Very important questions? Please help!

[Bigdogjim]

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there?
I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song
about him?
5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if
they are going to look up there anyway?

8. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

13 Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

14. Stop singing and read on..........

15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

18. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

[Tallboy]

[styx][background music]<BACKGROUND music> "too much time on my hands"...:sing:

[MERCMAN]

3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

dunno, I have a light in my freezer :)

[Patrick]

2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there?
I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

SO much for breakfast!!! :fishslap: :fishslap: :rofl: :rofl:

[Bluerauder]

5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane??
Only HOV-2 between 3:30-6:00 PM. :rofl:

[mpearce]

10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Big Dog...this is definitely a vaild question...and the best out of the bunch IMO!!

BTW...just like Mercman...I too...have a light in my freezer!

Somehow it always seems to be on...damn ice cream!

-Mat

[SHERIFF]

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?


It knows better. :)

[SergntMac]

Can't help you with all those questions, BDJ, but I do know this for certain.

Barry Manilow wrote the songs the whole world sings...

[Patrick]

Can't help you with all those questions, BDJ, but I do know this for certain.

Barry Manilow wrote the songs the whole world sings...


:eek: :eek: If I hear Wayne Newton :shot: :lol: :lol:

[Ross]

That's why BDJ is my buddy. He's so intellectual!

[Bigdogjim]

That's why BDJ is my buddy. He's so intellectual!
Well it's a tuff job but, somebody has got to it!

:lol: :lol:

[Bigdogjim]

That's why BDJ is my buddy. He's so intellectual!

OK Ross who's going to answer # 12?

[Ross]

OK Ross who's going to answer # 12?


That's a tough one. I get called a moron all the time by wife, partners, judges, clients, etc. ...

[MERCMAN]

10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Not sure, but if you want to find out if someone is ticklish, do you give them a test-tickle? :lol:

[chrish]

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there?
I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."

3. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

4. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song
about him?
5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

6. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

7. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if
they are going to look up there anyway?

8. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

9. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

11. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
12. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

13 Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

14. Stop singing and read on..........

15. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

16. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

17. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

18. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?




As some one told me as of recent:

Get a hobby.......PLEASE............ ........ :bows: :beer: :cool: :alone:

[Patrick]

10. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Not sure, but if you want to find out if someone is ticklish, do you give them a test-tickle? :lol:

Nope not going there! Way too easy!!
:lol: :lol:

[Bigdogjim]

As some one told me as of recent:

Get a hobby.......PLEASE............ ........ :bows: :beer: :cool: :alone:

Well I have several thank you very much. And no fare using my line back at me:) :burnout:

[Joe Walsh]

1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"

2. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there?
I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."



I'm in amazement of whomever was the first person to eat an oyster...raw!
BUT am I ever glad they did...It's Fall, the Bay's water temps are dropping, and its about time for some good Oyster 'slurping'!

[Bigdogjim]

I'm in amazement of whomever was the first person to eat an oyster...raw!
BUT am I ever glad they did...It's Fall, the Bay's water temps are dropping, and its about time for some good Oyster 'slurping'!

You sir are in the right place for oysters.......

[Bobby Clobber]

Yes , but, what kind of a noise annoys an oyster? :help:

[Bluerauder]

Yes , but, what kind of a noise annoys an oyster? :help:
Aaah Ha !!! Alliteration ...... I knew freshman English would come in handy sometime. I just didn't figure it would take 40 years. :rofl:

Oysters are available in all months containing an "R". :D I ate 5 once. That was 1974.