This is ..... disturbing

[DefyantExWife]

http://www.e-cuerpos.com/produtos.php?sub=21


You can buy body parts online, or a full body if desired. :eek:

[2003 MIB]

I thought everyone already knew about this. Great Christmas gag gifts or Valentine's day for your lonely friends.







Sorry Lisa, I just wanted to see my post count roll to 2,000.

[Mad4Macs]

http://www.e-cuerpos.com/produtos.php?sub=21


You can buy body parts online, or a full body if desired. :eek:


What I wanna know, is why in the heck were you looking for them!

:lol:

[DefyantExWife]

:rolleyes: Like I always say....


i just copy and paste my material, i dont search for anything; i am too damn busy for that.


is damn too strong a word for this place or what? Marc? :lol:

[CBT]

My delicate nature has been offended by the use of the word damn. Oop! Crap, i just typed it. Crap! I just typed crap. Ahh, screw it...

[Mad4Macs]

My delicate nature has been offended by the use of the word damn. Oop! Crap, i just typed it. Crap! I just typed crap. Ahh, screw it...


Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky- ecky- ecky- ecky- pikang- zoop- boing- goodem- zoo- owli- zhiv'.

[MarauderMarc]

:rolleyes: Like I always say....


i just copy and paste my material, i dont search for anything; i am too damn busy for that.


is damn too strong a word for this place or what? Marc? :lol:

dunno.....damn damn double damn triple damn....hell!

[CBT]

Are we still demanding shrubbery?

[Hotrauder]

Lisa, Charlie is my hero!:bows: Dennis :beer:

[merc6]

um...how long till it gets restricted? I see someone buying fingers and wearing them like a glove to commit crimes.

[mcb26]

The real scary thing is the satisfied customer on the products page looks like a local deputy.

[merc6]

forget saying it cost an arm and a leg...It cost me 2 male blue eyes!

[ckadiddle]

(singing) ...Every Body needs a Body, Sometimes.....

[MarauderMarc]

Put me down for a 12 piece bucket. Ill have 3 legs, 4 breasts, a couple of thighs, and 3 drumsticks!

[Dr Caleb]

Are we still demanding shrubbery?

No, we're up to a herring now.

[mcb26]

No, we're up to a herring now.

2 ears will cost you $3,615.98 plus shipping:D

[2003 MIB]

um...how long till it gets restricted? I see someone buying fingers and wearing them like a glove to commit crimes.

I'm using mine to drive in the HOV lane. It'sa good plan on cold days but gets a little nasty during the summer.

[DefyantExWife]

Lisa, Charlie is my hero!:bows: Dennis :beer:



um... ok :rasta:

[DefyantExWife]

Put me down for a 12 piece bucket. Ill have 3 legs, 4 breasts, a couple of thighs, and 3 drumsticks!



http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v682/snexus/bigvomitsmiley.gif

[Badger]

No heads! There goes that idea on how to get ahead.

[dwasson]

I was disappointed that they only sold anonymous bodies. I was hoping that I could order the body I wanted. Is Catherine Bell available?

[twolow]

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[spiders]

BreadFan, I owe you so much. I'd never have found this world of waco-wonder without your carding me!
LOL
At least I find it amusing. But seriously, it is an important part of the medical profession, and there have always been businesses out there selling parts. Gives a whole new meaning to looking for parts though to be able to purchase them online. I am relatively certain it would be illegal in the US, but who knows. They smuggle other oddities in, why not these too...

[DEFYANT]

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That is wayy too much

[spiders]

what to put with your subliminal message?

[spiders]

Single only. Does not come in pairs (additional cost for matched set). Includes skin above and below to midline and axilla, including underlying muscle. May contain dye/biopsies/tumor.

Quoted from site
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[Mad4Macs]

http://www.e-cuerpos.com/ilustra/6.jpg (http://www.e-cuerpos.com/produtos.php?sub=6)
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That is wayy too much


Dude, I hope you never piss her off!
:lol:

[DefyantExWife]

whoa-wuh... honey, you posted nips... some people around these parts take great offense to those remember? :lol:




notice they're crooked ? and it's just a drawing too :rolleyes: Oh wait, let me speak in terms you guys will understand... ahem,... the headlights are aiming in different directions.

[spiders]

You guys must have an interesting household...

[DefyantExWife]

I blame it on my upbringing... i've been a Howard Stern fan since I was 12, back in like 1982.

Potty Humor is wired into my brain. :drool:

[dwasson]

http://www.e-cuerpos.com/ilustra/6.jpg (http://www.e-cuerpos.com/produtos.php?sub=6)
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That is wayy too much

Think about what you'll save on jewelry and attourneys.

[DEFYANT]

You guys must have an interesting household...

....to say the least. :D ;)

[dwasson]

whoa-wuh... honey, you posted nips... some people around these parts take great offense to those remember? :lol:




notice they're crooked ? and it's just a drawing too :rolleyes: Oh wait, let me speak in terms you guys will understand... ahem,... the headlights are aiming in different directions.

I'm still friends with an ex-girlfriend from High School. She is pretty spectacularly endowed. She says that if she gets dressed in a hurry, on a chilly day she looks like an iguana.

[TripleTransAm]

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That is wayy too much


$7500 for a pair of boobs? A little much. Are they like, the Trilogy of boobs?

[dwasson]

$7500 for a pair of boobs? A little much. Are they like, the Trilogy of boobs?

What would be the quantifiable specs of "High Performance Boobs"?

[DEFYANT]

the quantifiable specs of "High Performance Boobs"?

Your kidding right??:D

This thread is about to go super nova:shake:

There are one or two web sites on the subject that can give you some more info on the subject.....;)

[Petrograde]

Søren Jillgaardesman
pioneer in cryogenesis nanotechnology


http://www.e-cuerpos.com/_img/testemunhos/1.jpg

“A very good job, e-Cuerpos. I’m prouded about our partnership.”

:rofl:

I would've picked a less goofier picture! :lol:

[merc6]

Was the trilogy boobs full synthetic?

[MERCMAN]

Søren Jillgaardesman
pioneer in cryogenesis nanotechnology


http://www.e-cuerpos.com/_img/testemunhos/1.jpg

“A very good job, e-Cuerpos. I’m prouded about our partnership.”

:rofl:

I would've picked a less goofier picture! :lol:


Is it just me,,or does that look like Logan????

[DEFYANT]

Is it just me,,or does that look like Logan????

http://www.e-cuerpos.com/_img/testemunhos/1.jpg http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/image.php?u=1&dateline=1074302356&type=profile


Hmmmmm, maybe.....

[DefyantExWife]

They both have that "deer caught in the headlights" look about them... :banned:

[TripleTransAm]

http://www.e-cuerpos.com/_img/testemunhos/1.jpg http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/image.php?u=1&dateline=1074302356&type=profile


Hmmmmm, maybe.....


I thought we weren't allowed to post pictures of boobs?

[DEFYANT]

Yeah, this is......... disturbing.

[CBT]

I thought we weren't allowed to post pictures of boobs?LMFAO, Ouch!

[Donny Carlson]

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[teamrope]

Put me down for a 12 piece bucket. Ill have 3 legs, 4 breasts, a couple of thighs, and 3 drumsticks!

Big spender eh? :lol:

[whoskal]

Put me down for a 12 piece bucket. Ill have 3 legs, 4 breasts, a couple of thighs, and 3 drumsticks!

Regular or Extra crispy?????

[marauder307]

I was disappointed that they only sold anonymous bodies. I was hoping that I could order the body I wanted. Is Catherine Bell available?


Me too! Or maybe Tricia Helfer....or even Nina Hartley!!!!!:lol: :lol: