Surrealist Compliment Generator

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This is kinda fun....The Surrealist Compliment Generator (http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG)

An ocean-going tin of crosseyed mussels could never match the melodious burblings of your sister's husband.

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"You have no socially redeaming value."

Whoa... how'd it know?

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I get the pervert page.. :rolleyes:

"You wear your breasts to their full extent, like a man with an uncontrollable bulge in his apartment. "

[QWK SVT]

I get the pervert page.. :rolleyes:

"You wear your breasts to their full extent, like a man with an uncontrollable bulge in his apartment. "
That's not half as bad as the one about my banana :confused: :confused:


Your delightful banana reminds me of a cosmonaut in high heels.

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I get the pervert page.. :rolleyes:

"You wear your breasts to their full extent, like a man with an uncontrollable bulge in his apartment. "

You missed this one,
"The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile."

"Your sweet voice is like the snap of a bra strap upon a sun burnt back."

OUCH !!! :bigcry:

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Here's one for Marty...

" 'Lo, EUREKA,' I yelled into the cat, 'Thou art truly laborious and divergent.
My nose bleeds for your impending encounter with the front fender of a Mercedes Benz.' : :D

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This one is for BillyG...

"My elbow sockets sharpen pencils when you pass by on divine fumes of industrial combustion."