Who's on First??

[Bluerauder]

Many of us have heard the classic comedy routine "Who's on First?" by Bud Abbott and Lou Costello. OK. Anyone out there remember the names and positions of all the players? :stooges: :thinker:

[gdmjoe]

Many of us have heard the classic comedy routine "Who's on First?" by Bud Abbott and Lou Costello. OK. Anyone out there remember the names and positions of all the players?
Complete dialog (http://fisher.osu.edu/~tomassini_1/whotext.html) *Isn't the internet wonderful. :D

[SergntMac]

Complete dialog (http://fisher.osu.edu/~tomassini_1/whotext.html) *Isn't the internet wonderful. :D
Another "world's shortest" thread...

[Bluerauder]

Many of us have heard the classic comedy routine "Who's on First?" by Bud Abbott and Lou Costello. OK. Anyone out there remember the names and positions of all the players? :stooges: :thinker:
I thought someone would take a stab at this ... anyway, here's the answers.

1st Base - Who

2nd Base - What

Short Stop - I Don't Give a Darn

3rd Base - I Don't Know

Left Field - Why

Center Field - Because

Right Field - (not named in the routine)

Catcher - Today

Pitcher - Tomorrow

[Bigdogjim]

That is a classic:):):)

Laugh me azz first time I heard it :lol:

They don't write 'em like that anymore:mad: :alone:

[Patrick]

That is a classic:):):)

Laugh me azz first time I heard it :lol:

They don't write 'em like that anymore:mad: :alone:

Dads got it recorded on VHS. Classic!!!!

[RoyLPita]

I have this on audio tape. Timless!!!!

[O's Fan Rich]

We did it live a few years ago at a convention in Scottsdale, it's a lot of fun.
We still get smiles, laughs and "Who's on first?" Thrown ot to us .
Classic!

[TheDealer]

Here it is. http://www.whos-on-first.com/whosonfirst.wav

[Patrick]

Here it is. http://www.whos-on-first.com/whosonfirst.wav
:bows: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Bluerauder]

Here it is. http://www.whos-on-first.com/whosonfirst.wav
Thanks, Ray. No matter how many times I hear it ... it still cracks me up !!! :lol:

[FiveO]

Here it is. http://www.whos-on-first.com/whosonfirst.wav


:lol:


:tmi:

[Ross]

If you have Kazaa or some other file sharing program, you can find the actual video of it. I have it at home, but not here at the office, or I would try to post it, although it would probably take up way too much space.

[Festus]

HU'S ON FIRST
By James Sherman

(We take you now to the Oval Office.)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

[gonzo50]

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"D I T T O" :lol: :up: