BruteForce
12-22-2005, 05:28 PM
stolen from bbspot.com
Top 11 Ways a Geek Prepares for Winter
11. In space there are no seasons.
10. Switches over to his cold weather Linux distro.
9. Hastens plans to complete weather control device.
8. Apply for that job at the call center in steamy Bangalore.
7. Put computer outside for extra cooling.
6. Stores his nuts in an old AT form factor case.
5. Increases caffeine intake to stave off hibernation instinct.
4. Turns up monitor brightness to avoid winter depression.
3. Apply an extra layer of tin foil on the basement walls.
2. McGyver a solar heater out of AOL CDs and a CPU water cooling kit to cut down on heating costs.
1. Dresses in layers of t-shirts to fight the cold.
Top 11 Ways Geeks Were Naughty This Year
11. Used GOTO
10. Recommended the use of Internet Explorer
9. Programmed Robosapien to steal
8. Scratched strangers iPod Minis when they weren't looking
7. Started a flame war because they were bored
6. Uploaded mislabeled MP3s of Wham!
5. Didn't ground themselves before working on a friend's PC
4. Used genius for evil, not good
3. Voted for cliché entry in Fark Photoshop
2. Told user that the 'Any Key' was the big button on the case marked 'Power'
1. Recommended review at Tomshardware.com
Top 11 Worst Gifts for Geeks
11. Coupon for 1 Year of Free Computer Service
10. Age of Office Assistants video game
9. Box of floppies
8. Swiss Army Spork
7. "Sodium + Glass of Water" Gift Set
6. A copy of Windows 3.x For Dummies
5. ie51setup.exe
4. Their very own Bonzi Buddy
3. Year's supply of Diet Caffeine-free Mountain Dew
2. AOL membership
1. "Greedo Shot First" T-shirt
Top 11 Ways a Geek Prepares for Winter
11. In space there are no seasons.
10. Switches over to his cold weather Linux distro.
9. Hastens plans to complete weather control device.
8. Apply for that job at the call center in steamy Bangalore.
7. Put computer outside for extra cooling.
6. Stores his nuts in an old AT form factor case.
5. Increases caffeine intake to stave off hibernation instinct.
4. Turns up monitor brightness to avoid winter depression.
3. Apply an extra layer of tin foil on the basement walls.
2. McGyver a solar heater out of AOL CDs and a CPU water cooling kit to cut down on heating costs.
1. Dresses in layers of t-shirts to fight the cold.
Top 11 Ways Geeks Were Naughty This Year
11. Used GOTO
10. Recommended the use of Internet Explorer
9. Programmed Robosapien to steal
8. Scratched strangers iPod Minis when they weren't looking
7. Started a flame war because they were bored
6. Uploaded mislabeled MP3s of Wham!
5. Didn't ground themselves before working on a friend's PC
4. Used genius for evil, not good
3. Voted for cliché entry in Fark Photoshop
2. Told user that the 'Any Key' was the big button on the case marked 'Power'
1. Recommended review at Tomshardware.com
Top 11 Worst Gifts for Geeks
11. Coupon for 1 Year of Free Computer Service
10. Age of Office Assistants video game
9. Box of floppies
8. Swiss Army Spork
7. "Sodium + Glass of Water" Gift Set
6. A copy of Windows 3.x For Dummies
5. ie51setup.exe
4. Their very own Bonzi Buddy
3. Year's supply of Diet Caffeine-free Mountain Dew
2. AOL membership
1. "Greedo Shot First" T-shirt