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MENINBLK
10-06-2005, 08:27 PM
/Flame Suit ON

Please excuse my rant...

For the last 10 years, I have been as defensive a driver as I can be.
I have my moments, but at least I don't hurt anyone during those times,
and I try to keep those moments to empty parking lots...

Tonight, while driving home in my father-in-law's Jeep Cherokee,
I get hit by a friggin idiot, who is in too much of a rush to wait for a red light.

I want to strangle this idiot !!!

I am thankful that I am safe, that the Jeep didn't roll over and kill me.
I would like to think that I still have a long life ahead of me,
and these suttle hints are telling me to get the hell out of town.

I'm driving down the strip, minding my own business.
I doing the speed limit because I have nowhere to go
and plenty of time to get there.
I am on my way to the interesction near a mall,
and see this blue van coming down the drive to enter the intersection.
I am driving south, and he is heading west
from the north side of the intersection.

I'm watching this van, looks like a Chevy Lumina type van,
and its getting close to the intersection and looks like its not going to stop.
I check the light and I'm green he's red.
The driver of the van is looking south at the oncoming northbound traffic,
so I think he's just making a right to go North.

That's when things went wrong....

As I got close enough to the intersection, the van shoots out
across the intersection to make a left turn, with the driver
never turning his head to look at the southbound traffic.
In doing so, I entered the intersection at the same time.
I was at the point of no return...

I hit the horn, and tried to swerve out of this guys' advance.
He never looked at me until it was too late.

I got hit in the left rear door and the left rear wheel.
It spun the Jeep around 180 degrees.
The van stopped in the left lane and we were both facing each other.
All I wanted to do was to get out and strangle this M****R F****R !!!
His van was COMPLETELY TOTALLED in the front.

Here is the kicker...

Right after the accident about 8 people ran across the street from the mall.
They all checked on us to see if we were hurt, and one called the police.
Then we started waiting.

From the time the accident occured, until the Police,
Fire and Ambulance got there was almost an hour.
When they did finally arrive, they told me
that they only had received the call 3 minutes earlier.
AND... I had also called after waiting 20 minutes with no response...

After all was done, the idiot got a summons for making an illegal left turn.
There were 2 signs indicating NO LEFT TURN, and the green light
is lit with 2 right turn arrows for the street he exited from.
There was no way of proving that he went through a red light
because there was no cameras at this intersection.
The Officer told me that from the looks of things, the driver was 100% wrong.

So now I want to start a new town of my own.
I will call it MARAUDERVILLE, and ONLY MARAUDERS ARE ALLOWED !!!

/Flame Suit Off...

Bigdogjim
10-06-2005, 08:33 PM
Glad your OK! Sorry for your father-in-law's Jeep Cherokee. Hope he still talks to you.

Get some sleep.

the_pack_rat
10-06-2005, 09:09 PM
That sounds like it was pretty ugly ..... glad to hear you made it out ok.

Mike Poore
10-07-2005, 03:20 AM
That sounds like it was pretty ugly ..... glad to hear you made it out ok.
And....glad to hear you weren't driving the Marauder.


I'd move to Marauderville with you, but that darned Charlie and Gordon are gonna start telling lies about the way I drive. :coffee:

DEFYANT
10-07-2005, 04:20 AM
Glad your OK.

I do not miss LINY driving one bit. Lemme know when you open the new town, I'm in.

ckadiddle
10-07-2005, 07:56 AM
Glad you're OK. Those idiots are everywhere. We have our share of them down here. I drive five miles one way to work, and on a typical day in that short distance I notice at least three major idiot driving stunts. I don't even count the monor idiots anymore. This morning some idiot was tailgating me up the ramps inside the parking garage. I came close to parking it and stepping back to politely ask him to back off a bit, but that would have made me late to a meeting.

MM2004
10-07-2005, 09:24 AM
Thanks goodness you are alright and the Marauder is safe.

Sorry to hear of the Jeep.

Mike.

RoyLPita
10-07-2005, 09:51 AM
Glad that you are all right.

I hope that the weather is nice all the time in the Marauderville.

Two Hawks
10-07-2005, 09:41 PM
Glad you weren't seriously injured, and your MM was not involved. :)

The problem we have down here is hoping that who ever hits you is insured. :shake:

Sometimes they are, close encounters of the third kind, if you get my drift. :lol:

MENINBLK
10-07-2005, 10:06 PM
I snapped a few pics of the damage.
This is with a cheap camera I have.

http://www.mercurymarauder.net/gallery/data/500/medium/100_0421.JPG
http://www.mercurymarauder.net/gallery/data/500/medium/100_0422.JPG

The door is bent, but the roof is still flat and not buckled.
It should be good as new, in about 3 weeks...

RoyLPita
10-08-2005, 04:21 AM
Have the shop check the rear end. I've seen housings and control arms bend after a hit like that.

jgc61sr2002
10-08-2005, 08:28 AM
Pete - Glad to see you were not injured.