Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women . . .

[MM2004]

I'll probably catch h*ll for this, but here goes. .

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably >>let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a >>backup.

6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

3. A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman:

1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun!

[Haggis]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Mike Poore]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Lucky for him, he ain't gonna be at the CAM doo, Sunday. Lisa would bring an extra can of whoopass. :rofl:

[David Morton]

It's important that a man have a woman that gives him great sex when he needs it, that he have a woman that will take care of the incidental chores of daily life that he doesn't have the time or energy to do because of his work, that he have a woman who will bear him children and raise them according their agreed principles, and that he have a woman that admires and adores him for who and what he is, faults and all.

But most importantly, it is imperative that these four women never meet each other. :D

[jgc61sr2002]

You're definately in big trouble. :hide:

[MM2004]

Thanks David, :beer:

After being nervous for a couple of hours, I can see now focus will be directed at you thus getting me off the hook. :D

Mike.


It's important that a man have a woman that gives him great sex when he needs it, that he have a woman that will take care of the incidental chores of daily life that he doesn't have the time or energy to do because of his work, that he have a woman who will bear him children and raise them according their agreed principles, and that he have a woman that admires and adores him for who and what he is, faults and all.

But most importantly, it is imperative that these four women never meet each other. :D

[MARAUDER S/C #5]

:rolleyes: Speak for yourself............

If you prefer guns over women then your not a real man. :shot:

[Bluerauder]

But most importantly, it is imperative that these four women never meet each other. :D
:rofl: ^^^^^ :lol: ^^^^^ :rofl:

[MM2004]

WTF? :dunno:

:puke:

Quit being a :baby: and go clean your engine.

Mike.


:rolleyes: Speak for yourself............

If you prefer guns over women then your not a real man. :shot:

[Marauderman]

I'll probably catch h*ll for this, but here goes. .

10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9. You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

8. If you admire a friend's handgun and tell him so, he will probably >>let you try it out a few times.

7. Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun for a >>backup.

6. Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5. A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Handguns function normally every day of the month.

3. A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2. A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman:

1. You can buy a silencer for a handgun!


Gonna copy this---my LEO buddy just got married --he will love this or hate it--hummmmmm

[MARAUDER S/C #5]

WTF? :dunno:

:puke:

Quit being a :baby: and go clean your engine.

Mike.
I can see the truth hurts, huh? :P

[DefyantExWife]

:bs: :bs: :bs: :tmi:

[Bluerauder]

:bs: :bs: :bs: :tmi:
Sheeeeeeee's Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack !!! :rofl:

[MarauderMark]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Now That was funny and it wasn't what this thread is about..:whistle:

[Haggis]

:bs: :bs: :bs: :tmi:


Sorry, truth hurts....on both accounts!




:help:
:hide:



:rofl:

[DefyantExWife]

Sorry, truth hurts....on both accounts!




:help:
:hide:



:rofl:
:tantrum:

I'll be back with my *own* list :cool4:

[Haggis]

:tantrum:

I'll be back with my *own* list :cool4:

I hope you'll be checking it twice, trying to find out who's been naught and nice. Lisa Clause is coming to town. :rofl:

[DefyantExWife]

I hope you'll be checking it twice, trying to find out who's been naught and nice. Lisa Clause is coming to town. :rofl:

you are *such* an Ass :rolleyes:

[MARAUDER S/C #5]

:eek: .............................. ....................

[DefyantExWife]

Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Men



1. A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.

2. A beer lasts longer than seven seconds.

3. A beer won't expect you to cook dinner when you're not hungry.

4. A beer will never expect you to sit in the wet spot IT makes.

5. A beer doesn't care if you go shopping.

6. A beer doesn't mind when your mother visits.

7. A beer does as many chores as a man, with a LOT less complaining.

8. Having a beer can't make you pregnant.

9. If a beer had a sports car, it wouldn't love it more than you.

10. A beer wouldn't waste its money on Playbeer magazine.

11. A beer won't switch the TV channel.

12. A beer doesn't have to sleep with the windows open.

13. A beer doesn't care that you can't find your car's carburetor.

14. A beer doesn't belch. Or fart.

15. A beer doesn't have a mother.

16. A beer doesn't have friends who will drink your beer.

17. A beer wouldn't yell if you dented the car.

18. A beer won't get jealous if you enjoy another beer.

19. If the beer is finished before you are, you can have another beer.

20. Having a beer doesn't make you want to take a shower.

21. A beer will never drink the last beer.

22. A beer will never take the newspaper apart before you've read it.

23. When a beer is finished, it doesn't roll over and go to sleep.

24. A beer will never complain about your cooking.

25. A beer won't mind at all if you're not in the mood for beer.




well, that's the best I could come up with from Google. :hijack:


Haggis....... :poke:

[MARAUDER S/C #5]

:beer: .............................. .

[MM03MOK]

Bravo, Lisa!!!! :cheer:

[Bluerauder]

Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Men

1. A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.
Notice that this topic is always number 1. :rolleyes: Like it takes alot of effort to put the darn thing down if it, just by chance, happens to be in the UP position. Could be that there are alot of folks out there that are paranoid about fallin' in the bowl. :rofl:

P.S. Cute signature ... but I think I liked the other one better. :up:

[Ladyhawke]

you are *such* an Ass :rolleyes:


Yes I know Lisa, but I love him anyway. :help:

He's really not all that bad, just likes picking on people. You just happen to be his favorite target at the moment.

[DefyantExWife]

Yes I know Lisa, but I love him anyway. :help:

He's really not all that bad, just likes picking on people. You just happen to be his favorite target at the moment.

You do have your hands full, you poor dear :loco:

Actually, anytime I post something, he's the first person I look forward to hearing from :D but dont tell him i said that. He's definitely a .....:banana:

:rolleyes:

[Bradley G]

Notice that this topic is always number 1. :rolleyes: Like it takes alot of effort to put the darn thing down if it, just by chance, happens to be in the UP position [Quote]
Put the seat down befor you flush, and leave it there till next time.If you can see the bathroom from your entrance,(front door)keep the door closed.It is also a good idea to put a mirror outside the door facing out.This brings wealth and prosperity.However,..It does not make you a good spellir;)
Bradley G

[MARAUDER S/C #5]

Also make sure the paper unrolls from the front. :P
This is just common sense, but I know many lack this.:cool4:

[Haggis]

...Actually, anytime I post something, he's the first person I look forward to hearing from :D but dont tell him i said that. He's definitely a .....:banana:

:rolleyes:


Aaaaaaa....you do care!! http://smilies.sofrayt.com/fdm/sunglasses2.gif

[DefyantExWife]

Yeahhhh dont let it go to your head Haggis...


I still have one of *these* with your name on it.... just waiting......

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v682/snexus/index.jpg
:neener:

[David Morton]

Also make sure the paper unrolls from the front. :P
This is just common sense, but I know many lack this.:cool4:A man after my own heart. I know you don't have cats.

Expect flames from those flea bag lovers. They don't have common sense, but I'm a member of Cat-aholics Anonymous, and I understand the insanity of it all. I've been fur and flea-free for two years now, and my sponsor says it's time I reached out to help others afflicted with the disease of Catatonia.

For those of you stuck in the obsession, there is help if you want to get better. :D

[Bradley G]

Good Luck on your abstinance!
I have managed almost four years myself!:o
Bradley G
A man after my own heart. I know you don't have cats.

Expect flames from those flea bag lovers. They don't have common sense, but I'm a member of Cat-aholics Anonymous, and I understand the insanity of it all. I've been fur and flea-free for two years now, and my sponsor says it's time I reached out to help others afflicted with the disease of Catatonia.

For those of you stuck in the obsession, there is help if you want to get better. :D

[hitchhiker]

Reasons Why Beer is Better Than Men



1. A beer NEVER leaves the toilet seat up.

2. A beer lasts longer than seven seconds.

3. A beer won't expect you to cook dinner when you're not hungry.

4. A beer will never expect you to sit in the wet spot IT makes.

5. A beer doesn't care if you go shopping.

6. A beer doesn't mind when your mother visits.

7. A beer does as many chores as a man, with a LOT less complaining.

8. Having a beer can't make you pregnant.

9. If a beer had a sports car, it wouldn't love it more than you.

10. A beer wouldn't waste its money on Playbeer magazine.

11. A beer won't switch the TV channel.

12. A beer doesn't have to sleep with the windows open.

13. A beer doesn't care that you can't find your car's carburetor.

14. A beer doesn't belch. Or fart.

15. A beer doesn't have a mother.

16. A beer doesn't have friends who will drink your beer.

17. A beer wouldn't yell if you dented the car.

18. A beer won't get jealous if you enjoy another beer.

19. If the beer is finished before you are, you can have another beer.

20. Having a beer doesn't make you want to take a shower.

21. A beer will never drink the last beer.

22. A beer will never take the newspaper apart before you've read it.

23. When a beer is finished, it doesn't roll over and go to sleep.

24. A beer will never complain about your cooking.

25. A beer won't mind at all if you're not in the mood for beer.




well, that's the best I could come up with from Google. :hijack:


Haggis....... :poke:
That Politically Correct female deputy in Atlanta sure did a great job of protecting the public, didn't she.

I'm sure she thinks that she should still be promoted to captain.

Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood) said during the interview session in the movie Dirty Harry or Magnum Force


"That's a hell of a high price to pay for being stylish"

:(

[Silver03MM]

Thats an awesome one, I'm going to put that on the police forum I belong too.

[David Morton]

I think we owe Defyant an apology. He's probably going to be having a couple of trying days ahead. Reminds me of the old adage, "Let the sleeping dogs' lie." We shouldn't be saying these things about the "weaker vessels" out there. :D

DOH! Sorry about the "dogs" reference.

Now I guess it's gonna be, "Cry havoc! And let loose the dogs of war!" in the Defyant household.

Apology x3 Defyant. :o

[Donny Carlson]

Happiness is a warm gun.

Bang, bang.

Shoot, shoot.

[Bradley G]

If this gun is warm?,this experiment is over.
Bradley G
Happiness is a warm gun.

Bang, bang.

Shoot, shoot.

[Mike Poore]

8. Having a beer can't make you pregnant.

Yeh, but half a dozen of 'em can~! :rofl: