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danbike

08-21-2005, 04:05 PM

:D Well, the Secretary of State Office of Illinois has done it up royal this time.

<?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com[img] /><st1:State><st1:place><st1:State><st1:place>Illinois</st1:place></st1:State> allows you to register antique motorcycles at a reduced rate. The logic is the same as for antique cars. They don't really get driven that much so there is a reason to let you have a reduced license rate.

Well, the geniuses in <st1:State><st1:place>Illinois</st1:place></st1:State> decided to do some new graphics on the antique bike plates; they changed them.

I got my first new graphics plate today. The good news is that it looks nice. The bad news is that it is the size of a car plate.

When I called <st1:City><st1:place>Springfield</st1:place></st1:City> to tell them of the error, the person answering the phone told me that they made ALL OF THE ANTIQUE MOTORCYCLE plates the size for a car. They thanked me for calling them, but advised me that they are going to have to redo the entire batch.

Aren't you glad that we have such accurate civil servants working for us????

Don't you wish you could send them anywhere else on the planet???

:beer: 

:beer: :beer:

RCSignals

08-21-2005, 04:26 PM

:D Well, the Secretary of State Office of Illinois[/font][/size][size=2] has done it up royal this time.

Illinois State allows you to register antique motorcycles at a reduced rate. The logic is the same as for antique cars. They don't really get driven that much so there is a reason to let you have a reduced license rate.

Well, the geniuses in Illinois State decided to do some new graphics on the antique bike plates; they changed them.

I got my first new graphics plate today. The good news is that it looks nice. The bad news is that it is the size of a car plate.

When I called to tell them of the error, the person answering the phone told me that they made ALL OF THE ANTIQUE MOTORCYCLE plates the size for a car. They thanked me for calling them, but advised me that they are going to have to redo the entire batch.

Aren't you glad that we have such accurate civil servants working for us????

Don't you wish you could send them anywhere else on the planet???

:beer: :beer: :beer:

I think I see now, but a pictire of the licence plate would be nice

Shaft333

08-21-2005, 04:40 PM

HAH! I didn't hear about that one.
Are you sure the governor didn't do that just because his boss, Emporer Daley told him that he knows some people that can get him a good deal? http://mercurymarauder.net/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

STLR FN

08-21-2005, 04:48 PM

You should put a nice heavy chain at the ends and wear it around your neck. :rolleyes: