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dwasson
08-23-2005, 07:52 AM
Now that Prime Minister Ariel Sharon has forced the unilateral exodus of Jews from neighborhoods in the West Bank and Gaza Strip, Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas said today it's time to take the next step on the road to peace.

"I call on Prime Minister Sharon to unilaterally close all of the Home Depot stores and similar establishments in Israel," Mr. Abbas said. "Home-building is the brutal weapon of Jewish extremism, and Palestine will not feel safe until this link in the extremist supply chain is cut."

The Palestinian president noted that hardware stores and home centers provide Jewish extremists with their "tools of terror" and that Palestinian children "quake with fear every time they see a Jew brandishing a belt-sander."

"Perhaps, when the savage suppliers of sheetrock and shingles have been shut down," said Mr. Abbas, "we might then talk about reducing the frequency of the suicide bombings that have served as highly-effective negotiating tools for Palestine."

dflynn5
08-23-2005, 09:27 AM
My wife and I demonstrate perfectly that people from different religions can get along, as I'm Protestant and she's Catholic. It's great, because my wife will be too busy burning in Hell for all eternity to bug me about hitting on all those hot Heaven chicks.

I'm Irish Catholic and my wife is Irish Protestant. I'm thinking the hot Hell chicks will be a LOT more fun. I'll say "hi" to your wife.

Mike Poore
08-24-2005, 10:29 AM
I'm Irish Catholic and my wife is Irish Protestant. I'm thinking the hot Hell chicks will be a LOT more fun. I'll say "hi" to your wife.

Just a few more of these, Dave, and we'll finally have enough evidence to get him put away for good.

:laugh:He was out on furlough for the Dream Cruise, y'know.

All seriousness aside, though, we had a great time with the folks at MMV III and Dan was the hit of the party.

texascorvette
08-24-2005, 08:25 PM
Where can a German Catholic find one of those Irish lasses? Catholic or Protestant would be okay, but her religion of choice would hopefully be Nymphomaniac.

dflynn5
08-24-2005, 09:53 PM
You may be SOL. I thjink I found the last one in the country
:beer:
:party:
:seesaw:

dwasson
08-25-2005, 06:20 AM
Where can a German Catholic find one of those Irish lasses? Catholic or Protestant would be okay, but her religion of choice would hopefully be Nymphomaniac.

What you really want is a rich nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store.