N40GL
04-06-2005, 01:30 PM
You gotta love this Sheriff! Stolen from CalibrePress:
Pink cuffs
The latest weapon in the humiliation arsenal of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio was recently introduced with great fanfare in Phoenix, Arizona. The toughest sheriff in the land has purchased pink handcuffs. The good news is that the cuffs are not a concession to the fashion conscious prisoner, rather they are designed to cause an inmate embarrassment so he’ll think twice the next time he or she’s going to knock over a liquor store. The bad news is the handcuffs cost about a buck more than the regular ones. Sheriff Joe also had some advice for the folks over at Major League Baseball for handling that nasty steroid scandal. Joe says he’d require guilty players to wear pink uniforms and shoes with matching bats and gloves. Brilliant!
Pink cuffs
The latest weapon in the humiliation arsenal of Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio was recently introduced with great fanfare in Phoenix, Arizona. The toughest sheriff in the land has purchased pink handcuffs. The good news is that the cuffs are not a concession to the fashion conscious prisoner, rather they are designed to cause an inmate embarrassment so he’ll think twice the next time he or she’s going to knock over a liquor store. The bad news is the handcuffs cost about a buck more than the regular ones. Sheriff Joe also had some advice for the folks over at Major League Baseball for handling that nasty steroid scandal. Joe says he’d require guilty players to wear pink uniforms and shoes with matching bats and gloves. Brilliant!