Quotes from Dave Chappelle

[QWK SVT]

Piss On You (http://www.motospeak.com/speak/index.php?downloadring=1098454 080) (funny song)
Rick james gives it 4-thumbs down (http://www.motospeak.com/speak/index.php?downloadring=1100238 407)
Lil Jon impersonation (http://www.motospeak.com/speak/index.php?downloadring=1100020 704)

I've still gotta get the Season 1 DVD - Chappelle cracks me up, every time I see the show.

[TripleTransAm]

I've still gotta get the Season 1 DVD - Chappelle cracks me up, every time I see the show.

Picked it up in Austin TX before leaving... Have gotten through half of it and nearly died of laughter. One of the best skits ever: the spoof of the bed scene in Pretty Woman, runner up: the spoof of The Matrix.

[Patrick]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[merc]

Fa ****zle

[Grimor]

I like the blind black KKK leader.....

[Petrograde]

"I'm Rick James Bi-otch!"

[MM2004]

Where the hell did you get your avatar? ? ?

You're killing me! ! !

LMAO,

Mike.

I like the blind black KKK leader.....

[TripleTransAm]

How about rappers branching out into non-musical ventures, like sanitary pads?

[QWK SVT]

How about rappers branching out into non-musical ventures, like sanitary pads?
I'm also partial to the Redman Potty Fresh scene...
http://www.comedycentral.com/mp/play.jhtml?reposid=/multimedia/chappelle/showclips_s1/105_redman.html&setplayer=real_media

"The mother:censor: works like spray it in the toilet... The enzines and ish colaborate together - make some kinda mixture an' get all that ish... You got celery and lima beans and corn an' chicken bones an ish in here..."

[Grimor]

Where the hell did you get your avatar? ? ?

You're killing me! ! !

LMAO,

Mike. http://home.comcast.net/~montara/Smile.jpg
it always makes me laugh....

[Constable]

I have to say one of the funniest parts of the DVD is the end of the episode that airs the sneaker gang wars. At the end, during the credits, Tyrone Biggums is sitting in jail with General Cornrow Wallace. He falls asleep for about 2 seconds, then jumps up yelling about how the wolves are coming to get him... it's rediculously funny if you see it...

[Patrick]

http://home.comcast.net/~montara/Smile.jpg
it always makes me laugh....

Braces????
:laugh: :laugh:

[wchain]

Samuel L Jackson Beer

MMMMM-MMMM B :censor: TCH!

[01 Interceptor]

Samuel L Jackson Beer

MMMMM-MMMM B :censor: TCH!

It'll get ya drunk!

[wchain]

It'll get ya drunk!

Youll be f***** fat girls in no time, hell you might even fight a N*** or two!

MMMMM MMM B :censor: TCH!


"So what happened after prince beat you at basketball?"

"He served us pancakes"

[CRUZTAKER]

I was gonna mention Grimor's avitar earlier....funny as hell.:D

BTW: What happened to Redman's tv show that used to air weekly?

[wchain]

I was gonna mention Grimor's avitar earlier....funny as hell.:D

BTW: What happened to Redman's tv show that used to air weekly?


It flopped, you can only do so many "bling bling", and "rappers in da man's neighborhood" before it becomes not funny anymore. To me, it seemed like the show was all about making fun of white people.....

[hdwrench]

i havent read this thread... but am i the first person to ask "quotes by WHO?"

[Grimor]

i havent read this thread... but am i the first person to ask "quotes by WHO?" ever seen Half Baked?