Poll about Polls.

[MAD-3R]

How do you feel about Polls?

[prchrman]

why not impose a 'poll tax'

[Patrick]

How do you feel about Polls?

A little time on our hands??? Or is this going somewhere??
:lol:

[Haggis]

I don't like polls, they let the peasents voice there opinions.

What's a peasent?

[Patrick]

What's a peasent?

Look at my public profile!!!
:lol: :lol:

[MAD-3R]

What's a peasent?

Just like a peasant, onlt different.

[MERCMAN]

I like all poles, czechs, and other indigenous people of slavic orgin. :lol:

[TripleTransAm]

Engineer joke: most of you will go "?? what??" but I wonder if any of the engineers on here will get it...

An engineer was returning to North America after a short stint in Poland, flying on a rickety little plane owned and operated by the Polish government. It was a boring flight, not being able to speak to the passengers on the plane because he did not speak Polish, until they hit really rough weather. In fact, it was so rough that all of the plane's systems began to malfunction and become very unstable.

When it seemed that all was lost, one of the pilots came out and asked if there was anyone in the plane who could help out in any way...

The engineer stood, grabbed the microphone and ordered all the passengers to move to the left side of the airplane. Once they complied, the airplane immediately stopped tumbling and rolling, and all onboard systems stabilized.

Astonished, the pilot asked how the engineer had accomplished this.

The engineer replied: "well, it's elementary... any engineer worth his salt knows that the systems are always stable when all the poles are on the left hand side of the plane."



Astound your mathematician and engineer friends with THAT one!!! ;) :lol:

[stevengerard]

ha ha :rolleyes:

[Bluerauder]

Engineer joke: most of you will go "?? what??" but I wonder if any of the engineers on here will get it...

The engineer replied: "well, it's elementary... any engineer worth his salt knows that the systems are always stable when all the poles are on the left hand side of the plane."

Control Theory ....... S-plane or complex plane.

[Dr Caleb]

Astound your mathematician and engineer friends with THAT one!!! ;) :lol:

(collective groan . . .) Not bad! But it'll only work with a rare audience!

:shake: :stooges: :bop:

[Paul T. Casey]

Nice one Steve, I liked it, but then again Iread a quantum theory book for amusement once too. BTW, I hope my wife would vote the fourth choice.

[Krytin]

This is so not right! LOL

[Paul T. Casey]

Krytin, dude, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Baaaadddd vote.

[dwasson]

What if you're bipolar?

[MERCMAN]

What if you're bipolar?


You get to vote TWICE :lol:

[Krytin]

Krytin, dude, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Baaaadddd vote.
Hey....a guy & his pole.....

this is still so not right!

[Paul T. Casey]

Whew!!!!!!

[Krytin]

Sorry for the scare Paul!

[dwasson]

BTW, the most dangerous animal on earth is the bipolar bear. You can't predict what it may do.

[Joe Walsh]

All these posts and no one mentioned the EXOTIC DANCER'S POLE!!!! ;) :rolleyes:

[dwasson]

All these posts and no one mentioned the EXOTIC DANCER'S POLE!!!! ;) :rolleyes:

We all knew that you had that covered.

[Marauderman]

Poles.........ah..there alright I suppose--the only problem I have ever seen with them is the polee author....which translates into this----it's the lack of proper statements / questions or choices to me to choose from that bugs me----what is available to choose from is not what I think of regarding the subject pole every time--duh...so at least have a write in maybe.....just can't seem to vote the thought that really counts ...so ....and what does it matter anyway---ok my 2cents .....time to go ..a way...gotcha.....bye....Tom

[FiveO]

I should start a poll saying should I start a poll.... ;)

[Mongoose]

Don't forget the tadpoles.

[mpearce]

What if you have Polio ??

-Mat

[prchrman]

where is the poll-i-nator... :D

[Patrick]

Don't forget the tadpoles.


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