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TheDealer
10-20-2004, 03:54 PM
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called turpentine."

The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."

The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass and he'll pass a Harley Davidson." :banana:

Lowell
10-20-2004, 04:17 PM
That is my kind of humor!

SHERIFF
10-20-2004, 05:52 PM
That is my kind of humor!
Oh yeah? :)

Try this one...................

A Young Lady once begat Triplets, named Nat, Pat and Tat.

It was fun in the breeding, but hell in the feeding!

For there was no tit for Tat! :D

MarauderMark
10-20-2004, 05:55 PM
:rofl: :rofl: :lol: Now the only problem will be to remember them tomorrow..

Patrick
10-20-2004, 11:26 PM
Way too funny!!!!!!!!! :rofl: :rofl: