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BruteForce

11-08-2005, 09:15 AM

Be sure to read the fine print.

http://www.panexa.com/

Cheeseheadbob

11-08-2005, 09:48 AM

I wonder if it can make me drive faster, if so I'm going to the doctor right now and get me some!
Be sure to read the fine print.

http://www.panexa.com/

N40GL

11-08-2005, 11:17 AM

I wonder if it works as well as those double strength placebos I was taking?

Mike Poore

11-08-2005, 11:19 AM

I wonder if it works as well as those double strength placebos I was taking?

Only if you take twice as many of 'em. :D

rocknrod

11-08-2005, 02:32 PM

"PANEXA can also be utilized to decrease the risk of death caused by not taking PANEXA":)

Petrograde

11-08-2005, 05:50 PM

:lol: This is some of the other side effects.

Other: Loss of sexual desire and/or desirability; rising of the lights, the vapors, the willies; susceptibility to wedgies, no rhythm, dresses for $h!t, and can't hold a job to save your life; blue sweats; symptoms that look like scurvy, but louder; and the compulsion to address everyone nearby as "Cap'n."