Hummer Announces New "H6" Sensible Family Wagon

[dwasson]

DETROIT (DPI) — General Motors announced today the newest member of the Hummer Assault Vehicle product line: a sensible family sedan called H6. Flush with the success of H2, a Chevy Suburban tarted up to look like a military tank, and H3, a similarly repackaged Chevy Colorado, GM has decided to move the Hummer's "macho styling" even further downstream. "Consumers seem very happy to pay us thousands of extra dollars to take one of our basic low-end vehicles, make it even uglier, and destroy whatever handling, performance and gas mileage it may have had in the name of style," stated GM President Gary Cowger. H6 is based on the 1966 Oldsmobile Vista Cruiser station wagon and is being marketed as a sensible alternative for young families who need practical transportation in a military assault vehicle form factor.

[rocknrod]

The H2 is nice.......for a Tahoe frame and all.

[StevenJ]

I wish they'd just give the Trailblazer a kick ass interior and the 5.3l small block and call it a day.

[twolow]

Here is a Motor Trend super secret artist remdention of what a two tone paint job may look like with the optional sports package.

http://mailer.fsu.edu/~akirk/tanks/can/canford4x2c11adf.jpg

[wchain]

I wish they'd just give the Trailblazer a kick ass interior and the 5.3l small block and call it a day.

Havent you see the Trailblazer SS?

[dwasson]

Here is a Motor Trend super secret artist remdention of what a two tone paint job may look like with the optional sports package.

http://mailer.fsu.edu/~akirk/tanks/can/canford4x2c11adf.jpg

And if they keep the flat finish your cleaning and waxing requirements are reduced sharply.

[twolow]

Looks like it got 3 stars in the crash test :)

[Rob1559]

Here it is...........

[Cheeseheadbob]

Hey, is that the Griswald family?
Here it is...........

[RCSignals]

Here it is...........
http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=73 45



It will come in yellow! :D :banana:

[Rob1559]

Notice it has that "Vista Cruiser" roof.

[StevenJ]

Havent you see the Trailblazer SS?
It still has the same plasticy interior and 4 speed auto. Though it is a huge improvement.