Sayings to live by

[MAD-3R]

Some of my personel faves.

There are no problems that can't be solved by a suitable application of violence.

It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

There is nothing wrong with this house that some gas and a match couldn't solve.

Lets Rock -Al Bundy, my Hero

[Tallboy]

"there's only two things in the world i'm afraid of: women and the police."

bonus point to anyone who can name the actor who said this and what movie it's from.:D

[Fast4Door]

"there's only two things in the world i'm afraid of: women and the police."

bonus point to anyone who can name the actor who said this and what movie it's from.:D

Burt Reynolds - White Lightning

[woaface]

Women and the police...HAHAHAHA. You know the scarriest officer I've ever had to deal with was a woman!? She was a short thing, but there was NO WAY I was going to be messing with her.

A camp counselor told me once, "Tomorrow is never promised".

I have all kinds of little sayings that pop up in my head from time to time, but that one has always stuck a little mroe.

[Tallboy]

Burt Reynolds - White Lightning
nice job. just gave you a reputation point!!:up:

[Bigdogjim]

Yesterday is canceled check.

Tomorrow is a promissary note.

Today is ready cash. Spend it wisely:)

[2003 MIB]

"If all the world were just, there would be no need for valor."

-Plutarch

[Dr Caleb]

Just a few:

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying.
- Woody Allen

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill

Men occasionally stumble on the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
- Sir Winston Churchill

[Bluerauder]

Here's one; but I don't know the origin .....

"When your only tool is a hammer - every problem looks like a nail".

[woaface]

- Sir Winston Churchill
"YOU sir are DRUNK!"

"You ma'am are UGLY and in the morning I'll be sober!"

:D :D :D

[Haggis]

Got haggis?

Haggis not just for breakfast anymore!

"That's some good stuff goes down smooth." said by a MM.net member in the parking lot Saturday night.

[SheboyganGuy]

"When you cut your feet off with that lawn mower, don't come running to me!"

-Mother

[Silver_04]

"You can get killed walking your doggy"

Al Pacino in Heat responding to a guy worried about getting killed for being an informant to the LAPD.

[blacksnake]

"There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots."

"Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely, but it rocks absolutely, too."

"Some people dream of success, while other people live to crush those dreams."

"Your role may be thankless, but if you're willing to give it your all, you just might bring success to those who outlast you."

"Always remember that you are unique, just like everybody else."

"Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win and never quit are idiots."

"It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others."

"The best leaders lead by example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too."

"Never be afraid to share your dreams with the world, because there's nothing the world likes more than the taste of really sweet dreams."

-Used without permission from Despair.com

[Dr Caleb]

"YOU sir are DRUNK!"

"You ma'am are UGLY and in the morning I'll be sober!"

:D :D :D

Churchill is just so quotable: :)

Nancy Astor: "If you were my husband I would put poison in your coffee."
Sir Winston Churchill: "And if I were your husband, I would drink it."

It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations.
-Sir Winston Churchill

I wish Stanley Baldwin no ill, but it would have been much better if he had never lived.
-Sir Winston Churchill

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
-Sir Winston Churchill

I just thought of something funny...your mother.
-Cheech Marin

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

And just for you James: ;)

My education was interrupted only by my schooling.
-Sir Winston Churchill

[dwasson]

Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded- here and there, now and then- are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty. This is known as "bad luck." - Robert Heinlein

[Petrograde]

Paranoia: you only have to be right once to make it all pay off!

[chrish]

A fool & his money are soon pa-taying... :rasta: :pimp: :rock: :eek: :puke:

[duhtroll]

The funniest / dumbest quote I ever heard that actually is a good lesson to live by (proverbially):

"Remember, it's not how hard you're beating the goat, but whether or not the goat you are beating is on fire."

-Adolphus, medieval sage

. . . and my email tagline.

In other words make sure the goat is on fire before you start beating it. :D

-A

[Bigdogjim]

If at first you don't succeed, see if the loser gets anything.

[BruteForce]

Always carry a litter bag in your car. If it gets full you can just throw it out the window.

Don Imus (old record - the one with Billy Saul Hargis Jr bit)

[Bigdogjim]

I assume full responsibility for my action, exect the ones that are someone's else's fault.

I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself.
Unless, of course, I want to stay employed.

I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.

[Marauderman]

"Obviously, we have a few who have alot of time on their hands...which unfortunately could have been spent being used on other points of interest!!!"................( think of strip poker --with others--equal sides of opposite sex--same taple--I think you get the true "point").........

[Bigdogjim]

Or we don't have a one track mind?

[Hack Goby]

"Don`t worry about the flys,we won`t weigh-em" Giant Toad Supermarket

[Marauderman]

Or we don't have a one track mind?
..huh..at that kinda table,,,your mind tends to track one kinda situation I would think......eh?

[JET]

"No matter where you go, there you are"

"Guns don't kill people, bullets kill people."

*I have had some very low moments in my life but no matter how tuff the road gets I always think of this saying and it helps me carry on.
"You get kicked in the mouth you spit out a few teeth & you keep chewing”

“F@#k art lets dance”


"Wining isn't everything it's the only thing."

"If you're not #1 you might as well #100".

[hitchhiker]

Paranoia: you only have to be right once to make it all pay off!

Paronoia: They really are coming to get you and I want the movie rights!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[hitchhiker]

Some of my personel faves.

There are no problems that can't be solved by a suitable application of violence.

It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of Java that thoughts acquire speed, the hands acquire shakes, the shakes become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

There is nothing wrong with this house that some gas and a match couldn't solve.

Lets Rock -Al Bundy, my Hero

Go Al!

:rock: :rock: :rock:

[MYSTA KANG]

Eliminate anyone who is in competion and never look back without any hesitation at all!

[hitchhiker]

Eliminate anyone who is in competion and never look back without any hesitation at all!
Was that from John Gotti?

Uh Oh...Shields Up!

:cool4:

[hitchhiker]

Git R Done!



:rock: :rock: :rock:

[martyo]

Non illegitimus carborundum.




We will see who figures that one out....

[Bluerauder]

Non illegitimus carborundum.




We will see who figures that one out....
"Don't let the bast[iges] wear you down." :up:

Glad to see that you are feeling better. You'll be back to normal soon (or as close to normal as you were before)
:lol:

[martyo]

"Don't let the bast[iges] wear you down." :up:

Glad to see that you are feeling better. You'll be back to normal soon (or as close to normal as you were before)
:lol:

Good answer! Send me an address so I can send you my recently removed appendix as a grand prize!!

[hitchhiker]

Good answer! Send me an address so I can send you my recently removed appendix as a grand prize!!

I thought you were saving that for Todd?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[rayjay]

A man with a gun is a Citizen, a man without a gun is a Subject...

[TheDealer]

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

After hearing two eyewitness accounts of the same accident,
you begin to wonder about history.

[SergntMac]

Advice given to hundreds of rookie cops over 29 years...

Don't eat blue food.

There is a gun at every call...Your's.

Police work is 20 years of Vaudeville, and a pension.

Only three kinds of strangers look you in the eye...Cops, queers and criminals.

Always be ready to explain yourself, and never, ever offer an excuse.

Always tell the truth, just don't always tell it.

The only people out in the dark, in the rain, in the snow, or, in the cold, are the people who have to be. Your job is to know why.

Nothing, ever, is free to cops. People always want something in return, even if it's a smile.

[03SILVERSTREAK]

"It is Better to Rule in Hell :fire: then to Serve in Heaven :rolleyes: "...

[Bluerauder]

Good answer! Send me an address so I can send you my recently removed appendix as a grand prize!!
I think that I'd like to see what's behind Door #2. :D

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++
..... And here are some quotes attributed to Yogi Berra

"80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in." - on golf

"Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical."

"You can observe a lot by watching."

"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."

"It's like deja vu all over again."

"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."

"If the people don't want to come out to the park, nobody's going to stop them."

"I didn't really say everthing I said."

"If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else."

"Nobody goes there anymore because it's too crowded."

"I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house."

"Little League Baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets."

"He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious."

"You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's left."

"The game isn't over until it's over."

"You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours."

"We made too many wrong mistakes."

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++

[QWK SVT]

My words to live by are:

Ferris Bueller - Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around, you could miss it.

Meth - If you can't get yourself a 10, the least you can do is f*** five 2's.
Go big, or go home!

[MERCMAN]

"You gotta look out for number ONE, or else you will end up stepping in number TWO

Rodney Dangerfield

:lol:

[rayjay]

Advice given to hundreds of rookie cops over 29 years...

Sarge, you forgot one, " Do not EVER apologize for doing your job". I taught a young trooper this recently when he pulled me over.

[the_pack_rat]

"Don't crap where you eat & don't eat where you crap".

Was one of many odd but funny sayings a longtime friends' mother had pasted up around the house back when I was a late teen.

It should also be noted she used the "s" word in her version as well ... but I cleaned it up.

;)

[dwasson]

The saying that I actually try to live by was taught to me by my great-grandfather.

"Nothing in life is free and only the cheapest things cost money."

It's true.

[martyo]

Always wash behind your ears.
- My Mom, and she has never let me down

[CRUZTAKER]

"You can only believe half of what you see, and none of what you hear..."

-AA Meeting circa 1979.

[Marauder386]

Everything today is pseudo-nuevo.

[chrish]

A fool & his money are soon buying a 300c :stupid:

[Bigdogjim]

Heaven does not want me.

Hell is afraid I'll take over

[hitchhiker]

Fart Proudly

-Ben Franklin

[Haggis]

Go fast turn left and don't hit the wall.

[RandomMan]

"Nobody trusts anybody, if they did why'd they put tilt on pinball machines?" -Steve Mcqueen

"Racing Burns like a Fever inside me." -Steve Mcqueen

"Ever notice that "What the hell!" is usually a good answer?" -Marilyn Monroe.

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." -Benjamin Franklin

"A wise man never feels out of place." -Ghandi

"How can you be sane, if you aren't insane?" -Me

Aphorisms are some of my favorite reading.:D

-Rob

[jerrym3]

If I live to be 100, I'll never forget what's-his-name.

As long as you can lie down without holding on, you're still considered sober.

[Marc]

You never seem to have time to do it right, but you always seem to have time to do it over.

- My high school wood shop teacher.