How will you die ?

[DefyantExWife]

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/

[rayjay]

Committ suicide by vehicle, NOT in my Marauder :lol:

[King Fubar]

"A disgruntled cook at the local bar and grill poisons your food. You suffer in agony for days until the poison eventually kills you. "




That sucks...

[SergntMac]

"A disgruntled cook at the local bar and grill poisons your food. You suffer in agony for days until the poison eventually kills you. "




That sucks... Yeah, but it's nothing personal, right? Not like the old girl with a 12" butcher between the shoulder blades...

[MarauderMark]

You are attacked violently by a crazed man with an ice skate. Your throat is slit, and you die from rapid blood loss.

GREAT!! Now i have to stay away from ice skating parks.:rolleyes:

[DefyantExWife]

here's mine


Enraged by your accusations of incompetence, your cable installer beats you to death with his crimping tool.

[Sully008]

"A crazed man fatally attacks you in a hardware store with a garden hoe."

Not if I get him first...where's that axe...

[rayjay]

"A crazed man fatally attacks you in a hardware store with a garden hoe."

Not if I get him first...where's that axe...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[MM03MOK]

here's mine

Enraged by your accusations of incompetence, your cable installer beats you to death with his crimping tool.Now that's funny!! :laugh: ....ties you up with a coax jumper cable and buries you in a trench.... Hope the boss doesn't see this.... :eek:

[RoyLPita]

This is Eerie: "A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board)." This will make me keep both feet on the ground and travel in my 4 wheeled MM.

[MM2004]

A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board).

Anyone want my frequent flier miles cheap?

Mike.

[Sully008]

A suicidal airline pilot intentionally crashes the plane you're on, killing you (and everyone else on board).

Anyone want my frequent flier miles cheap?

Mike.


Hey, are you and RoyL going to be on the same plane anytime soon???

[MM2004]

Hey, are you and RoyL going to be on the same plane anytime soon???

Uhem...HELL noooooo ;) .

[MENINBLK]

During Thanksgiving dinner, old family differences surface and escalate quickly.
In the midst of the melee, you are beaten to death with a turkey leg.


Ouch !

[ckadiddle]

"Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by driving into oncoming traffic on the highway. "

Well, now, THAT'S depressing to know......

[juno]

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your head is put into a vice and crushed.


My momma always said my vices would kill me.:eek:

Anyone thinking "Casino" here. :)
Damn, now I have to take the vise out of my garage.

[shakes_26]

"A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane."

I hate mimes.... always knew I couldn't trust 'em

[Tallboy]

"A tormented street mime beats you to death with an "unimaginary" cane...


...while Tallboy takes the rest of the Cohibas...:beatnik:

[BK_GrandMarquis]

"While rummaging through the trunk of your car, a disgruntled neighbor approaches you from behind and slams the trunk repeatedly onto you, eventually cutting you in half at the waist."
:eek:
How fitting. :depress: He can dump me in my own big trunk and drive me to the middle of nowhere later.:rolleyes:

[Blackened300a]

"While driving, you attempt to beat a freight train and drive around the gates. Thanks to a miscalculation on your part, the train collides with your car and crushes your body. Your car (and your lifeless body) continue to be pushed for several hundred feet until the train comes to a stop."


Great!

[Hotrauder]

WHILE EATING A FOOD ALLERGY CAUSES YOUR THROAT TO SWELL SHUT CHOKING YOU. UNABLE TO BREATH YOU SLOWLY SUFFICATE TO DEATH.

Now, there's a perfect excuse that even my wife will take as legitimate for my LIQUID diet. :beer: Dennis

[juno]

"While driving, you attempt to beat a freight train and drive around the gates. Thanks to a miscalculation on your part, the train collides with your car and crushes your body. Your car (and your lifeless body) continue to be pushed for several hundred feet until the train comes to a stop."


Great!

Yeah and another project marauder on e-bay! :)

[G-Man]

An ill-tempered waiter, dissatisfied with your gratuity, beats you to death with a pepper mill.

I thought my freinds were kidding when they called me cheap :lol: .

[Mad1]

While attempting to dive into a pool, you hit your head on the diving board in mid-air. You're knocked unconscious, and your body sinks to bottom of the pool, where your lungs quickly fill with water.

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Oh no. Just today I was looking forward to opening the pool. At least I know I'm safe until sometime after next spring. I guess I should take out the diving board, eh?

[duhtroll]

While scarfing down dinner, a large chunk of your meal becomes enlodged in your throat, and you choke to death.



Hmm. I kinda saw this one coming. (burp)

[Rider90]

"You mistakenly park in a handicap spot in the grocery store parking lot. Your lifeless body is found shortly thereafter covered in an intricate criss-cross of wheelchair tracks."

Bah! People park near those spots, doesn't sound like a move I would make.

[RoyLPita]

I could see some of these on the next episode of CSI.

BTW, I now plan to drive my a$$ to SEMA.

[Rider90]

WHILE EATING A FOOD ALLERGY CAUSES YOUR THROAT TO SWELL SHUT CHOKING YOU. UNABLE TO BREATH YOU SLOWLY SUFFICATE TO DEATH.

Now, there's a perfect excuse that even my wife will take as legitimate for my LIQUID diet. :beer: Dennis
"Anaphylactic Reaction"

Start carrying around 1 mg of Epinephrine (1:1000) and be ready to mix in 250ml Saline and inject subcutaneously (SC - Just below the skin, verses IM or IV) with the syringe you'll also need to carry. Somehow you'll have to find the epi, too.

Or the easier route, tell your Doc about a "Recent food allergy experience" ;) and tell him you would like an Epi-Pen prescribed.

There! One life saved! Be sure to tell someone around you to call 911 :P

woohoo...I'm almost done with school...:banana:

[Petrograde]

You express dissatisfaction with your meal at a roadside diner. Seconds later, the fry cook springs from his kitchen and douses you with a tub of scalding grease.

That sucks,.. I'll be avoiding Cracker Barrel and Denny's now.

[Marauder2005]

"A crazed man fatally attacks you in a hardware store with a garden hoe."

Not if I get him first...where's that axe...


"A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a

large wrench"

That must be me and you!!! I;m gonna get your 1st :D

[GreekGod]

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/told.jpg After you rudely push your way through a crowded line at the zoo, a large, angry man picks you up and throws you over a guardrail into the bear pit. Being only minutes before feeding time, you are quickly devoured by the hungry beasts Curses! I'm doomed to a terrible death. Is there anything I can do to change this horrible end? Have I sealed my fate by tempting the Gods? It sounds just like me, I get so excited at the zoo I'm always pushing through the crowd. Somehow the Psychic knows all!

[younga1]

"You are the victim of an unprovoked stabbing by a carnival worker."

Wrong!!! Texas is a concealed carry state. That stupid carni shouldn't have brought a knife to a gun fight.

[jawz101]

An incompetent nurse gives you an enema with a power washer. You are alleviated of your constipation, but your colon and intestinal tract are completely obliterated.

Well, I do work at a hospital... and some of the nurses can be very persuasive. Damnit I quit.

[DEFYANT]

"You defeat an egomaniacal opponent at chess. In his rage, he stabs you though the eye with his bishop"

Ok, I think this is BS, cuz I don't play chess..

[Hotrauder]

Charlie, your wife says different! Beware of the Bishop. beware,beware,beware,beware

[QWK SVT]

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your face is skinned using steel wool and subsequently doused with bleach. While you're still alive, your face is then doused with ammonia. The bleach and ammonia chemically react and melt the remaining flesh from your skull.

http://www.thedeathpsychic.com/prediction.asp?u47058

That doesn't sound like too much fun :(

[Hack Goby]

While comming from Detroit and driving through Chicago your lifeless body is found with a badgeless Marauder grille w***** around your neck with the words "Vorteac rules" carved in your forehead.:D (Just having fun guys,Its been quiet around here lately):D