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mcb26
02-25-2005, 07:43 AM
Check this out
http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/02/25/roadkill.candy.ap/index.html

Long Live #3
02-25-2005, 09:31 AM
'"It sends the wrong message to children, that it's OK to harm animals. And that's the wrong message, especially from a so-called wholesome corporation like Kraft," said society spokesman Matthew Stanton.'

That's just a load of bull crap. Just because the food looks like it's been run over means I'm going to go run over a deer or something. People are getting too hypocritical about some of the smallest things now. It's probably going to get so bad that people are going to sue just for doing something nice. It's getting WAY too out of hand.

MENINBLK
02-25-2005, 09:39 AM
It's getting WAY too out of hand.


He..he he...he he he... Let's BURN something... :flamer:

Remember Beavis and Butthead ?
The same thing was said of the antics they portrayed on television.
But telling your kids its only television wasn't enough...

Same thing here.
Its only candy, and if you are feeding your kids right,
they aren't going to eat the stuff anyway...

TAF
02-25-2005, 09:52 AM
There's a dead skunk in the middle of the road....

I One it...

I Two it....

I Three it......

Sactown
02-25-2005, 10:53 AM
Reminds me of the animal rights whackos who are all pissed off that the Fish and Game officers shot a 450lb tiger that was roaming through a Los Angeles suburb this past week. Now it is in cold storage at an "undisclosed location" to avoid the protesters. Lunacy. Instead have a $1,000 per plate Tiger barbeque and auction off the hide to raise funds for the zoo. It would sell out!

Vegas04
02-25-2005, 11:08 AM
'"It sends the wrong message to children, that it's OK to harm animals. And that's the wrong message, especially from a so-called wholesome corporation like Kraft," said society spokesman Matthew Stanton.'

That's just a load of bull crap. Just because the food looks like it's been run over means I'm going to go run over a deer or something. People are getting too hypocritical about some of the smallest things now. It's probably going to get so bad that people are going to sue just for doing something nice. It's getting WAY too out of hand.
This is already happening, I heard the other day that some lady sued (and recieved a judgement in her favor) two young girls for baking her cookies and putting them on her doorstep with a nice card. Apparently the girls had stayed at home at night instead of going to some big party, and baked cookies for all the neighbors. The old lady claimed that when the girls rang the doorbell she became scared that it was someone trying to kill her and had a panic attack, which caused her to have to go to the hospital. The jury felt the girls should have known that knocking on someones door after sundown could be interpreted as someone trying to cause harm, and the girls had to pay the old ladies medical bill. HOW MESSED UP IS THAT?!

This is proof positive that no good deed goes unpunished!

JohnnyB
02-25-2005, 11:46 AM
I'm not offended by this, however I think the concept is pretty stupid. Kid's eat this junk, right? What if a kid suffered the loss his dog because the dog got hit by a car? I think Kraft could have done better....

jgc61sr2002
02-25-2005, 12:09 PM
No matter what you do, you can't please everyone. :D Just a fact of life.

wsmylie
02-25-2005, 01:52 PM
Geeeze...."Dead Skunk In THe Middle Of The Road" Nearly forgot about that musical classic from the early seventies perfromed by some mental case lookin guy named Louden C. Wainwright III. "Crossing the highway late one night, he didn't look left and he didn't look right, he didn't see the station wagon car, the skunk got squashed and there you are...etc". They don't write em like that anymore. BILL
There's a dead skunk in the middle of the road....

I One it...

I Two it....

I Three it......

Donny Carlson
02-25-2005, 06:04 PM
There's a dead skunk in the middle of the road....

http://www.screenpictures.com/cards/sk02.gif

Crossin' the highway late last night
He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right
He didn't see the station wagon car
The skunk got squashed and there you are!

You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Take a whiff on me, that ain't no rose!
Roll up yer window and hold yer nose
You don't have to look and you don't have to see
'Cause you can feel it in your olfactory

You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

Yeah you got yer dead cat and you got yer dead dog
On a moonlight night you got yer dead toad frog
Got yer dead rabbit and yer dead raccoon
The blood and the guts they're gonna make you swoon!
You got yer
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
You got yer dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high Heaven!

C'mon stink!

You got it!
It's dead, it's in the middle
Dead skunk in the middle!
Dead skunk in the middle of the road
Stinkin' to high heaven!
All over the road, technicolor man!
Oh, you got pollution
It's dead, it's in the middle
And it's stinkin' to high, high Heaven!

Marauder386
02-25-2005, 09:52 PM
Yeah, send those Jersey loonies over ta the Cookie Ladys house at about 10pm...LOL...her husband will scare the bejeepers out of them and make them pay for the hospital bill....then hafta move outta town !!! OH THE HUMANITY !!

:cool:

Two Hawks
02-26-2005, 12:16 AM
The New Jersey Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals. :bs: :bs: :bs:

Sounds more like, The New Jersey Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Candy Animals. :2thumbs: :D :D