I used to work as a lifeguard....

[martyo]

.....until some blue kid got me fired.

[2003 MIB]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Thanks for the morning lift!


.....until some blue kid got me fired.

[RoyLPita]

That woke me up. Thanx!

[MarauderMark]

.....until some blue kid got me fired.


OKaaayeeee.. :lol:

[martyo]

Thanks for the morning lift!

Giving you "the morning lift" is your wife's job!

Then again what do I know? I was dating a midget. I was nuts over her! :D

[2003 MIB]

Giving you "the morning lift" is your wife's job!

Then again what do I know? I was dating a midget. I was nuts over her! :D
He's on a roll, Folks!!! I predict he'll work the summer season at the Catskills-
Shecky Ochs!

[martyo]

He's on a roll, Folks!!! I predict he'll work the summer season at the Catskills-
Shecky Ochs!

I'll be here 'til Tuesday. Try the Borscht!

[RoyLPita]

"Don't forget to tip your waitresses." :lol:

As for your answer to your question to the now closed thread, I use it at work & it is done for free= NO Commission.

[Rider90]

Giving you "the morning lift" is your wife's job!

Then again what do I know? I was dating a midget. I was nuts over her! :D

Did anyone else get that?? NICE! :baaa:

[Lowell]

Damn, and now I know why Judy won't go to public places with me. I think, then blurt out the same.

[Donny Carlson]

Giving you "the morning lift" is your wife's job!

Then again what do I know? I was dating a midget. I was nuts over her! :D
You people think this is a joke? Pshaw!

Here's a picture of Marty's girlfriend we found in the glove box of Legal Knevil:

http://bridgetthemidget.com/images/bridget18.jpg

[Gunslinger]

...we found in the glove box...



Nice... :D

[jefferson-mo]

:neener:



:rasta:

[martyo]

You people think this is a joke? Pshaw!

Here's a picture of Marty's girlfriend we found in the glove box of Legal Knevil:

http://bridgetthemidget.com/images/bridget18.jpg

I can't see the picture. Y'all are teasing me!!

[Donny Carlson]

I can't see the picture. Y'all are teasing me!!
You may need to disable NetNanny.:)

Try this link:

http://bridgetthemidget.com/home.html

[martyo]

You may need to disable NetNanny.:)

Try this link:

http://bridgetthemidget.com/home.html

Darn it Donny, the link isn't working. Please e-mail me the picture.

[MARAUDER S/C #5]

Midgets Are Just Right...........:P

[RoyLPita]

.....until some blue kid got me fired.

I know where you heard that joke from. Either way, it is hilarious no matter who tells it.

[MaLo03]

huh :confused:
you guys lost me.