Top 17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See

[Brutus]

Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.






Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"






The proctologist called...they found your head.






Everyone has a photographic memory...some just don't have any film.






Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.






Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.






I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.






WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.






Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.






Some people just don't know how to drive...I call these people "Everybody But Me,"





Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.






Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.






If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.






Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.






Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.






Hang up and drive!!




And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!



Welcome to America...now speak English

[Haggis]

ROFLMAO :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[2003 MIB]

http://www.mercurygallery.net/mmnet/data/500/990P1010104-med.JPG (http://www.mercurygallery.net/mmnet/showphoto.php/photo/3358/size/big/sort/1/cat/500)On my Ranger...

[Brutus]

I like this one too........


"My child beat up your Honor Student!"

[2003 MIB]

I like this one too........


"My child beat up your Honor Student!"
"My Child has perfect attendence at Huntsville State Prision"

[MM03MOK]

BRILLIANT!!!! :cheer:
On my Ranger...http://www.mercurygallery.net/mmnet/data/500/990P1010104-med.JPG (http://www.mercurygallery.net/mmnet/showphoto.php/photo/3358/size/big/sort/1/cat/500)

[2003 MIB]

BRILLIANT!!!!
Thanks Bunny...There just wasn't enough room to print "Please don't shoot me- I'm not crazy, I'm pulling over your Marauder to give you a contact card."

[Patrick]

"My Child has perfect attendence at Huntsville State Prision"


:rofl: :high5: :high5:

[Patrick]

If was to have one on mine "If you dont like my driving, stay off the sidewalk'.

[Marauderman]

http://www.mercurygallery.net/mmnet/data/500/990P1010104-med.JPG (http://www.mercurygallery.net/mmnet/showphoto.php/photo/3358/size/big/sort/1/cat/500)On my Ranger...
.exactly how I feel --you know how it feels when you go from a S/C'ed MM to a Non-S/C MM????..well, you get the idea--so much , I've been seriously considering S/C for my wife's '97 T-BIrd and my 150 supercrew....what a downer to be in them wishing you had your MM --seems to happen all the time....doesn't it with you.....Tom

[FiveO]

When I pick up a 2nd Marauder in a year or so I'm going to have a bumper sticker made...

"My other car is a Mercury Marauder" :D

[2003 MIB]

doesn't it with you.
Mostly when I see another Marauder and tell them about the site, Tom. I think if I was in my car, they'd figure out why I'm pulling them over.

[SHERIFF]

I prefer license plate frames to bumper stickers. :)

http://reiddesign.net/lic_smarter_german shepherd b.jpg

[prchrman]

I don't brake!

If you drive slower than me you are a idiot-If you drive faster you are a maniac

Rednecks for gun control

[woaface]

Darn Sherriff! I was going to say that! I've got a half white, half black and tan:)


I prefer license plate frames to bumper stickers. :)

http://reiddesign.net/lic_smarter_german%20shepherd% 20b.jpg

[Patrick]

I prefer license plate frames to bumper stickers. :)

http://reiddesign.net/lic_smarter_german shepherd b.jpg

I need to get that frame!!!!!!!!
:high5: :high5:

[CRUZTAKER]

My other ride is your old lady.

[HwyCruiser]

My other ride is your old lady.

:rofl: :nocomm:

[gdmjoe]

Old gems ..... ( apologies if there are any repeats )

"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies

I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigar.

Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!

He who laughs last thinks slowest!

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

"More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks, Roy, I'm stuffed!"

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

I won't rise to the occasion, but I'll slide over to it.

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Assassins do it from behind.

If ignorance is bliss, you must be orgasmic.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.

Auntie Em. Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

We're staying together for the sake of the cats.

It's been lovely, but I have to scream now.

My karma ran over your dogma.

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

This is not an abandoned vehicle.

I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily.

Beautify Texas. Put a Yankee on a bus.

Welcome to Texas, now go home.

It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you.

If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.

Life's too short to dance with ugly men.

Life's too short to dance with ugly women.

My wife says if I go fishing one more time, she's going to leave me. Gosh, I'm going to miss her.

When you do a good deed get a receipt (in case heaven is like the IRS).

I is a college student.

Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off.

Beer--more than just a breakfast drink.

Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

Eschew obfuscation.

Will Rogers never met a lawyer.

Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton.

It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

Is there life before coffee?

Never play leap frog with a unicorn.

Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.

I Cayman went.

My other wife is beautiful.

I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?

Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Don't laugh. Your daughter could be in this vehicle.

Geez if you belive in honkus.

Friends don't let friends drive naked.

Save California; when you leave take someone with you.

I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.

There's one in every crowd and they always find me.

If money could talk, it would say goodbye.

When you're in love, you're at the mercy of a stranger.

Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats.

If it's too loud, you're too old.

Wink. I'll do the rest.

The worst day fishing is better than the best day working.

An Irishman is not drunk so long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the earth.

Cynics are people who know the price of everything and the value of nothing.

I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight.

Who cares who's on board?

No radio. Already stolen.

Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.

Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister.

Carlsbad Caverns: 22\% more cavities.

Exxon Suxx.

Honk if you love cheeses.

Flying saucers are real, the Air Force doesn't exist.

I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be.

So many pedestrians, so little time.

1. Constipated People Don't Give A S**t.

2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.

3. If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.

4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?

5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.

6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.

7. If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.

8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.

9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.

10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.

11. If At First You Don't Succeed...blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.

12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".

13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.

14. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.

15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.

16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.

17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me

18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home

19. I Have The Body Of A God... Buddha

20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me

21. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time

22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult

23. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?

24. The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name

25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway

26. Illiterate? Write For Help

27. Honk If Anything Falls Off

28. Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes

29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit

30. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person

31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!

32. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To

33. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?

37. If Sex Is A Pain In The A$$, Then You're Doing It Wrong...

38. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!

39. If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...[Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep]

40. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph.

41. Guys: No Shirt, No Service Gals: No Shirt, No Charge [Reported To Be Seen On A Restaurant]

42. If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?

43. Necrophillia: That Uncontrollable Urge To Crack Open A Cold One.

44. Ax Me About Ebonics

45. Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel

46. Boldly Going Nowhere

47. Cat: The Other White Meat

48. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!

49. Don't Be Sexist - Broads Hate That

50. Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends

51. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window

52. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?

53. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.

54. Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch

55. Saw It... Wanted It... Had A Fit... Got It!

56. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom.

57. GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.

58. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.

59. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

60. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

61. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

62. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

63. So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.

64. I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?

65. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

[South Hills]

Hello All:

First off, there is absolutely no way I'm ever putting a bumper sticker on the Marauder.

And, in the spirit of this thread, the best sticker I've seen is:

EARTH FIRST!

(we'll log the other planets later)

[Bigdogjim]

Thanks Bunny...There just wasn't enough room to print "Please don't shoot me- I'm not crazy, I'm pulling over your Marauder to give you a contact card."

James needs that one real bad:lol: :lol:

[Patrick]

65. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Used to be.
:lol: :lol:

[dwasson]

A few years ago I had a bumper sticker that said, "Stamp out lycanthropy".

My favorite today is, "Save the whales, collect the entire set."

[Patrick]

A few years ago I had a bumper sticker that said, "Stamp out lycanthropy".

My favorite today is, "Save the whales, collect the entire set."

Still like the first one!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Bluerauder]

First off, there is absolutely no way I'm ever putting a bumper sticker on the Marauder.

Agreed !!!! :D



My favorite today is, "Save the whales, collect the entire set."

Or how about this one that I saw recently .... "There is always room for God's creatures ... right next to the mashed potatoes". ":rofl:"

[jerrym3]

"I'll never forget what's his name"

Signs in men's bathroom:

"Our aim is to keep the bathrooms clean; your aim helps"

"Don't throw butts in our urinals; we don't pee in your ashtrays"

"(Pick any city) Parade of virgins cancelled today. One got sick, and the other one didn't want to march alone."

[Patrick]

Agreed !!!! :D




Or how about this one that I saw recently .... "There is always room for God's creatures ... right next to the mashed potatoes". ":rofl:"

Mashed Potatoes???????
:food: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[BruteForce]

"Our aim is to keep the bathrooms clean; your aim helps"

I remember that one as:

"We aim to please. You aim too, please."

[Dr Caleb]

Agreed !!!! :D
Or how about this one that I saw recently .... "There is always room for God's creatures ... right next to the mashed potatoes". ":rofl:"

From joke of the day thread:

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/showpost.php?p=56314&postcount=101

I still love that one.

[Bluerauder]

From joke of the day thread:

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/showpost.php?p=56314&postcount=101

I still love that one.
Yep, that's the sign I saw ......... :rofl:

[dwasson]

...and my favorite Simpson's line:


"Oooh, so Mother Nature needs a favor?! Well maybe she should have thought of that when she was besetting us with droughts and floods and poison monkeys! Nature started the fight for survival, and now she wants to quit because she's losing. Well I say, hard cheese." -- Mr. Burns

[teamrope]

Everyone has the right to be stupid -

But you're abusing the privilege!

[Mad1]

These are hanging in my office right now.

HE'S DEAD JIM -- You grab his tricorder, I'll get his wallet.

Kirk to Enterprise: Beam down Yeoman Rand and a six-pack.

Travel by Transporter*
*Re-Assembly Required

A few non-Trek related:

Heed the call to the Dark Side!

Expanding the Empire for you!

A few more, without all the Sci-Fi

Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead.

I wasn't embezzling, I have a math problem.

Do not fall in the forest ... no one will hear you.



:bandit: :burnout:

[Bluerauder]

These are hanging in my office right now.

Kirk to Enterprise: Beam down Yeoman Rand and a six-pack.
Yesiree !!!! :D :up: :D

[Patrick]

Everyone has the right to be stupid -

But you're abusing the privilege!

Thats a long list!!!!!!!!!!!1

[MAD-3R]

Driver carry's less then $20 in Ammo.

[hdwrench]

Darn Sherriff! I was going to say that! I've got a half white, half black and tan:)
wouldnt that be 50% white and 25% black, 25% tan?

:)