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RCSignals
03-13-2003, 10:23 PM
http://greggers_gq.tripod.com/antican/antican1.html


:D :cool:
vaderv
03-14-2003, 02:41 AM
:flamer: wuuuuuhahahahahha
looking97233
03-14-2003, 04:13 AM
I might need to move to Ontario.
Logan
03-14-2003, 06:33 AM
mmmmmm....
DHULK
03-15-2003, 04:06 PM
THAT WERE OUR CAR IS MADE!!!!!!

OOOHHH HOW EVIL THAT IS.
nomad
03-15-2003, 04:10 PM
Check out the "Canadian Links" at the bottom of the page,eh?
SergntMac
03-16-2003, 03:14 PM
Hey! I speak Canadian, I didn't know I was bilingual!
TripleTransAm
03-16-2003, 03:45 PM
Damn. You've discovered our plot.

It was a damned good one, too. First we were saturating the US auto market with booby-trapped GenMotors F-bodies built here near Montreal... we rigged the LS1 engines with lethal pushrods that would snap at high RPM on mis-shifts and impale all spectators watching the drags. Our next phase (ingeniously code-named "phase two") was to shift to the Ford platform and continue to rain terror down on the US population with booby-trapped Panther cars.

Want proof? Do you really think that switch in your trunks is actually an ON-OFF switch for the air suspension? Ha! Fools. There's a miniature transmitter that arms itself once the switch is tripped... a high-speed WI-FI link is set up to the owner's bank system where all funds are immediately wired to a Canadian central bank, and the transaction is completed with the car crushing its owner while he/she's under it performing some repairs *thinking* the car is safely jacked.

Want more? That dash-mounted clock... old-style detonator for a really powerful bomb. Someone got suspicious when it was noted the digits were counting backward... so we brought out the 300B and carefully moved the detonator to the radio. The subwoofer well is packed to the tits with TNT (hence the extra foam so the cars don't explode during transit) and the trigger is where the remote fuel door release was located.

You don't want to know what we were using those seat-pockets for... ;-)

Be afraid... be very afraid.
gja
03-16-2003, 05:42 PM
"Surely you can't be serious"
"I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley"
RF Overlord
03-16-2003, 06:37 PM
Originally posted by gja
"Surely you can't be serious"
"I am serious, and stop calling me Shirley"

"Looks like I picked the wrong night to quit sniffing glue..."

:lol:
mad man
03-16-2003, 07:27 PM
You guys got the right idea just wrong direction:rolleyes:
TAF
03-16-2003, 07:33 PM
"Looks like I picked the wrong night to quit sniffing glue..."

Captain Clarence: "You ever been up in a cockpit before, Joey?"

JOEY: "No sir, I've never been up in a plane before!"

Captain Clarence: "You ever seen a grown man naked?"

Captain Clarence: "Joey, d'you ever hang around the gymnasium?"

Captain Clarence: "Joey? You like movies about gladiators?"

Captain Clarence: "Joey? Have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?"

:lol: :lol: :lol:
RCSignals
03-16-2003, 10:04 PM
:eek:
prchrman
03-17-2003, 05:00 AM
Degression; downward motion, to step down, tending to decend or decrease, thread on devilish Canada.........
TAF
03-17-2003, 06:02 AM
Degression; downward motion, to step down, tending to decend or decrease, thread on devilish Canada.........

Sorry Willie....I just love some of the lines from that flick...

Had to "chime in" with some of the most outrageous ones...