What's in...

[Haggis]

What's in your Wallet?

[Eric91Z]

What's in your Wallet?


Dust... :rolleyes:

[texasvic]

Let me check.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/insideout/south/series5/i/debt_skint200.jpg

[Breadfan]

A not-so-nice fortune from a fortune cookie that reads:

"You will soon be crossing the great waters"

[TechHeavy]

A receipt from Capers Steakhouse and an old time-slip, (12.9) that needs updating! :eek:

[Canadasvt]

A permanent impression from the old condom that had been there far too long:alone:

[Bluerauder]

What's in your Wallet?
Oh my .... $26.00, old receipts, pictures of my kids from like 10 years ago, membership cards, credit cards, ID cards, a $5 bill that I have been carrying around since my oldest son was born (suppose to give it to him I guess) and a laminated piece of my wife's prom dress from 1970). There more ... but that's all the digging for today. :D

[Big House]

What is a wallet? What is supposed it be in it?

[MERCMAN]

Andrew Jackson squinting terribly

[Tallboy]

Slowpokes MM.NET cards and some beer money! :beer:

[woaface]

-$2
-SC Driver's License
-Blood type identification
-U.S. Airways flier miles card
-$10 gift card, American Eagle
-Official Pimp Daddy Member card
-Bank of America U.S. Airways Check Card
-Adult CPR certification and First Aid certification (American Red Cross)
-4 punch cards from 4 coffee shops, two of which I actually go to regularly
-Personal business card handed to me personally by the Vice President and Managing Director of Henderson Advertising.

[Breadfan]

What if you don't have a wallet but have a "European Carry-All"?

[CRUZTAKER]

What if you don't have a wallet but have a "European Carry-All"?
You mean a 'Bag Of Goods'?

:D

Not since the 80's.:beatnik:

[MM2004]

Not much...

Lint,
Hooter's receipts,
Maxed out credit card and
Three one dollar bills.

[Bluerauder]

What if you don't have a wallet but have a "European Carry-All"?You mean a "Man Purse" :rolleyes:

[RCSignals]

What if you don't have a wallet but have a "European Carry-All"?

You mean a man-bag?

[merc]

A condom


Two older women are sitting on a bench waiting for a bus.

The first lady takes out a cigarette and starts to smoke. A minute later it begins to rain, so she takes out a condom, cuts off the end, and carefully places it over the cigarette to shield it from the rain.

The second lady looks at that and says, "That's such a good idea, but what is that plastic thing?"

"It's a condom," The first lady replies.

"Well, where can you buy those?"
the second lady asks.

"Um... Most people buy them at pharmacies." the first lady replies.

So the second lady goes to a pharmacy and walks up to the counter.

"Do you guys sell those condom things?" she asks the pharmacist.

"Why yes we do," the pharmacist says a little confused, "Do you know what size you need?"

So the lady says, "Well it's got to fit a Camel."

[Petrograde]

-2 bucks
-TX Lotto ticket for tonight.
-driver's license
-A&P License
-a bunch of receipts
-couple of credit cards
-an Iraqi 250 Dinar bill (souvenir from the Sandbox)

[CRUZTAKER]

........so two older women are sitting on a bench waiting for a bus.

You carried that entire joke in your wallet?:P

[Rob1559]

OK, I'll say it.



Let me ask my wife. :depress:

[Hotrauder]

Florida Sunshine State Drivers License. Ugly picture of an old guy I don't know and it says SAFE DRIVER



MOTORCYCLE ALSO.

this is Florida so...I think the license is good until I am 112 years old or until I run over people 4 or 5 times and then I have several hearings at which if I can show fog on a mirror I get a renewal for another 20 years. Gotta love it! Dennis:beer: OH, THE ONE THING I DIDN'T FIND WAS A MEMBERSHIP CARD FOR MM.NET.:shake: I DID FIND SOME GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARDS:)

[jgc61sr2002]

Don't carry a wallet. :D

[QWK SVT]

At this very moment:

$42 (2x $20, 1x $2 coin)
VISA receipt from last weeks outting to the bar ($92.00 with tip)
Driver's License
Marauder Ownership
Lightning Ownership
Car Insurance slip
CIBC ATM Card
CIBC Dividend Platinum VISA
My business card (x3)
Health card (no free medicare without this)
CAA Card (like AAA)
Airmiles card
3 Pool hall memberships
Frequent buyer card for the coffee shop near work (average 4-6 punches / day)
Discount card for bubble tea (asian beverage, like kool-aid, mixed with iced tea, and tapioca balls (it's better than it sounds)
Pictures of a couple different girls (don't ask;))

[Tallboy]

You mean a "Man Purse" :rolleyes:

It's EUROPEAN!!! :D

[Bradley G]

twenty bucks??? How'ed that get there?:eek:

[Tallboy]

twenty bucks??? How'ed that get there?:eek:

You know who are? EVEN STEPHEN!!! :D

[Joe Walsh]

:dunno:
When I opened my wallet it slammed shut due to the air rushing in to fill the void.....

[torinodan]

:P Capital One card.....

[watts428]

Gotta get some of the MM.NET cards. I have seen a black MM around here I need to place one on.

[TechHeavy]

At this very moment:

$42 (2x $20, 1x $2 coin)
VISA receipt from last weeks outting to the bar ($92.00 with tip)
Driver's License
Marauder Ownership
Lightning Ownership
Car Insurance slip
CIBC ATM Card
CIBC Dividend Platinum VISA
My business card (x3)
Health card (no free medicare without this)
CAA Card (like AAA)
Airmiles card
3 Pool hall memberships
Frequent buyer card for the coffee shop near work (average 4-6 punches / day)
Discount card for bubble tea (asian beverage, like kool-aid, mixed with iced tea, and tapioca balls (it's better than it sounds)
Pictures of a couple different girls (don't ask;))

Your business card reference reminded me of the old D&D games...lol.
Health potion (x3)
:D

[DEFYANT]

DefyantWife took my wallet after my last call to Jerry :( .

BTW, Thanks again Jerry!!!;)

[bigslim]

One of those things that leave a ring imprint on the leather. :P

[RCSignals]

One of those things that leave a ring imprint on the leather. :P

An 'O' ring, or a washer ?

[Haggis]

An 'O' ring, or a washer ?
Maybe he has a old condom in there too.

[BruteForce]

$30 cash
1 ATM deposit receipt
driver's license
1 personal ATM card
1 biz ATM card
1 personal CC
2 biz CC
3 gas cards
health insurance card
biz license
voter registration
Mercury roadside assistance card
dealer service manager's biz card

pretty boring... :alone:

SOOOOO.... Haggis... you started this; what's in YOURS? :help:

[Haggis]

$30 cash
1 ATM deposit receipt
driver's license
1 personal ATM card
1 biz ATM card
1 personal CC
2 biz CC
3 gas cards
health insurance card
biz license
voter registration
Mercury roadside assistance card
dealer service manager's biz card

pretty boring... :alone:

SOOOOO.... Haggis... you started this; what's in YOURS? :help:

Two speakers a surf board, three 2x4s and a ladder....

[duhtroll]

$0 - wait, holy crap I have $3
Pic of adorable baby if a bit out of date
Gold card (no balance, just for emergencies)
Platinum card (some balance, a bit tipsy though)
Driver's License
ATM Card
Wife's ATM card for when I run out of money
Blockbuster card
Insurance card
Gas Card
Haircut receipt good for $1 off next haircut
business card from archery shop
school lunch card - rarely if ever used

[Bluerauder]

:laugh: :laugh:

Two speakers a surf board, three 2x4s and a ladder....
A Magnum wallet with a Heeeeemey !! :rofl:

[merc]

Two speakers a surf board, three 2x4s and a ladder....

The question is "What's in your wallet”, not what’s in your garage - Bevis :lol:

[Cheeseheadbob]

If you own and use one of these things, maybe you should move on over the the Subaru site!:D
You mean a man-bag?

[Bradley G]

What?,.. no medicine Ball?
Two speakers a surf board, three 2x4s and a ladder....

[RCSignals]

The question is "What's in your wallet”, not what’s in your garage - Bevis :lol:


Maybe it's a receipt ?

[RCSignals]

If you own and use one of these things, maybe you should move on over the the Subaru site!:D


Originally Posted by RCSignals
You mean a man-bag?


That would be 'Breadfan' the man with the European hand bag :lol:

[Cheeseheadbob]

Hopefully I will be able to see his "man-bag" on Saturday for the Marauder Marathon!
That would be 'Breadfan' the man with the European hand bag :lol:

[fastblackmerc]

Hopefully I will be able to see his "man-bag" on Saturday for the Marauder Marathon!
Don't all us men have "man bags"????? With that said I DON"T WANT TO SEE ANYONE ELSES!!!!!!!

[DeepSea117]

Drivers License
Insurance cards for my Civic and My Marauder
Dental Insurance card
Health Insurance card

2 Credit Cards, 1 ATM/Debit Card
7 Business Cards

And one neglected 24-hour Fitness Membership Card :(

My wallet's more like a leather card case, zero cash inside it, and not much case outside it, neither. I hate seeing triple-fold wallets, packed to the brim and barely closing, lookin like a pillow for a chihuahua, and packed into a back pocket, lookin like a third ass-cheek! :D

[CBT]

A picture of my fantastic looking wife and..hey...that's not my wife! And this isn't my wallet!!! Grrrr....

[Cheeseheadbob]

Man, I stepped right into that one! I see your point and now I am blind!
Don't all us men have "man bags"????? With that said I DON"T WANT TO SEE ANYONE ELSES!!!!!!!