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TheDealer
11-16-2004, 08:02 AM
Years ago we had a women that worked in our office that was built like a brick
*** house!!! She had HUGE boobs. She came up to the parts counter one day with a note from here husband. She said she need this part and wasn't sure if it was a joke. She said is there really a part called a "pet ****"?
I told her yes it's just like a "pet rock" [this was years ago]. So then I told her that yes ther really was such a part and I have it in stock. Now she's reading here husbands note and says, he also wants to know if it's HARD to put in. I was on the floor, now remember this women was about 30 years old, here measuremnet were approx. 42, 26, 34. I never laughed so hard. You had to be there. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Patrick
11-16-2004, 08:51 AM
Ray do we have a little spare time on our hands!!!!!!!! :woohoo:

TheDealer
11-16-2004, 08:57 AM
LOL, actually I've been pretty busy but still manage to keep my sanity!!!!

Patrick
11-16-2004, 09:03 AM
You really should put warnings up with your post! :eek: :lol:

the_pack_rat
11-16-2004, 09:06 AM
LOL, actually I've been pretty busy but still manage to keep my sanity!!!!

Halloween photo ?.

Sposed' to be Mimi from the Drew Carry show ?.

:P

Eric

Sactown
11-16-2004, 09:08 AM
Too bad she didn't ask for a demo.

TheDealer
11-16-2004, 09:10 AM
I did!!! It said FUNNY!!!!

Patrick
11-16-2004, 09:15 AM
And here is his manager.

TheDealer
11-16-2004, 09:17 AM
LMAO.

The executive wash room!!!!

Mike Poore
11-16-2004, 09:20 AM
Years ago we had a women that worked in our office that was built like a brick
*** house!!! She had HUGE boobs. She came up to the parts counter one day with a note from here husband. She said she need this part and wasn't sure if it was a joke. She said is there really a part called a "pet ****"? Great story, Ray. Sort of like the one where the guy wants a flat bastard file. Thanks for sharing.:beer:

MERCMAN
11-16-2004, 10:08 AM
LOL, actually I've been pretty busy but still manage to keep my sanity!!!!



ARGHHHHH!! MY EYES<< MY EYES!!

CRUZTAKER
11-16-2004, 12:06 PM
The engineering team....those better be cigarettes.:bandit:

Bluerauder
11-16-2004, 12:08 PM
Sort of like the one where the guy wants a flat bastard file.
I don't need the bastard file ... but I could use a $#@*^%$ wrench !! :rofl:

Patrick
11-16-2004, 01:05 PM
The engineering team....those better be cigarettes.:bandit:

Way too cool!!!!!!!!!!!!
:bows: :bows: :high5:

danbike
11-16-2004, 01:27 PM
The device used by electricians to bend conduit was first sold by a company named "Hickey". In the trades, a hickey is a conduit bender. Go ask a newbie to go get a hickey in the stockroom.:beer:

martyo
11-16-2004, 09:26 PM
[I]still manage to keep my sanity!!!!

And just how is that measured???

Bigdogjim
11-16-2004, 09:36 PM
metric or standard?

Patrick
11-17-2004, 11:47 AM
The device used by electricians to bend conduit was first sold by a company named "Hickey". In the trades, a hickey is a conduit bender. Go ask a newbie to go get a hickey in the stockroom.:beer:

Not touching that one!!
:lol: :lol: