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TheDealer
06-30-2004, 08:34 PM
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about
those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to
those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about
achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and



K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
and knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you there, Bull****
and Ass kissing will put you over the top!!!
GarageMahal
06-30-2004, 08:42 PM
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
cruzer
06-30-2004, 09:09 PM
GREAT !!!! Truer words were never spoken--especially these days
MENINBLK
06-30-2004, 09:19 PM
How about

S-U-P-E-R-C-A-L-I-F-R-A-G-E-L-I-S-T-I-C-K-E-X-P-I-A-L-I-D-O-C-I-O-U-S ?

:confused:
nexstar7
06-30-2004, 09:53 PM
How about

S-U-P-E-R-C-A-L-I-F-R-A-G-E-L-I-S-T-I-C-K-E-X-P-I-A-L-I-D-O-C-I-O-U-S ?

:confused:

so, LFM Mechanics give us 103% bull*****
Bigdogjim
06-30-2004, 10:05 PM
Ray: You hit the nail right on the head!

Priceless post!
nexstar7
06-30-2004, 10:09 PM
Ray: You hit the nail right on the head!

Priceless post!

late nighter Jim
Bigdogjim
06-30-2004, 10:13 PM
late nighter Jim


Hey Ralph: Rust never sleeps :sleepy: :sleepy:

Neither do I :baaa: :baaa:
Patrick
07-01-2004, 12:08 AM
I needed that one thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!1 :bows: :bows:
MarauderMark
07-01-2004, 04:39 AM
Now thats some funny s :censor: t! i am going to copy this and take it to work. :shot: .thanks ray.. :banana:the only thing is i am allways giving 150%.quess i'll have to figure one out for that..
SHERIFF
07-01-2004, 12:54 PM
You forgot one...................

b-a-c-k-s-t-a-b-b-e-r-s 105%

(no funny face smiley attached because the above is true)
CRUZTAKER
07-01-2004, 04:11 PM
Nice one Ray...the title threw me off for two days...I'm gald I read it!