw Deal.

-A

here's one from one of Arnold's movies, but I don't remember which one:
[b] "You a funny guy. That's why I kill you last".

CRUZTAKER
06-30-2004, 09:02 AM
"Last time i saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it"

"Oh this is the worst looking hat i ever saw, I bet if you buy a hat like this you get a free bowl of soup."

"boy, you must have been something before electricity!"

dwasson
06-30-2004, 09:28 AM
That quote is from either Raw Deal or Commando - the one with Alyssa Milano in it. I think Raw Deal.

-A

here's one from one of Arnold's movies, but I don't remember which one:
[b] "You a funny guy. That's why I kill you last".

Commando.

And the follow-up line, "Remember Sully when I said I would kill you last? I lied."

Dr Caleb
06-30-2004, 09:35 AM
Another I remembered last night;

"How much for the little girl?" The Blues Brothers.

frdwrnch
06-30-2004, 09:43 AM
Cult movie from the '80's, Repo Man, unidentified female investigator remarking on smoking boots where motorcycle patrolman once stood : "These things happen sometimes, people just explode."

Patrick
06-30-2004, 10:09 AM
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_11_1.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001) http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8_3_16.gif (http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb001)


:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Patrick
06-30-2004, 10:45 AM
Hey Yo Paulie, don't get mentally irregular"............

here's one from one of Arnold's movies, but I don't remember which one:
"You a funny guy. That's why I kill you last"........

and....."We want, a SHRUBBERY!!!!" Monty Python.....and "It's just a flesh wound, come-on and fight ya Panzie"......

More from Monty Python "Bring out your Dead". "I cant take him he not dead yet," " I am feeling much better I think I might pull thru!"

the_pack_rat
06-30-2004, 11:39 AM
"My car just hit a water buffalo ... can I borrow your towel ?".

Chevy Chase in the movie Fletch ... said to a woman that answered her door wearing nothing but a towel.

Same movie -

"OldsmoBuick" - refering to the boat-tail Riviera he drove.

dwasson
06-30-2004, 11:44 AM
Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and f:censor:k my sister.

Full Metal Jacket

duhtroll
06-30-2004, 11:44 AM
Fletch - one of the best all time one-liner movies.

-A

the_pack_rat
06-30-2004, 11:45 AM
That was Fletch Lives, not Fletch, though both were funny.

-A

Ok ...

Been a LONG time since I've seen either one.

Eric

2003 MIB
06-30-2004, 11:48 AM
"Nice gun."

"Thanks, it's an .88 Magnum- it shoots through schools."

-Johnny Dangerously

dwasson
06-30-2004, 11:49 AM
I've done... questionable things.

Blade Runner

dwasson
06-30-2004, 11:50 AM
A man's got to know his limitations.

Magnum Force

SouLRioT
06-30-2004, 11:50 AM
aaaaaallllllllllllllllllllll riiiiiiiiiigggggggghhhhhhhhhhh ttttttyyyyyyyy then!

Reeeaaaaaaaaalllllllllllyyyy!

Ace Ventura

dwasson
06-30-2004, 11:53 AM
Nothing like a good piece of hickory!


Pale Rider

Patrick
06-30-2004, 11:55 AM
Hell I like you, you can come over to my house and f:censor:k my sister.

Full Metal Jacket

"Pyle did your parents have any children that lived?" " Boy I bet they regret that!!"

duhtroll
06-30-2004, 11:58 AM
Actually it was Fletch.

Patrick
06-30-2004, 12:03 PM
Anyone remeber the scene from I belive it was the first Porkeys. It was where they doing a police line up for what the boys did in the girls shower??? "Do not to try and apprened this Pr&&^K, it considered armed and dangerous"

SouLRioT
06-30-2004, 12:11 PM
Weird Science
You can't even take a shower with a pretty woman without wearing your jeans.

Marc
06-30-2004, 12:22 PM
"You don't want that Pirates of the Carribean ****. You and me, we have to kick it back here, old school, man." -Swingers

Marc
06-30-2004, 12:28 PM
"I'm a karate man. A karate man bleed on the inside." Trading Places.

"Hey, when we wanted a jacuzzi when I was growing up, we had to fart in the tub." Trading Places

If you screw up so much as this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane of rubber dog s --t out of Hong Kong." Top Gun

"Don't cross the streams! It would be bad." Ghostbusters

SouLRioT
06-30-2004, 12:28 PM
"Double down."
"What?"
"It's on 11, you always double down on 11..."

"You're so money and you don't even know it..."

Swingers

Rep12
06-30-2004, 01:46 PM
Happy trails to you, until we meet again...

Roy Rogers

CRUZTAKER
06-30-2004, 03:14 PM
I call him STANLEY...like the power tool....ayyy!Anyone remember this movie?

BillyGman
06-30-2004, 05:47 PM
I can't guess that one, but what about this one.......

"Women weaken Legs"...........and incase you don't get that one, here's another from the same movie......."You're gonna eat lightning, and crap thunder".......

Marauder57
06-30-2004, 05:55 PM
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue "
Airplane

Some other ones from Airplane:

"The fog is getting thicker....and Leon's getting LARGER!" as that goofy guy is shaking his fat belly.

"Surely there must be something you can do?"
"Well there isn't, and quit calling me Shirley"

Lloyd Bridges"How about some coffee?"
Balding goofy Guy "No thanks!"
But he is asking Him for coffee...

duhtroll
06-30-2004, 07:11 PM
That's gotta be Rocky I or II.

??

-A


I can't guess that one, but what about this one.......

"Women weaken Legs"...........and incase you don't get that one, here's another from the same movie......."You're gonna eat lightning, and crap thunder".......

HwyCruiser
06-30-2004, 07:18 PM
"Shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, pow, pow" :up:

Name that movie and win my admiration... you already have the only hint you need.

- JD

the_pack_rat
06-30-2004, 07:37 PM
The Naked Gun -

Leslie Nielsen is holding a ladder that Priscilla Presley has climbed up on & she is wearing a skirt or dress(can't remeber which) ... as he's looking up the ladder at her he says ...

"Nice beaver".

Priscilla - "Thank you I just had it stuffed" - she then pulls down an actual stuffed beaver(the animal).

Leslie Nielson - "Let me help you with that".

BillyGman
06-30-2004, 10:01 PM
That's gotta be Rocky I or II.

??

-A
Yes!! I believe one was from Rocky I and the other from Rocky II. I've seen the first three so many times I often get the quotes mixed up.

Patrick
07-01-2004, 12:03 AM
"Shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, pow, pow" :up:

Name that movie and win my admiration... you already have the only hint you need.

- JD

Born to be wild????

2003 MIB
07-01-2004, 05:15 AM
I call him STANLEY...like the power tool....ayyy!Anyone remember this movie?

Casual Sex with A.D. Clay?

CRUZTAKER
07-01-2004, 05:43 AM
Casual Sex with A.D. Clay?
'The adventures of Ford Fairlane'....you were on the right track!:cool:

2003 MIB
07-01-2004, 06:13 AM
'The adventures of Ford Fairlane'....you were on the right track!:cool:

Doh!- missed it by that much...

Heavy351
07-01-2004, 06:39 AM
From a fairly recent movie..... Im' sure someone will know.

"Where did they teach you to talk like this? At some Panama City sailor-wanna-hump-hump bar, or is this getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else.. we're all stocked up here."


Sitting at a bar....
"Well, it's not right to go into details, but I said the wrong thing. Whereas if I hadn't, I could be in bed right now with a woman who, if you make her laugh, you got a life. Instead I'm here with you -- no offense, but a moron pushing the last legal drug."

"People who talk in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch"

jerrym3
07-01-2004, 07:09 AM
From The Last of the Mohicans remake:

English officer says to Hawkeye (Daniel Day Louis), "how can you leave and go out west when there's a war going on?"

Hawkeye: "Well, we kind of face north and right sudden make a left".

One of the best endings of any movie I've seen. Great musical score, also.

Fourth Horseman
07-01-2004, 01:08 PM
'The adventures of Ford Fairlane'....you were on the right track!:cool:

Is that the one where he falls off the Capitol Records building? "Muh hair!"

CRUZTAKER
07-01-2004, 04:06 PM
That's the one...I saw it soooo long ago I cannot remember any other lines. I do remember how offended my wife was...:rolleyes:

JGaignat
07-01-2004, 04:11 PM
From City Slickers:

"Now let me get this straight....You're married to a 24 year old UNDERWEAR MODEL, who thinks the sun rises and sets in your pants.............and that's not enought for you?!?!?!?!!??"

HwyCruiser
07-01-2004, 05:28 PM
"Shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, pow, pow"



Born to be wild????

Um, never seen it... but here is what I was after:

http://www.oentertainment.com/InsaneO/Thumbs/thumbwars/index.html

Check out the "preview".

OK, so not the most cerebral movie ever made, but I think it's pretty funny. It's a good "plan B" rental.

- JD

nexstar7
07-01-2004, 05:30 PM
Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! :beer:

CRUZTAKER
07-01-2004, 05:44 PM
Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! :beer:Bluto:Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter:Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.

CRUZTAKER
07-01-2004, 05:51 PM
"I gave my love a cherry that had no stone. I gave my love a chicken that had no bone. I gave my love a story that had no end. I gave my love..."

Paul T. Casey
07-01-2004, 06:04 PM
Almost the best, "Friends, neighbors, it's been a slice."
Far and away the best, "This could be the begining of a beautiful relationship." If I have to mention what movie it came from, you ain't never seen the absolute BEST movie ever made, bar none!

BillyGman
07-01-2004, 06:24 PM
Sorry Paul, me and my co-worker here do NOT know where that quote is from. His wild guess was Casablanca w/Bogey........


I also saw some Animal House quotes in there from some previous posts. Amusing.....

Here's one that I don't belive has been mentioned here unless I've missed it......

"Well we can't just let you walk outta here".... "Who's 'we' sucka"........"Me, Smith, and Wesson"..........(followed by gun blasts)

Patrick
07-02-2004, 12:17 AM
[QUOTE=nexstar7]Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga! :beer:[/QUOTE


:burnout: :burnout: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

Patrick
07-02-2004, 12:24 AM
"Shoot 'em up, shoot 'em up, pow, pow"




Um, never seen it... but here is what I was after:

http://www.oentertainment.com/InsaneO/Thumbs/thumbwars/index.html

Check out the "preview".

OK, so not the most cerebral movie ever made, but I think it's pretty funny. It's a good "plan B" rental.

- JD

Hey JD Freakin Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was taking a shot in the dark on the movie. AWSOME PREVIEWS!!! Will save link and check more into it!! Thanks Patrick

Bluerauder
07-02-2004, 07:09 AM
Sorry Paul, me and my co-worker here do NOT know where that quote is from. His wild guess was Casablanca w/Bogey........



It's the final line of "Casablanca" as Rick (Humphrey Bogart) and the french Police Chief (Claude Rains) walk off into the distance.

My favorite line from that movie is "I'm shocked, absolutely shocked to find out their is gambling on the premises." (as they are handing him his winnings).

Marc
07-02-2004, 07:11 AM
I can't guess that one, but what about this one.......

"Women weaken Legs"...........and incase you don't get that one, here's another from the same movie......."You're gonna eat lightning, and crap thunder".......

Rocky. I just watched it last night too.

BillyGman
07-02-2004, 07:17 AM
"You're gonna be a dangerous poiyson Rock"........:D

dwasson
07-02-2004, 07:19 AM
When I look at how government works (the FCC flap over Janet Jackson's boob for example) I think of Blazing Saddles and what I call the Governor LePetomaine syndrome.

We've got to do something to save our phony-baloney jobs!"

You see, all knowledge is useful.

buckyboy
07-02-2004, 07:31 AM
Midnight run...robert De Niro SAYS TO Charles Grodin..

"I have two words for you....shut the f*** up!"

jerrym3
07-02-2004, 09:00 AM
Nothing was really said, but the look on Richard Widmark's face (a Navy destroyer captain) is priceless when he realizes that the Russian sub he just destroyed launched nuclear torpedos aimed at Widmark's ship before the sub blew up.

You can hear the sonar pinging getting louder and louder as Widmark realizes he can't do anything while Sidney Poitier (a newspaper journalist) is yelling at him to do something.

Great picture.

duhtroll
07-02-2004, 09:14 AM
I cannot believe no one has done this yet.

:sound of guitar being smashed:

"Sorry."



"I gave my love a cherry that had no stone. I gave my love a chicken that had no bone. I gave my love a story that had no end. I gave my love..."

-A

TripleTransAm
07-02-2004, 09:38 AM
(paraphrasing liberties taken with these quotes due to failing memory...)
Director: "Your previous drummer died after having choked on his own vomit after a drunken binge..."
David: "um, the police report said he 'choked on vomit', they weren't really sure it was his own or someone else's."
Nigel: "Yes, you can't really dust for vomit..."

****************

(the guitarist describing his gentle piano playing)
Nigel: "You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of..."
Director: "What do you call this? "
Nigel: "Well, this piece is called Lick My Love Pump. "


***********
(copied from a fan site)

Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi: I don't know.
Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel Tufnel: [Pause] These go to eleven.

duhtroll
07-02-2004, 09:50 AM
This is Spinal Tap

-A

Dr Caleb
07-02-2004, 12:26 PM
Or, from another entertainment media . . .

"Helloooo (looks at note taped to back of guitar) Springfield!" . . .

I've got a good one:

(about to rapell from a helicopter onto the deck of a surfaced submarine in the cold North Atlantic) "Next time Jack, write a god damn memo!"

Bluerauder
07-02-2004, 12:36 PM
I've got a good one:

(about to rapell from a helicopter onto the deck of a surfaced submarine in the cold North Atlantic) "Next time Jack, write a god damn memo!"
Great quote from "Hunt for Red October". You forgot to mention that the helicopter was low on time & fuel to make it back to the carrier so he ended up taking a cold swim anyway.

CRUZTAKER
07-02-2004, 12:47 PM
I'M SOOORY I TOOK THE MONEY!!!
I'M SOOORY I TOOK THE MONEY!!!
OK, I'M NOOOT SORRY i TOOK THE MONEY!!!

and.....

Rock-n-roll....Bruce Springstien farked it all up!

nexstar7
07-02-2004, 01:41 PM
"I gave my love a cherry that had no stone. I gave my love a chicken that had no bone. I gave my love a story that had no end. I gave my love..."
we should just get all the marauder members together in the u.s. what a pisser that would be

ParkRanger
07-02-2004, 02:02 PM
Marlon Brando in the "Wild Ones" when asked what he was protesting about responded. "Whattya Got?"

SouLRioT
07-02-2004, 02:21 PM
Something's afoot at the Circle K - BILL & TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE

duhtroll
07-02-2004, 02:25 PM
"Ryan - be careful what you shoot at . . . Shome thingsh in here don't react well to bulletsh."


Great quote from "Hunt for Red October". You forgot to mention that the helicopter was low on time & fuel to make it back to the carrier so he ended up taking a cold swim anyway.

LNYTUNS
07-02-2004, 03:52 PM
"Evil will always win because good is dumb" -Rick Moranis........Spaceballs

Smokie
07-03-2004, 03:48 PM
" I'm a wild and crazy guy "

Steve Martin.

Sidenote: Is not a movie line, but I like it. It was my motto in younger days.

Patrick
07-03-2004, 03:54 PM
" I'm a wild and crazy guy "

Steve Martin.

Sidenote: Is not a movie line, but I like it. It was my motto in younger days.

I still like the King Tut song!
:up: :up:

SouLRioT
07-04-2004, 05:51 AM
ok, i saved this one for today:

Good morning. In less than one
hour planes from here and all
around the world will launch the
largest aerial battle in the
history of mankind...
(beat)
Mankind. The word has new meaning
for all of us now. We are
reminded not of our petty
differences but of our common
interests.
Perhaps it's fate that today, July
the Fourth, we will once again
fight for our freedom. Not from
tyranny, persecution or
oppression. But from
annihilation. We're fighting for
our right to live, to exit. From
this day on, the fourth day of
July will no longer be remembered
as an American holiday but as the
day that all of mankind declared
we will not go quietly into the
night. We will not vanish without
a fight. We will live on. We
will survive.
---INDEPENDENCE DAY

carfixer
07-04-2004, 07:13 AM
"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley." Airplane

UAW 588
07-04-2004, 09:08 AM
Fly fat ass, fly. - Jay screaming to Silent Bob, as he attemps to fly through the mall on a rope. "Mallrats".

The price is wrong bit*h. - Happy Gilmore saying to Bob Barker on the golf course after knocking him out. "Happy Gilmore"

BillyGman
07-06-2004, 09:40 AM
"Happy Gilmore"....good flick!!! I don't think the following has been mentioned in this thread, so here's a trivia quote for you guys (and gals too)......


what movie is this quote from?

"Suck in that gut!.....Stick out that chest!......and for goodness sake tuck in those pajamas!"

UAW 588
07-06-2004, 09:48 AM
"Happy Gilmore"....good flick!!! I don't think the following has been mentioned in this thread, so here's a trivia quote for you guys (and gals too)......


what movie is this quote from?

"Suck in that gut!.....Stick out that chest!......and for goodness sake tuck in those pajamas!"

Easy "Animal House"

BillyGman
07-06-2004, 09:52 AM
Yeah, that was pretty easy I guess. :up:

dwasson
07-06-2004, 09:52 AM
Can I ask you a question?

What is it?

It's an interrogative form of sentence, used to test knowledge. But that's not important right now.

Airplane II

BillyGman
07-06-2004, 09:55 AM
dwasson, u have em all. You're obviously a big movie buff....... :burnout:

dwasson
07-06-2004, 09:58 AM
Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: he really is an idiot. I implore you, send him back to his father and brothers, who are waiting for him with open arms in the penitentiary. I suggest that we give him ten years in Leavenworth, or eleven years in Twelveworth.

I'll tell you what I'll do: I'll take five and ten in Woolworth.

______________________________ __________

I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home.

______________________________ ________

Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you.

Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more.

______________________________ ______________________________

Well, that covers a lot of ground. Say, you cover a lot of ground yourself. You better beat it - I hear they're going to tear you down and put up an office building where you're standing. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff. You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.

Duck Soup, the Marx Brothers.

dwasson
07-06-2004, 10:02 AM
I've been sitting right here since 7:00.

Yes, with your back to me. When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.

______________________________ ___

Ladies and gentlemen... I think this takes in most of you...

______________________________ _______

Hey, who were you talking to?

I was talking to myself, and there's nothing you can do about it. I've had three of the best doctors in the East.

______________________________ _


A Night at the Opera

Fourth Horseman
07-06-2004, 11:51 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Amsoil_Dealer
07-06-2004, 05:58 PM
More Caddy Shack,

Bill Murray, as Carl, describing what the Dali Lama told him after stiffing him of his caddy fee.....

"There will be no money. But when you die...on your death bed....you will receive....total consciousness.....So I got that goin for me. Which is nice"


And someone else mentioned Rodney Dangiefrield's (Al Cherivk) comment about the hat. I remember it as...."Whoa, this is the worst looking hat I ever saw. I betcha they give you a free bowl a soup when you buy this hat".....then he catches the eye of Judge Smails (palyed by Ted Knight) who is wearing the same hat.....Chrevik's reply...."It looks good on you though" :shake:


Don

MICA Racing
07-06-2004, 06:00 PM
:D Good one, Don!

Big hitter, that Lama.

Donny Carlson
07-06-2004, 06:07 PM
Nothing was really said, but the look on Richard Widmark's face (a Navy destroyer captain) is priceless when he realizes that the Russian sub he just destroyed launched nuclear torpedos aimed at Widmark's ship before the sub blew up.

You can hear the sonar pinging getting louder and louder as Widmark realizes he can't do anything while Sidney Poitier (a newspaper journalist) is yelling at him to do something.

Great picture.
Waddya mean, no quote?

How about Wally Cox "FIRE ONE!"

Ladyhawke
07-06-2004, 08:16 PM
"If your head comes away from your neck, it's over!"

Sean Connery, Highlander (1986) Great soundtrack too!
---------

Spock: To hunt a species to extinction, is not logical.
Gillian: Whoever said the human race was logical?!

and then later,

Gillian: Don't tell me, you're from outer space.
Captain Kirk: No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space.

Star Trek IV - The Voyage Home (1987)

Patrick
07-07-2004, 12:32 AM
This thread must be a record!!!!

jerrym3
07-07-2004, 06:21 AM
I meant there was no quote from Widmark at the end of the movie.

The Wally Cox line was great, but you have to build up the scene, so (for those who never saw the movie), here goes. (stop here if you intend to rent the movie)

Widmark is a very demanding Navy captain at the height of the cold war, and he has his crew right on the edge. During his "cat and mouse" game with a Russian sub, his crew is on full ready and very, very "itchy".

On the ship's bridge, Poitier, the journalist, thinks that Widmark's going too far and is pushing the Russian sub captain to do something rash.

Widmark replies by saying something like, "the Bedford will never strike first, but if he fires one, we'll fire one."

Wally Cox, a nervous and strung out seaman, hears the "fire one" comment, mistakes it for an order, replies with his own "fire one", and hits the button launching a rocket. The rocket releases a parachute with a warhead right over where the sub is supposed to be. The crew tries to disarm the bomb, the parachute/bomb hit the water, and everybody holds their breath.

The bomb goes off underwater, and the sub is destroyed.

After a few seconds digesting what they have done, Widmark and his crew hear the sounds of the three torpedos that were launched at them before the sub was destroyed. Widmark realizes that there's no way to evade all of the torpedos. Nervously, he steps outside the bridge with Poitier following him, yelling.

Last scene is that of a huge mushroom cloud.

Bluerauder
07-07-2004, 07:56 AM
I meant there was no quote from Widmark at the end of the movie.

The Wally Cox line was great, but you have to build up the scene, so (for those who never saw the movie), here goes. (stop here if you intend to rent the movie)

"...snip..."
Wally Cox, a nervous and strung out seaman, hears the "fire one" comment, mistakes it for an order, replies with his own "fire one", and hits the button launching a rocket. The rocket releases a parachute with a warhead right over where the sub is supposed to be. The crew tries to disarm the bomb, the parachute/bomb hit the water, and everybody holds their breath.

The bomb goes off underwater, and the sub is destroyed.

After a few seconds digesting what they have done, Widmark and his crew hear the sounds of the three torpedos that were launched at them before the sub was destroyed. Widmark realizes that there's no way to evade all of the torpedos. Nervously, he steps outside the bridge with Poitier following him, yelling.

Last scene is that of a huge mushroom cloud.
Was never a big fan of Wally Cox ... but as a nervous twit ... he was perfect for the role. Great Movie -- "The Bedford Incident".

duhtroll
08-07-2004, 02:48 PM
I was going to put this into the "sayings" thread, but it fits here.

Something kinda on-topic for drag racing:

"Go that way. Really fast. If something should get in your way . . .







turn."


:up: :D

-A

gja
08-07-2004, 07:34 PM
"I got news for you pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and s**t, and Jack left town."
Ash from "Army of Darkness" played by Bruce Campbell

KSMM03
08-08-2004, 10:26 AM
"What we've got here, is a failure to communicate...."
Cool Hand Luke

"There's really nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking. I suggest you try it."
Dr. Evil, Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me

"You just shot an unarmed man" Gene Hackman "Well, he should have armed himself". Clint Eastwood
Unforgiven


"Badges, we don't need no steenkin' badges.."
Treasure of the Sierra Madres & Blazing Saddles

"They took my legs and threw them over there, and took my arms and threw them over there" Scarecrow. "That's you all over." Tin Woodsman
Wizard of Oz

"Toto, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore ." Dorothy
Wizard of Oz

"Fat drunk and stupid is now way to go through life son." Dean Wormer
Animal House

"You use your tongue prettier than a 20 dollar whore" Slim Pickens to Harvey Korman.
Blazing Saddles

"If you build it, they will come." voice in the cornfield
Field of Dreams

"My Momma always said life was like a box of chocolates.... you never know what you're gonna get."
Forrest Gump