You're DEAD!

[Tallboy]

That's right-you're dead. Not only that, you have been MURDERED! Which detective-real or fictional, dead or alive, would you want working to find your killer?

Easy choice for me-Columbo. How 'bout you?

[Rider90]

McGruff, the crime fighting dog. He can do anything.

[Embassy]

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=60 17&stc=1








J/k.:D

[King Fubar]

Dirty Harry

[MM2004]

Dirty Harry. He will kill your killer. :D


That's right-you're dead. Not only that, you have been MURDERED! Which detective-real or fictional, dead or alive, would you want working to find your killer?

Easy choice for me-Columbo. How 'bout you?

[gdmjoe]

Elmer Fudd. :D

[fastblackmerc]

Elmer Fudd. :D
Barney Fife

[Donny Carlson]

That's right-you're dead. Not only that, you have been MURDERED! Which detective-real or fictional, dead or alive, would you want working to find your killer?

Easy choice for me-Columbo. How 'bout you?

It it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

(I have to go now, blood is shooting out my nose)

[martyo]

Sargent Mac.

[SouLRioT]

my father.

[teamrope]

Deputy dawg :)

[jgc61sr2002]

Kojack :D

[Big Joe P]

I'd pick Vic from "The Shield"

[fastblackmerc]

I'd pick Vic from "The Shield"
Andy Sipowitz (NYPD Blue) or any of the detectives from NYPD Blue for that matter.

[merc406]

Mannix, of coarse. He had one nice Cuda'.

[STLR FN]

Why it's elementary, the man who set the standards for everyone else to follow. Holmes, Sherlock Holms.

[IMAX]

Miami's Finest...

Crockett & Tubbs

Mike Lowery & Marcus Burnett

[MAD-3R]

Carl Kolchak

[Two Hawks]

"Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?"
"The Shadow knows!"

[MENINBLK]

The Justice League

[dwasson]

I'd pick Vic from "The Shield"

Yeah Vic Mackey!

[BillyGman]

Sargent Mac.
:baaa: :baaa: :baaa: :rofl:

[vpalhories]

That's right-you're dead. Not only that, you have been MURDERED! Which detective-real or fictional, dead or alive, would you want working to find your killer?

Easy choice for me-Columbo. How 'bout you?
Jack Bauer for me!

[Haggis]

Fish from Barney Miller. :help:

[Mike Poore]

Holmes, John Holmes. No, wait, someone's already got that one. ;)


Um, Bond, James Bond. :gangster:

[seans]

The blind cop thats on tv now. His partner is hot and I don't mean the dog.

[CBT]

Charlies Angels. The old AND the new ones, all running around and asking questions, running around chasing people, and just running around for dramatic effect and stuff. And they would corner the killer in a trampoline factory for MORE dramatic effect!! What was the question?

[Cobra25]

Miami's Finest...

Crockett & Tubbs

Mike Lowery & Marcus Burnett Crockett & Tubbs sounds good to me Miami Vice !

[captJ696]

:) MANNIX........detective? ahh, private.

[edit post]

AND...........Angie Dickerson!!!!!!!!! :banana:

[TAF]

It's a "toss-up"...between

Cannon

http://www.tvclassic.net/programs/cannon/cannon_2.jpg

Or "Police Woman"....*uh....Angie Dickinson in the taxi scene from Dressed To Kill is still etched in my mind...let alone Big, Bad, Momma*

http://www.kfcplainfield.com/tv/policewoman3.jpg

[captJ696]

YES!!!!!!!!!Angie, I forgot about her.! I need to change my first post. :beer: :beer: :beer:

[duhtroll]

Fargo North Decoder.

-A

[O's Fan Rich]

I don't think my wife would want any of them working on my murder case.
She does not like closed in spaces.

:alone:

But, I'd want Scooby Doo. Hopefully they'd give me a ride in the mystery mobile, wait, I'm dead......

[RoyLPita]

Gill Grissom

[Dr Caleb]

Constable Benton Fraser, of course!

[hitchhiker]

Kojack :D

Steve McGarret from Hawaii Five-O... Love that black merc.!

Book 'em Dano.

:D

[hitchhiker]

It's a "toss-up"...between

Cannon

http://www.tvclassic.net/programs/cannon/cannon_2.jpg

Or "Police Woman"....*uh....Angie Dickinson in the taxi scene from Dressed To Kill is still etched in my mind...let alone Big, Bad, Momma*

http://www.kfcplainfield.com/tv/policewoman3.jpg

I liked Cannon's car too!

:D

[ckadiddle]

Does FHP do murder investigations? I only want Marauders on my case.

[MaLo03]

"Have no Fear, UnderDog Is here"
It's "UnderDog" for me

[Dark_Knight7096]

Either my father, Fox Mulder <~~ he can figure anything out, Agent Starling, Johnny Depp's character from "From Hell", or BATMAN!!

[merc]

Esther Anderson (Aunt Esther) Sanford and Son

[MERCMAN]

Either Steve McQueen or Nash Bridges(Don Johnson). Nash for the car,, and McQueen because the sun never sets on cool! :coolman:

[Haggis]

Fish from Barney Miller. :help:

My second choice would be Beretta (sp?).

Don't go to bed with no crime on your head....oh no...don't do it.
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time....don't do it
And keep your eye on the sparrow...when the going gets narrow.

[Bluerauder]

Which detective-real or fictional, dead or alive, would you want working to find your killer?
Axel Foley ...................... (Eddie Murphy from Beverly Hills Cop). :D

[merc]

Cheeck & Chong

They helped me make through get High School. The study of Immunology of our protection from foreign macromolecules would not be the same without this crew.

[Tallboy]

Great answers, guys! But, so far, nobody has mentioned my second choice-Jim Rockford.:cool:

I figured to see a "Thomas Magnum" in here, too...;)

[SouLRioT]

Fiction - Monk

[Dr Caleb]

Cheeck & Chong

They helped me make through get High School. The study of Immunology of our protection from foreign macromolecules would not be the same without this crew.


Tommy Chong owns a local store, "Two Guys with Pipes" (no web presence, cause that's illegal). Most of the pipes are glass, with places to hold water. You figure it out ;)

Fine Edmonton boy. ;)

[RoyLPita]

Great answers, guys! But, so far, nobody has mentioned my second choice-Jim Rockford.:cool:

I figured to see a "Thomas Magnum" in here, too...;)

Give it time. You might get one or two with a possible "Who's that?"

[Mard]

I'd like to look down upon Charles Angels.:drool:

[DL04]

FLETCH!!! :cool:

[Dark_Knight7096]

I have a good one
Dudley Dooright of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police!!!!

Him and Horse could figure it out in a jiffy.

How about Frank Martin from "The Transporter", he's not really a dective or investigator but he could probly get the job done.

[merc]

Boris Karloff,
Chinese Detective

The Mr. Wong Mysteries

That's got to be the answer, what did I win :banana:

[GodOSpeed]

Encylopedia Brown would be a decent change from the Detectives we have in my neck of the woods!

[jdando]

Pamela Anderson from the TV show VIP, to bad I am dead :(

[dwasson]

My second choice would be Beretta (sp?).

Don't go to bed with no crime on your head....oh no...don't do it.
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time....don't do it
And keep your eye on the sparrow...when the going gets narrow.

Yeah, he's smart. He can be 50 feet away from his wife while she is being shot, looking for his gun, and still get away with it.

[CBT]

Harrison Ford's character from 'Bladerunner'. He ain't afraid to shoot a robot ho in the back.

[Bluerauder]

Here's are few not on the list yet:

John Shaft (where are you "merc"??)
Sam Spade
Peter Gunn
Phillip Marlowe
Mike Hammer
Nick and Nora Charles
Barnaby Jones
Banacek
Brannigan
Dr. Mark Sloan (Diagnosis Murder)
Dr. Quincy, M.D.
Honey West (anybody remember her??)
Joe Mannix
Perry Mason/Paul Drake
Remmington Steele
David Addison/Maddie Hayes

[Sully008]

Mine would be Will Smith's character from I, Robot. Don't remember his name though. Second choice would be Remington Steele (used to watch that when I was a kid). Third would be Starsky and Hutch (not the movie, the originals)

[TAF]

Uh...how 'bout T.J. Hooker

http://www.serienoldies.de/images5/hooker_shatner.jpg








Starring Heather Locklear.....

http://www.morphizm.com/images/heather.jpg

[Dark_Knight7096]

Here's one that hasn't been mentioned yet:

a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Michael Knight, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the powerless, the helpless in a world of criminals who operate above the law.

Micheal Knight, oh yea, and if he can't do it, we'll call Team Knight Rider and they will take care of it all

[merc]

Who's the black private dick / That's a sex machine to all the chicks? / SHAFT! / Ya damn right!

Who is the man that would risk his neck / For his brother man? / SHAFT! / Can you dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out / When there's danger all about? / SHAFT! / Right On!

They say this cat Shaft is a bad mother... / SHUT YOUR MOUTH! / I'm talkin' 'bout Shaft. / THEN WE CAN DIG IT!

Thanks for reminding me Bluerauder

[CRUZTAKER]

Sargent Mac.
:up: good answer.

[cyclone03]

John Wayne as "Mc Q".

[grzellmer]

V.I.P. Pam Anderson - Cause she carries the biggest guns!!

[Bigdogjim]

Ok go here http://www.xmission.com/~emailbox/burkespics2.htm

Capt.Amos Burke---------Gene Barry--------Burke's Law :2thumbs:

[Bluerauder]

Capt.Amos Burke---------Gene Barry--------Burke's Law :2thumbs:
I liked his "patrol car", too !!! I didn't know what a Bentley was until Burke's Law. :D

[merc406]

Charles Bronson as Paul Kersey in the Death Wish saga's.......

[the fat bastid]

lenny briscoe
...or robocop

[MaLo03]

Here are a few unmentioned:

"Elliot Ness" of the Untouchables,
The Foxy "Foxy Brown"
How could we forget "Dick Tracy"
Hardy Boys Nancy Drew

Anyone from Brooklyn may have heard of a NARC back in the early 80's we dubbed "RedBeard" obviously for his long red beard. He was the badest NARC the 83rd preceint had.

[stevencory]

http://www.killermovies.com/images/movies/underdog.jpg

When criminals in this world appear
And break the laws that they should fear
And frighten all who see or hear
The cry goes up both far and near
For Underdog! Underdog! Underdog! Underdog!

Speed of lightning, roar of thunder
Fighting all who rob or plunder

Underdog. Underdog!

When in this world the headlines read
Of those whose hearts are filled with greed
Who rob and steal from those who need
To right this wrong with blinding speed
Goes Underdog! Underdog! Underdog! Underdog!

Speed of lightning, roar of thunder
Fighting all who rob or plunder
Underdog. Underdog!

[gray bear]

I don't know about anywhere else, but here all you need is a
Ranger ...... Walker Texas Ranger

[djmcnary]

I gotta go for Brisco, or Jim West and Artimus Gordon!


Wild Wild West baby!

[fastblackmerc]

I gotta go for Brisco, or Jim West and Artimus Gordon!


Wild Wild West baby!
The Green Hornet & Kato.......

[DL04]

Inspector Clouseau!

[Paul T. Casey]

I'm dead, right? Therefore I'd go with a Brad Pitt or Steve McQueen type for the "Widow Casey" to pal around with. Don't want her hanging with any wimpy girlie men when I'm gone.

[Captain Steve]

It's a simple choice really..


http://www.ateamshrine.co.uk/gallery/image22.jpg

[BruteForce]

I pity tha foo.

[Mad1]

There's an old Polish proverb ... don't forget the 1970's detective Thomas Banacek.

For you young whippersnappers ... that's George Peppard before he got old, slow and fat holding up Mr. T's jewelry.

Since I'm the kind of guy likely to get murdered over/by/with/ a priceless piece of art, I want the insurance industry's best man on the case.

http://george-peppard.wikiverse.org/media/e/ef/georgepeppard.jpg

[Mike Poore]

It's a "toss-up"...between

Cannon

http://www.tvclassic.net/programs/cannon/cannon_2.jpg

Of course you kids don't remember, but that's William Conrad, and he was Mat Dillon on the Gunsmoke Radio series, as well. He was one bad dude as Marshal of Dodge City, KS. I'll take him. :)

[dwasson]

Of course you kids don't remember, but that's William Conrad, and he was Mat Dillon on the Gunsmoke Radio series, as well. He was one bad dude as Marshal of Dodge City, KS. I'll take him. :)

Yeah Mike but he was hard on a horse.

[dwasson]

Do any of you remember Harry O? The writers didn't want to ever have to do a car chase so they just said that he didn't own a car. When the network complained and told them that he must have a car, they gave him a car but it was always broke down and in the shop. I liked that show.

[Tallboy]

What about "Simon and Simon"? I liked that show...

[MaLo03]

How's about

"Secret Squirrel"

[IMAX]

Inch High, Private Eye?

[Mike Poore]

Yeah Mike but he was hard on a horse.He was a big guy with a huge voice. I've seen photo's of him from the 50's when he was a lot leaner. BTW, you guys can listen to the old Gunsmoke radio shows on WAMU, on line, or 88.5 FM in the DC area, on Sunday Nights at 8PM. I never miss it. :D

[mcb26]

Maxwell Smart and 99, Liked that Sunbeam Tiger

[cyclone03]

Maxwell Smart and 99, Liked that Sunbeam Tiger

I LIKED 99!

[cyclone03]

Maybe Super Chicken.

But I have to agree I don't want the widow cyclone to hang out with any wimps so I have to go with Frank Bullit or Harry Calahan.

[Bluerauder]

I LIKED 99!
Yeah, me too !!! :D Funny thing is that when I was 19, Barbara Feldon was hot. As I got older and started to see her in reruns, I realized what a really boney woman she was. Probably closer to a 54 or a 65 than to a 99 !!! :rofl:

[Sactown]

There is only one S/Ced crime fighter...Inspector Gadget!

[dwasson]

Mrs Peel.

James, go to your room.

[wsmylie]

Yeah, me too !!! :D Funny thing is that when I was 19, Barbara Feldon was hot. As I got older and started to see her in reruns, I realized what a really boney woman she was. Probably closer to a 54 or a 65 than to a 99 !!! :rofl: Yep....know what ya mean. Had a terrible crush on 99 as a teenager. After seeing the reruns in recent years I really don't know what the big attraction was though. Anyway.... gotta go with Inspector Jacque Cloueseau (spelling??) "How was I to know the bank was a being a roobbed?" "I was engageda in my sworn duty as a police officer." "How can a blind man be a lookout? How can an idiot be a policeman?" "You plaaay your musical instrument and people give you their moooney?" Priceless stuff...my hero. If he isn't available to handle the investigation of my untimely demise than please go with Charlie Chan and his number one son.