Disneyland Overthrown in Bloodless Coup

[dwasson]

DUCKLAMABAD, IDRQ — Guests at Disneyland yesterday were shocked to hear an announcement that after a quiet and bloodless coup, Disneyland is now a sovereign nation controlled by a virulent faction of religious separatists. "Citizens of Disneyland, the revolution is over and your infidel rodent has lost," a disembodied voice said over loudspeakers. "You now stand in the Imperial Ducklamic Republic of Quackistan." In his inaugural address, Grand Ayatollah Huey al Donaldi informed the stunned occupants of the former Happiest Place On Earth that no harm would come to those who kneel before him and "cleanse (their) heads of the infernal contamination left behind by the earhat of The Dark One and don the tilted sailor's cap of righteousness."

[Mad4Macs]

Damn. For that, I'd have preferred bloodshed :D

[CBT]

Hey, nothing wrong with wearing the sailor hat! Been doing that for 17 years now, although Disneyland probably pays better...

[CRUZTAKER]

:baaa:

Glad we already left...I had my hunches when I met him last month.
Something wasn't quite right.

[Rob1559]

That's F'n Goofy.

[prchrman]

As father Guido said...'what kind of Mickey Mouse outfit is this anyway'...willie

[GreekGod]

I can see the end is near now. They got Disneyland pretty easy. What's the next hard target? San Francisco bath houses?