Top 17 things NOT to say to prego wife.

[DefyantExWife]

17. "I finished the Oreos."

16. "Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs 40 pounds."

15. "Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby!"

14. "I sure hope your thighs aren't going to stay that flabby forever!"

13. "Well, could they induce labor? The 25th is the Super Bowl."

12. "Darned if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from that Richard Simmons fella."

11. "Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's got to hurt."

10. "Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott!"

9. "I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?"

8. "Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"

7. "Get your own ice cream."

6. "Geez, you're awfully puffy looking today."

5. "Got milk?"

4. "Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney."

3. "Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar!"

2. "Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water..."

1. "You don't have the guts to pull that trigger..."

[David Morton]

Lisa, that's just plain irresponsible!

Some dummy might think it funny to actually try one of those out and get himself killed.

:lol:

BTW, do you know why the "period" is called PMS?

Because Mad Cow Disease is already taken.

[DefyantExWife]

nah... women are harmless, specially when pregnant.


Go ahead ... try one of those lines David... *snicker*

[Haggis]

Lisa, well why didn't you say something on Saturday. Chris and I are happy for you and Charlie. :)

Do you know if it is a boy or girl yet???? :up:

[DEFYANT]

Lisa, well why didn't you say something on Saturday. Chris and I are happy for you and Charlie. :)

Do you know if it is a boy or girl yet???? :up:

My friend, you are testing my patients :mad: . I love my TWO kids. No more, thanks. :D No more ba'bas, diapers, or sleepless nights for us!

I believe it is YOU and Chris' turn... get busy! :P

[Haggis]

My friend, you are testing my patients :mad: . I love my TWO kids. No more, thanks. :D No more ba'bas, diapers, or sleepless nights for us!

I believe it is YOU and Chris' turn... get busy! :P
Don't lie to me buddy...Lisa dropped the hint with the first post. :baby:

No sense denying it.....:congrats:

[Mike Poore]

Don't lie to me buddy...Lisa dropped the hint with the first post. :baby:

No sense denying it.....:congrats:

Yep, You got it right, Gordon, she just didn't tell Charlie, yet. :D

You know what we alwasy say, : The cat's out of the bag. :baby:

OOPS, poor choice of words... :eek:

Congratulations, kids :cloud9:

[DefyantExWife]

:bs:


trouble makers...

[Haggis]

:bs:


trouble makers...
Lisa, you need to let Charlie know he will be thrilled. Why didn't you say something on Saturday...does his parents know? Is that why they came down? We are all happy for you. :baby:

[DEFYANT]

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[MarauderMark]

Lisa, you need to let Charlie know he will be thrilled. Why didn't you say something on Saturday...does his parents know? Is that why they came down? We are all happy for you. :baby:
Oh boy it sounds like triplets..WTG Lisa and Charlie!!!:up:

[DefyantExWife]

Guys Guys..... I'm not pregnant. This was a copy and paste 'funny' from my favorite forum.

so really... especially Haggis...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v682/snexus/stfu_lg.gif
:D

[DefyantExWife]

in the meantime, let me share with you all this picture of Haggis when he was a little baby...



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v682/snexus/areumydaddy.jpg



what's that you say Haggis ? Uncle Uncle !!! ??


okayyyyyyy :rolleyes:

[DefyantExWife]

and here's Mike Poore as a youngin'


Hopefully "things" have changed.... :rolleyes:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v682/snexus/poopbaby.gif

[Haggis]

Actually here is a pic of me when I was younger:

[Haggis]

Guys Guys..... I'm not pregnant. This was a copy and paste 'funny' from my favorite forum.

so really... especially Haggis...


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v682/snexus/stfu_lg.gif
:D
You can't lie to us and it is not our fault you haven't told Charlie yet!!!

...unless....no you didn't, couldn't, wouldn't....

Lisa, Charlie will understand, after all it was only the mailman. J/K

[DefyantExWife]

This is ME when I was a baby....


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v682/snexus/moonbaby.gif

[DefyantExWife]

Here, let me leave these out now.....



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v682/snexus/nena.jpg

[Petrograde]

:rofl: that was funny! Oddly enough,.. my next critter is cookin' right now. Should pop out around the middle of July. :D

I'll be sure not to say any of those lines to the wife. :P

[Mike Poore]

:rofl: that was funny! Oddly enough,.. my next critter is cookin' right now. Should pop out around the middle of July. :D

I'll be sure not to say any of those lines to the wife. :P

Hey Tom, Way to go! :woohoo:

Um, does the Mrs. know? :eek:

[MarauderMark]

:laugh::laugh::laugh:

and here's Mike Poore as a youngin'


Hopefully "things" have changed.... :rolleyes:


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v682/snexus/poopbaby.gif
Now thats funny..:baaa:

[King Fubar]

:rofl: that was funny! Oddly enough,.. my next critter is cookin' right now. Should pop out around the middle of July. :D

I'll be sure not to say any of those lines to the wife. :P


And don't say what I said to mine...."Roll on over here and talk to me.." :bop:

[Bluerauder]

Lisa, well why didn't you say something on Saturday. Chris and I are happy for you and Charlie. :)

Do you know if it is a boy or girl yet???? :up:
Congratulations, Charlie and Lisa !!! :congrats: Pretty slick way to make the big announcement. :rofl: Time to add the 3rd row of seats to the Family Villager. :D

[Mike Poore]

Hey, Charlie's back. How's Chuck doing? :sunshine: