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dwasson
05-31-2005, 03:52 PM
Military Urges Use of Non-religious Insults

Addressing concerns about the treatment of detainees at the U.S. detention facility in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, the head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff today announced today that the U.S. was issuing a list of approved taunts for use on all detainees in U.S. custody.

Speaking at a press conference at the Pentagon, Air Force Gen. Richard Myers said that the U.S. military would have “zero tolerance” for religion-based taunting on detainees, adding, “There are so many other things that you can taunt prisoners about.”

Gen. Myers said that any guard at Guantanamo who is using religion as the basis of taunts “just isn’t using his or her imagination.”

The list of approved taunts, compiled by the U.S. military after searching the joke files of insult comics across the country as well as a database of inner-city “snaps” or put-downs, will be issued to all military guards at Guantanamo, effective immediately, Gen. Myers said.

Gen. Myers used part of his press conference to demonstrate how the approved taunts might be used, as he tried out one of his favorite taunts from the list on a subordinate, Air Force Major Hogan Reigert.

“Major Reigert, you are so ugly, if you entered an ugly contest they would say, sorry, no professionals,” he said. “Having said that, I want you to know that I respect your religion and your right to practice it.”

teamrope
05-31-2005, 04:00 PM
Haji, Your mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks at a road atlas, she can see people waving back at her. Having said that, I want you to know that I respect your religion and your right to practice it.

Kinda like that?:D

2003 MIB
05-31-2005, 04:14 PM
Akmed, everyone says you are so ugly that your mother must have mated with a camel. I tell them , "No, there are things even a camel won't do!" Please continue to exercise your human right to worship as you please.

Bluerauder
05-31-2005, 04:23 PM
Kinda like that?:D
BJ ... I remember when "Your mother wears combat boots" was a slam. Now it is a pretty common occurrence. :D

teamrope
05-31-2005, 05:54 PM
BJ ... I remember when "Your mother wears combat boots" was a slam. Now it is a pretty common occurrence. :D
How true. :)

CBT
05-31-2005, 06:39 PM
Ahkmeds momma's so fat, when she slipped in the ocean Spain stuck a flag in her butt and claimed her.

Pray in Peace. And in War.

2003 MIB
05-31-2005, 06:44 PM
Ahkmed, your mama is soooooo ugly...

(How ugly is she?)

You can put her face in dough and make gorilla cookies.

Having said that, I want you to know that I respect your religion and your right to practice it.:D