Ode to the big ass bug.

[Logan]

Oh damn you bug.
Oh big ass bug.
Thou hath dropped on my head whilst cutting my grass.
Which promptly dropped me on my ass.
Flailing about like a big little weiner.
Because of you, I'm certainly no cleaner.

So in this spontaneous prose,
I harken ye all to know,
That the bug was a big one,
and it's fate all but done.

The bug was a bad ass,
but I killed it, bastard.


...I hate new houses. Too much damned wildlife thinkin' they still have a right to be all up in my crib. :bandit:

...and what the hell is with the lovey dovey smilies?:lovies2:

Yeesh....

[Bigdogjim]

See what happens when you don't pay attention....http://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/f/2jump.gifhttp://smilies.sofrayt.com/%5E/r/giggles.gif

[Silver_04]

Did the bug look like this perhaps?

http://www.home.earthlink.net/~ctt9/images/Cover1.jpg

[Smokie]

http://www.bio.umass.edu/biology/kunkel/jpegs/gp_f1.jpg

One of these little one's ????? :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[BruteForce]

...and what the hell is with the lovey dovey smilies?:lovies2:

Yeesh....


Smilies are under new management. :bunny2: :bunny:

[Mike Poore]

That Logan! He's really enjoying the relocation.

Just turn your back one time, for a few seconds and this is what happens! :lovies2:
Um, ....I'll wait a while before I back the Silver Barge next to him.:eek: