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QWK SVT
09-06-2004, 08:11 PM
All in good humor... :lol:

Mercedes forum
- My wife and her a-hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Bentley Forums
- I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
- My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Civic forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

SRT Forums..
"Will this void my warranty"

Ford Forums..
"Will this void my warranty"

SVT Forums..
"Will this void my warranty"

Lightning Forums..
"Will this void my warranty"

VW Bug forum
- The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Lamborghini forum
- Cure for wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
- Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
- Are gas prices going down any time soon?

Pontiac Fiero forum
- Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
- Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
- Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Buick Forum
- Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
- Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
- How come people don't never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
- Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
- Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums
- Need suggestions about a business trip to Columbia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
- Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
- Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar
- Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mini
- Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
- I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLaren F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
- Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum
- Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
- I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
- How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah
truck?

RX7 Forums
- 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums
-Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums
-Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums
-Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier Steering wheel

Ford 2.3 forums
-Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start

Bigdogjim
09-06-2004, 08:17 PM
Thanks:up:

Funny stuff......................... .:)

SergntMac
09-06-2004, 08:24 PM
You are sick, welcome.

You belong here, now write the MM.Net's contribution?

teamrope
09-06-2004, 08:50 PM
You are sick, welcome.

You belong here, now write the MM.Net's contribution?
Isn't that "What kind of oil should I use?" :lol:

QWK SVT
09-07-2004, 04:10 PM
You are sick, welcome.

You belong here, now write the MM.Net's contribution?
Possible choices:

- How do I get low end grunt?
- Will Ford void my warranty for this?
- Which exhaust?
- Need a paint job
- Everyone asks what it is...



Or my personal favorite:
- Too much fun, can't stop driving this car :burn:

teamrope
09-07-2004, 04:34 PM
- Will Ford void my warranty for this?
:lol: My 2nd choice.

woaface
09-07-2004, 06:22 PM
Marauder Forum:
What oil should I use?

I love the WRX one! Those are all quite funny though.

SHERIFF
09-07-2004, 06:26 PM
Mercury Marauder net's contribution is..............

"It's not a damn Grand Marquis!" :)

Joe Walsh
09-07-2004, 06:28 PM
The Buick Forum should be;
"On-Star, does it interfere with your pacemaker?"

TooManyFords
09-07-2004, 07:53 PM
- How do I get low end grunt? Put the toilet in the basement...


- Will Ford void my warranty for this? If they don't know it's down there they won't...


- Which exhaust? Hmm, most people have only one!


- Need a paint job Paint job? Better check the plaster too and then talk to a dietician!


- Everyone asks what it is... OMG! So help me if you answer "ring balony" I'm NEVER coming over!

Patrick
09-07-2004, 08:58 PM
And I thought our famaliy was twisted!!!!