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DefyantExWife
09-02-2005, 04:59 AM
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/matrix.html


sort of like the Farting Preacher style. :D
David Morton
09-02-2005, 05:06 AM
Lisa!

:laugh:

Where did you...

:laugh:

Got any unmarried sisters?

:laugh:
DefyantExWife
09-02-2005, 06:20 AM
Frankly, I think we should have a whole Toilet Humor section here.
Bluerauder
09-02-2005, 06:25 AM
...sort of like the Farting Preacher style. :D
I thought this was a guy thing ?? ......... guess not !! :rofl:
DefyantExWife
09-02-2005, 06:33 AM
I grew up with 2 older brothers, 7 and 10 yrs older than me. I try to have couth, it doesnt always work out. :rolleyes: (no sisters)
DEFYANT
09-02-2005, 07:16 AM
Yep, dats ma gurl!

That was pretty good! I'll never watch the Matrix the same way.
David Morton
09-02-2005, 09:36 AM
2 Brothers, that explains it.

Defyant, yer a lucky man. A truthful, faithful wife laughs at your farts and admits she farts too, even sometimes lets you know it by letting you have it. But, you know it's real true love when she likes the smell of your farts.

:lol:
STLR FN
09-02-2005, 09:41 AM
You definitely know it's true love when you both can put your heads under the covers and let em rip.
BruteForce
09-02-2005, 09:43 AM
You definitely know it's true love when you both can put your heads under the covers and let em rip.

Too much information. Now to get rid of that image in my mind. :eek:
DefyantExWife
09-02-2005, 10:15 AM
yeah, you guys are gettin nuts with yerselves now... :rolleyes:
Mike Poore
09-02-2005, 12:12 PM
You definitely know it's true love when you both can put your heads under the covers and let em rip.
I guess you guys know about bedroom football, right? :D
hitchhiker
09-02-2005, 01:09 PM
You definitely know it's true love when you both can put your heads under the covers and let em rip.

How romantic!

:D
Joe Walsh
09-02-2005, 03:17 PM
Matrix Farts....
LOL.....Thank you....I needed a good belly laugh after this week! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



BTW: I've heard of a 'Dutch Oven'....but never a 'Double Dutch Oven'!!! :eek:
Two Hawks
09-02-2005, 08:33 PM
Too much information. Now to get rid of that image in my mind. :eek:'Double Dutch Oven' :puke:

:shake: Way too much information.
David Morton
09-02-2005, 09:26 PM
For some reason today, since 8:00 AM when I first read this thread, I've been farting more than the previous week altogether.

What's up with that?

Lisa, it's all your fault! :D
DEFYANT
09-02-2005, 10:02 PM
Is that love in the air?
STLR FN
09-02-2005, 11:45 PM
Yeap know all about that just haven't had the balls to play it.
I guess you guys know about bedroom football, right? :D
TripleTransAm
09-03-2005, 11:21 AM
I'm embarrassed to admit, that I've just giggled myself to bits here watching that.
Donny Carlson
09-06-2005, 07:17 PM
I don't know what you are all on about. That clip was just a typical evening at my house.
DefyantExWife
09-07-2005, 01:59 PM
For some reason today, since 8:00 AM when I first read this thread, I've been farting more than the previous week altogether.

What's up with that?

Lisa, it's all your fault! :D

:rolleyes: Gross Dave... :D
DEFYANT
09-07-2005, 08:13 PM
For some reason today, since 8:00 AM when I first read this thread, I've been farting more than the previous week altogether.

What's up with that?

Lisa, it's all your fault! :D
You should try her cooking :eek: :neener: :run: :hide:
MarauderMark
09-07-2005, 08:23 PM
For some reason today, since 8:00 AM when I first read this thread, I've been farting more than the previous week altogether.

What's up with that?

Lisa, it's all your fault! :D
Ha ha ha Power of suggestion.:rofl:.What else can you get Dave to do. :D
DefyantExWife
09-08-2005, 06:43 PM
wow Mark, what's that in your sig ?? you really DO have a Marauder ?? :D