Need some advice from my MM.NET friends...

[Donny Carlson]

I been hitting the holiday buffet lines kinda heavy, and was wondering, do these shorts I got from Santa make my ass look big?

http://media3.davesdaily.com/pictures5/441-giantjohn.jpg

[DEFYANT]

Just a little....

[DOHCMERC]

Negative.........the shorts don't make your ass look big........your ass makes your ass look big.

Ya think you could take this hottie for a ride on the same scooter??
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/DOHCMERC/Pr083005bigbiker1.jpg

[TripleTransAm]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/DOHCMERC/Pr083005bigbiker1.jpg


Is that photo from an ad for heavy-duty shock absorbers?

[DOHCMERC]

Dude, that bike is officially a hard tail...........aint no shock in hell gonna hold that up!!!

[Petrograde]

...a couple of sit-ups wouldn't hurt! :P

[Blackened300a]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/DOHCMERC/Pr083005bigbiker1.jpg

If the pic was taken at 2am leaving a bar, I might understand, But Broad Daylight!!
There's No Doubt He's "Haulin Ass"

[Hotrauder]

I been hitting the holiday buffet lines kinda heavy, and was wondering, do these shorts I got from Santa make my ass look big?


Thanks for asking!:D

[MM2004]

I been hitting the holiday buffet lines kinda heavy, and was wondering, do these shorts I got from Santa make my ass look big?

http://media3.davesdaily.com/pictures5/441-giantjohn.jpg

Donny,

PUT THE FORK AND KNIFE DOWN!!!

Resist temptation as your ass makes your shorts look big. :D

Mike.

[shakes_26]

Y'all are wrong about this guy. I fully understand him..... he's a wheelie junkie and he's trying to cross the US pulling a wheelie all the way. He just figured this would be easier than having to hold the front wheel up......

:lol:


Negative.........the shorts don't make your ass look big........your ass makes your ass look big.

Ya think you could take this hottie for a ride on the same scooter??
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a373/DOHCMERC/Pr083005bigbiker1.jpg

[shakes_26]

Naw, its the suspenders... everyone knows vertical lines make you look fatter....


I been hitting the holiday buffet lines kinda heavy, and was wondering, do these shorts I got from Santa make my ass look big?

http://media3.davesdaily.com/pictures5/441-giantjohn.jpg

[Agent M79]

Yeesh Donny. Since when do thongs come with wheels?

[TripleTransAm]

Dude, that bike is officially a hard tail...........aint no shock in hell gonna hold that up!!!

Just, PLEASE... no one tell me that bike is actually equipped with a backrest.

[Rider90]

That bike, with that woman, must be a pain to balance at the light. If he tilts too far in one direction, there is no saving him...

[juno]

Naaah, the bike is too small, get a bigger bike and get back in the buffet line. :)

[Brutus]

I feel your pain. I too have eaten a little too much myself lately. Plus all the alcohol and egg nog as well as beer. I am currently in a transitional stage as none of my clothes fit me anymore and I am having trouble finding ones that fit. Well Jewels just snapped a pic of me as I type this, so you can see my situation.

[Donny Carlson]

Yeesh Donny. Since when do thongs come with wheels?

Wheels?


(rubs eyes with fists, looks at picture again)

HOLY SCHIZZLE! That's where my motorcycle is!!

[whoskal]

maybe its the camera they say the camera adds a few pounds

[TripleTransAm]

maybe its the camera they say the camera adds a few pounds

Good point... looks like she swallowed more than just a camera, though. I'd say the whole freaking darkroom, actually.

[seans]

They're cruising to the beach where she'll proudly show off her new bikini.

[Mike Poore]

Just, PLEASE... no one tell me that bike is actually equipped with a backrest.

Now, THAT'S funny! :laugh:

[Joe Walsh]

Yeesh Donny. Since when do thongs come with wheels?

:lol: :lol: :rofl: :rofl:

My thoughts exactly....He's got a moped wedged between his A$$ cheeks....

And that guy with Shamu on the back just likes to do wheelies!