Ashton Kutcher and Daytona 500

[metroplex]

Hollywood actor Ashton Kutcher caused great offence at last month's Daytona 500, when he referred to the race as "the most redneck sport on the planet". Kutcher was chosen to host the honorary starter at the Florida event, but things soon got a little heated when Nascar bosses had a word with him about his attire. He says, "I offended the people down there... They got upset with me. "I'm doing a little press conference thing 'cause I'm the honorary starter and when I went down they told me that I couldn't wear blue jeans to the race. They said I had to wear khaki pants and like business attire. "So I'm in the press conference and I'm telling 'em about it and I'm like, 'This is like the most redneck sport on the planet and I can't wear blue jeans!' And when I said redneck they (gasped) like I was saying something horrible. I'm like, 'No! I'm a redneck. It's okay!' "But I've never watched a race in khakis before. And then I'm up there, starting the race... and I look out in the audience and I got my khakis on and nobody else has got khakis on... I felt really overdressed and uncomfortable."

"I didn't say a word, sir"

[hitchhiker]

"I didn't say a word, sir"
Kutcher grew up in Cedar Rapids, Iowa.

Isn't that a little north of the mason dixon line?

I'm have many 'hillbilly' relatives in Missouri (Mizz-Ur-Uh) and
Arkansas and I am quote proud of them!

Haven't seen their necks in awhile, so I'll make sure
to do so at our family reunion in June.

:D

[stormtroopin']

The Redneck Line has gotta be north of the Iowa border...where's my mullet?:beer:

[hitchhiker]

The Redneck Line has gotta be north of the Iowa border...where's my mullet?:beer:

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[Rob1559]

Just a short word to Ashton Kutcher....................... .