What is worse than lobsters on your piano?

[martyo]

Crabs on your organ.

[CRUZTAKER]

Man O man....I thought I was bored....medicated....and had way too much time on my shoulder.;)

[hdwrench]

wonders how many people on this site actually have a piano and if they did would they really care?! and are all these threads coming out of an old joke book?

:)

[jefferson-mo]

Crabs on your organ.


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[Bigdogjim]

wonders how many people on this site actually have a piano and if they did would they really care?! and are all these threads coming out of an old joke book?

:)

Could be a s-l-o-w day in court :P

[Donny Carlson]

There's a decided theme shaping up here, counselor.

[David Morton]

So the judge had a little too much to drink and threw up on himself one night, but he slept in the guest room and didn't think about it until court was in session that he was going to have to explain it to his wife, but he came up with what he thought was a plausible explanation during sentencing. Later, when he got home...

"Boy, what a day! I don't know if you noticed but I had a drunk in court yesterday threw up on me, but I hit him hard with 30 days for contempt today."

(wife) "Well you should've given him 60 'cause he ***** in your pants, too." :D

[Patrick]

Hey Marty, how about coming to one of my meetings???? Or just stop staying up and eating at Waffle House!!!!