Today, I am the baddest lawyer in New York City!

[martyo]

I am usually in Court most days. Well, today my hearings are all by telephone, so I don't need a suit! Ahhh, the small pleasures in life....

Anyway, no suit and some warm weather, means that the leather jacket makes its spring debut. Gosh it feels good to be in leather!! Too bad I can't wear this jacket to Court!

:P

[Petrograde]

damn! no fair!

I wish I could fix helicopters over the phone!

Maybe I'm just lazy,.. I need to hit the Lotto!

[Bradley G]

Heck Marty, You could do your lawyering in your grundies today!:D

Enjoy the nice weather!:P
Bradley G
I know you have one of your snappy come backs!

[RoyLPita]

I am usually in Court most days. Well, today my hearings are all by telephone, so I don't need a suit! Ahhh, the small pleasures in life....

Anyway, no suit and some warm weather, means that the leather jacket makes its spring debut. Gosh it feels good to be in leather!! Too bad I can't wear this jacket to Court!

:P

With legal Knievel, I thought you already had that title for a while.

[Slowpoke]

I have not worn a suit to the office for 15 years..... it's nice to be the boss!

on the other hand.... I gotta deal with employees - sometimes I think I'd rather wear a suit!

[martyo]

I have not worn a suit to the office for 15 years..... it's nice to be the boss!

on the other hand.... I gotta deal with employees - sometimes I think I'd rather wear a suit!


I wear a suit and I am the boss. Neither is good. :P

[MENINBLK]

I see the boss was in EARLY today !
Are you making up for yesterday ? LOL :rofl:

[bigslim]

Tell the truth Marty, you probably sitting around in your "tighty-whities" watching Ellen and Oprah.

[ParkRanger]

Anyway, no suit and some warm weather, means that the leather jacket makes its spring debut. Gosh it feels good to be in leather!! Too bad I can't wear this jacket to Court!

:P

Dude: You need to move to the West Coast! :coolman:
And they have "special clubs" where guys wear leather all the time. :rolleyes:

PR :burnout:

[CBT]

Dude: You need to move to the West Coast! :coolman:
And they have "special clubs" where guys wear leather all the time. :rolleyes:

PR :burnout:
Ouch! Don't ask, don't tell huh?

[SHERIFF]

Too bad I can't wear this jacket to Court!
:P


If you haven't seen it yet......... you absolutely have to see the movie "My Cousin Vinny"! :D

[MENINBLK]

If you haven't seen it yet......... you absolutely have to see the movie "My Cousin Vinny"! :D

ah...Whatsa ute ?

[TAF]

If you haven't seen it yet......... you absolutely have to see the movie "My Cousin Vinny"! :D
Was that this week's Jailhouse Movie of the Week? I'm surprised they let you guys watch movies in there.....

[Donny Carlson]

Was that this week's Jailhouse Movie of the Week? I'm surprised they let you guys watch movies in there.....
http://www.filmwise.com/contests/contest_01/image_07a.jpg

Marisa Tomei responds:

"That Todd, he slays me!"

[SHERIFF]

Was that this week's Jailhouse Movie of the Week? I'm surprised they let you guys watch movies in there.....



Yes. They let me have anything I want because I am special.

[ParkRanger]

Yes. They let me have anything I want because I am special.

Is that your actual patrol unit?

PR :burnout:

[SHERIFF]

Is that your actual patrol unit?

PR :burnout:


No. The image is 32 years old. The Plymouth is a 1973 model. :D

[DEFYANT]

Squirrel :rolleyes:

[TAF]

No. The image is 32 years old. The Plymouth is a 1973 model. :D
I like the more recent image better...image...mug shot...same thing.....

http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0225/4232805.jpg

<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD>Suspect Nabbed in Police Impersonation Case </TD></TR><TR><TD>http://www.wjla.com/images/rss.gif (http://www.wjla.com/syndicate/) Friday February 25, 2005 12:26pm</B> </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top align=middle>http://www.wjla.com/images/shim.gif</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=128 align=left border=0 valign="top"><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD>http://216.250.230.16/fp_arrest2_0301.gif</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><!-- CHECK TEXT--><!-- new--><!-- found=Prince William Count-1489--><!-- found=Alexandria-77-->Alexandria, Va. (AP) - A Charlottesville man was arrested on charges of pulling over a driver in Alexandria (website</B> (http://www.wjla.com/externalwebsite.hrb?website=ht tp://ci.alexandria.va.us/) - news</B> (http://www.wjla.com/search.hrb?s=key&k=alexandria)) and claiming to be a police officer, authorities said Friday.
<!PARA1!>
Steven W. Shifflett, 51, was arrested at his home on Feb. 18 and charged with impersonating a police officer. He was later released on bond.
<!PARA2!>
According to police, Shifflett was driving a dark blue Ford Crown Victoria - a type of car commonly used by police - when he made a predawn traffic stop on Seminary Road late last year. But the man he allegedly pulled over is a retired police officer who began asking questions, at which point the suspect drove away.
<!PARA3!>
"It bothers us that this guy is a Charlottesville resident and he's in Alexandria at 5:30 in the morning on Dec. 16. Why? It begs the question why is this guy up in our area, and what's he been doing, and how many people has he stopped before?" said Lt. John Crawford, an Alexandria Police spokesman. Alexandria is about 110 miles northeast of Charlottesville.
<!PARA4!>
Crawford said there were no other reported cases of police impersonation in Alexandria. But police are concerned about any unreported incidents, or similar crimes that might have happened elsewhere in the Washington, D.C., area.
<!PARA5!>
"We're asking in this region, hey, take a look at this guy and tell us if you've got anything similar to this," Crawford said.
<!PARA6!>
There have been unsolved police impersonation cases in Prince William Count (website</B> (http://www.wjla.com/externalwebsite.hrb?website=ht tp://www.co.prince-william.va.us/) - news</B> (http://www.wjla.com/search.hrb?s=key&k=william co)) y in recent months, but Crawford said Shifflett does not match the description of that suspect. </B></STRONG></SPAN></B></STRONG></SPAN>

</B>

[SHERIFF]

I like the more recent image better...image...mug shot...same thing.....

http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0225/4232805.jpg

<TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD>Suspect Nabbed in Police Impersonation Case </TD></TR><TR><TD>http://www.wjla.com/images/rss.gif (http://www.wjla.com/syndicate/) Friday February 25, 2005 12:26pm</B> </TD></TR><TR><TD vAlign=top align=middle>http://www.wjla.com/images/shim.gif</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width=128 align=left border=0 valign="top"><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD>http://216.250.230.16/fp_arrest2_0301.gif</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE><!-- CHECK TEXT--><!-- new--><!-- found=Prince William Count-1489--><!-- found=Alexandria-77-->Alexandria, Va. (AP) - A Charlottesville man was arrested on charges of pulling over a driver in Alexandria (website</B> (http://www.wjla.com/externalwebsite.hrb?website=ht tp://ci.alexandria.va.us/) - news</B> (http://www.wjla.com/search.hrb?s=key&k=alexandria)) and claiming to be a police officer, authorities said Friday.
<!PARA1!>
Steven W. Shifflett, 51, was arrested at his home on Feb. 18 and charged with impersonating a police officer. He was later released on bond.
<!PARA2!>
According to police, Shifflett was driving a dark blue Ford Crown Victoria - a type of car commonly used by police - when he made a predawn traffic stop on Seminary Road late last year. But the man he allegedly pulled over is a retired police officer who began asking questions, at which point the suspect drove away.
<!PARA3!>
"It bothers us that this guy is a Charlottesville resident and he's in Alexandria at 5:30 in the morning on Dec. 16. Why? It begs the question why is this guy up in our area, and what's he been doing, and how many people has he stopped before?" said Lt. John Crawford, an Alexandria Police spokesman. Alexandria is about 110 miles northeast of Charlottesville.
<!PARA4!>
Crawford said there were no other reported cases of police impersonation in Alexandria. But police are concerned about any unreported incidents, or similar crimes that might have happened elsewhere in the Washington, D.C., area.
<!PARA5!>
"We're asking in this region, hey, take a look at this guy and tell us if you've got anything similar to this," Crawford said.
<!PARA6!>
There have been unsolved police impersonation cases in Prince William Count (website</B> (http://www.wjla.com/externalwebsite.hrb?website=ht tp://www.co.prince-william.va.us/) - news</B> (http://www.wjla.com/search.hrb?s=key&k=william co)) y in recent months, but Crawford said Shifflett does not match the description of that suspect. </B></STRONG></SPAN></B></STRONG></SPAN>

</B>


I agree 100%.

[MI2QWK4U]

Yes. They let me have anything I want because I am special.

That include a soap on a rope?

[SHERIFF]

That include a soap on a rope?


If I so desire.

[BigMerc]

What you guys don't get is that he, (Shifflett) thrives on the attention, so you can't embarass him because he feels all attention is good attention.

Squirrel? yes, Odd? Yes, police wannabe? yes, embarrassed? nope!!!


He's not right, he has an obsession he takes up the mantle of unmasking impersonators, all the while commiting the same crime..

He looks at all the threads about him and brags he is so important that all these people talk about him. he has achieved something he wants, even though it came through an arrest.

He at best will get a fine and probation as it is only a misdemeanor, unlike here where it is a felony.

remember the sign at the zoo....don'T feed the monkey!!

[Donny Carlson]

What you guys don't get is that he, (Shifflett) thrives on the attention, so you can't embarass him because he feels all attention is good attention.

Squirrel? yes, Odd? Yes, police wannabe? yes, embarrassed? nope!!!


He's not right, he has an obsession he takes up the mantle of unmasking impersonators, all the while commiting the same crime..

He looks at all the threads about him and brags he is so important that all these people talk about him. he has achieved something he wants, even though it came through an arrest.

He at best will get a fine and probation as it is only a misdemeanor, unlike here where it is a felony.

remember the sign at the zoo....don'T feed the monkey!!
Perhaps we should buy him one of these:

http://www.bobfromaccounting.com/bfastore/attentionwhore_large.jpg

[SHERIFF]

Perhaps we should buy him one of these:



As bigMerc said, I am not the one making me the center of attention in this subject. Perhaps the others need the t-shirt? :)