Yow! What Did I Eat?!

[Donny Carlson]

Whatever it was, I'm thinking of sending the results to Marty for use to kill squirrels in his attic.

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/114000/114486UbDA_w.jpg

[martyo]

:D :D :D :D :D :D

[RCSignals]

How many innocent sqirrels have been killed by this purple haze so far?

[martyo]

How many innocent sqirrels have been killed by this purple haze so far?

There is no such thing as an innocent squirrel!

[Bradley G]

Sure thier is, he's in your sig!:lol:
There is no such thing as an innocent squirrel!

[Rider90]

Awww, isn't he cute..
http://www.amazinghumor.com/greetingcards/partysquirrel.jpg

[Bradley G]

Last pic he was sleeping on the couch.Must be waiting for the bank to open!:D
Awww, isn't he cute..
http://www.amazinghumor.com/greetingcards/partysquirrel.jpg

[Mike Poore]

:D :D :D :D :D :D
LOVE THE AVITAR, MARTY.

Marty Feldman occupied that rare strata of the truly funny men of all time.

How anyone could ever finish a scene with him without going into hysterics is beyond me.

The outtakes of Dr. Frankenstein are worth the price of the video alone. ...and his antics in Sherlock Holmes(younger, smarter, brother) ..... a gifted man, taken way too soon.

[martyo]

LOVE THE AVITAR, MARTY.

I must confess that I stole it from member's post!

Where did you get this brain?

From the bottle marked Abbey Normal.....

That stuff still makes me laugh.

I am willing to bet my old friend RF Overlord will be along any minute to correct my quote from Young Frankenstein. :D

[ckadiddle]

I must confess that I stole it from member's post!

Where did you get this brain?

From the bottle marked Abbey Normal.....

That stuff still makes me laugh.

I am willing to bet my old friend RF Overlord will be along any minute to correct my quote from Young Frankenstein. :D
Get the bags!

I'll take the blonde, you get the brunette. :lol:

[martyo]

Get the bags!

I'll take the blonde, you get the brunette. :lol:

Frau Bleucha!

[DEFYANT]

http://www.cmgww.com/stars/feldman/photo.html

Enjoy

[shakes_26]

Frau Bleucha!
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[Tallboy]

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Put....the candle....back! :lol:

[DEFYANT]

"Walk this way" gets me every time.

[DEFYANT]

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y193/Defyant/m2_w.jpg

[duhtroll]

What knockers!

Sank you, deah.

[duhtroll]

Werewolf!




......

[martyo]

Werewolf!




......

Therewolf!

[martyo]

"Walk this way" gets me every time.

Me too!!!! :D

[Mike Poore]

Me too!!!! :D
:eek: OMG, Marty, what have I done? These lines could go on forever, and it could easily rival the buttermilk thread.

Remember how he had, as Dr. Watson, memorized the entire London phone book, and when interupted, would whack himself on the forehead and start all over again with the "A's"? :rofl:

And that ***** he always did with his eyes. :laugh:

Does anyone know; did he ever do a film with Peter Sellers?

[Jeff]

"Damn your eyes!"

"Too late." :lol:

[MERCMAN]

Hump???? What hump??

[SergntMac]

Y'all are...pathetic.

[Donny Carlson]

<HR width="30%"> Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000698/): For the experiment to be a success, all of the body parts must be enlarged.
Inga (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000414/): His veins, his feet, his hands, his organs vould all have to be increased in size.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000698/): Exactly.
Inga (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000414/): He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000698/): That goes without saying.
Inga (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000414/): Voof.
Igor (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001204/): He's going to be very popular.


<HR width="30%">

[Donny Carlson]

Werewolf!......
<HR width="30%"> Inga (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000414/): Werewolf
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000698/): Werewolf?
Igor (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001204/): There.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000698/): What?
Igor (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001204/): There wolf. There castle.

<HR width="30%">

[Donny Carlson]

after sex with The Monster]
Elizabeth (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001404/): Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh... I think I love him.

[Donny Carlson]

<HR width="30%"> Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000698/): Well, dear, are you ready?
Inga (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000414/): Yes, Doctor.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000698/): Elevate me.
Inga (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000414/): Now? Right here?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000698/): Yes, yes, raise the platform.
Inga (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000414/): Oh. Ze platform. Oh, zat, yah, yah... yes.


<HR width="30%">

[MERCMAN]

audio clips,, dialog, and scenes from Mel Brook's best


ENJOY

http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/frank/yfrank.htm

[Petrograde]

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[Petrograde]

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[UAW 588]

Would you like to go for a roll in the hay??????????

[DEFYANT]

"Its Fraunkinsteen!"

This is a must own movie!

And this all started because of a headlight mod :rolleyes:

[Mike Poore]

Hump???? What hump??
Remember when he switched it to the other side? :laugh:

[martyo]

"Its Fraunkinsteen!"

This is a must own movie!

And this all started because of a headlight mod :rolleyes:

This thread has me ordering it on Amazon!

[Mike Poore]

This thread has me ordering it on Amazon!
Be sure to get the one with the outtakes.

As I said before; it seems impossible that anyone could have completed a scene with Feldman without going into hysterics.

Thought y'all would like this:

"Marty Feldman, the son of a Jewish dressmaker, was born in London, England's East End on July 8, 1933. He left school at the age of 15 for a career as a jazz trumpeter but ended up in comedy instead. His first venture into show business was a screwball stage act with two friends called "Morris, Marty and Mitch" that was influenced by the Marx Brothers.

In 1954, he met Barry Took and realized they shared a zany sense of humor. They began writing for several early radio programs. By the end of the 1950s, Marty was part of a writing team for the radio show "Educating Archie." Marty and Barry were again asked to collaborate their efforts on the radio programs "We're in Business" and the top-rated "The Army Game." Two of that show's popular characters starred in a spin-off show, "Bootsie and Snudge," for which Marty became the chief writer. The show became the most watched on British television.

In mid-1961, Marty discovered that he had severe hyperthyroidism. The disease affects the tissue around the eyes and in the orbit, called thyroid related orbitopathy. This led to the appearance that Marty is remembered for today.

During the 1960s, Marty worked on several British Broadcasting Corporation TV projects, but his most successful venture in the mid-60s was "Round the Horne," a program that was an immense hit. In 1966, Marty was promoted to the chief writer for the BBC TV series "The Frost Report." This show influenced the future of British comedy by producing many writers, such as Barry Cryer and "Monty Python" writers Michael Palin and Terry Jones. The show also produced several popular British comedic stars, including John Cleese. "The Frost Report" also spawned "At Last! The 1948 Show," which is one of the more well know television shows that Marty worked on.

He began acting in "At Last!," and his character, "strange little man," was a huge success. This was a big career boost for Marty, and he was offered his own sketch comedy series on the second BBC network the following year.

Marty made his American television debut in the late 1960s when he appeared in sketches on the popular "Dean Martin Show." In 1970 he was signed as a regular to the show's summer replacement, "The Gold Diggers of London." That same year he began a show called "The Marty Feldman Comedy Machine."

Perhaps the most memorable moment in Marty's career came when Mel Brooks cast him to play the hunchback, Igor, to Gene Wilder's Dr. Frankenstein in the classic film "Young Frankenstein." The movie was very successful and cast a lasting comedic impression of Marty. He then starred in "The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes' Smarter Brother," and another Mel Brooks film, "Silent Movie."

These three movies were triumphant for Marty, so he ventured out on his own and began directing. His directorial debut was in the slapstick comedy "The Last Remake of Beau Geste," in which he also starred. He went on to direct "In God We Trust," but eventually turned back to acting.

While filming the pirate movie "Yellowbeard" in Mexico, 49-year-old Marty suffered a massive heart attack. He died on December 2, 1982 in a Mexico City hotel room. He was buried in Forest Lawn Cemetery in Los Angeles, California near his idol, Buster Keaton, in the Garden of Heritage, lot 5420.

Marty was a brilliant comedian, actor and writer. His unique comedy style looked back to the wacky era of the Keystone Kops and the beginnings of slapstick comedy. With everything from his appearance to his stellar writing, he put a smile on peoples' faces. He personified a true comedian and will be remembered as such."

[martyo]

^^^ Nice work Mike. Thanks! I enjoyed reading that.