Holiday Greetings (from your lawyer)

[N40GL]

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting these greetings, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

:wreath:

[Vortech347]

Thats funny stuff... :)

[Bluerauder]

The complete version is here in post #6 ..... :rolleyes:
http://www.mercurymarauder.net/forums/showthread.php?t=23460&highlight=card

[hitchhiker]

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.

By accepting these greetings, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

:wreath:

Hey Marty can you smack this guy!

Just kidding!

:lol:

[RF Overlord]

Mark, I love it!

Unfortunately, what you wrote is all too realistic these days... :(

[MM03MOK]

In the last week, I visited 23 town and city halls (my geographic area of responsibility for work - about 400 miles of driving in the Blackbird!!), delivering "holiday" goodie bags. I said "Merry Christmas" and "Happy Holidays" numerous times. I saw many lights, trees and presents. In one town where I said "Happy Holidays," the town administrator actually said back to me, "We're still a "Merry Christmas" town." Very interesting response.

[modular46]

Merry Christmas :)

[sweetair]

Merry end of 2005 and begining of 2006!!:beer:

[N40GL]

Hey Marty can you smack this guy!

Not allowed - "professional courtesy."

[TripleTransAm]

My favorite holiday quote:

"It's times like these, as I sit in the leather armchair by the fire in the great stone fireplace and enjoy a snifter of fine cognac, that I think...

If the owners come back I'm seriously busted."


Happy Holidays from the gang up north...

http://www.victorpereira.com/2005b/DSCF4445.jpg

[hitchhiker]

Not allowed - "professional courtesy."

Ain't dat nice!

:D

[Haggis]

My favorite holiday quote:

"It's times like these, as I sit in the leather armchair by the fire in the great stone fireplace and enjoy a snifter of fine cognac, that I think...

If the owners come back I'm seriously busted."


Happy Holidays from the gang up north...

http://www.victorpereira.com/2005b/DSCF4445.jpg
Steve, I'm telling Santa that you kidnapped two of his elves.

[TripleTransAm]

Steve, I'm telling Santa that you kidnapped two of his elves.


In the original spirit of this thread:

No, that's only one of his elves, with his lawyer right behind him.

:lol:

[MM03MOK]

In the original spirit of this thread:

No, that's only one of his elves, with his lawyer right behind him.

:lol:The boys are getting so big!!!

[martyo]

Hey Marty can you smack this guy!

How's this? :D

http://www.legalknevil.com/albums/Miscellaneous-Car-Stuff/aek.sized.jpg